What is a good way of masturbation without making a mess? (no paper towels)

what is a good way of masturbation without making a mess? (no paper towels)

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Cum in your girlfriend and make babies instead of being a little pussy ass bitch perhaps

slurp

cum in hand and eat it

you are retarded, why don't you want to use paper towels like everyone else you absolute faggot

Roll back and cum straight in your mouth. Easy clean up

I don't have any

use toilet paper then jesus christ

You can actually prevent that anything comes out when you press with your finger between your asshole and ballsack

Lotion, bust in toilet, wash in sink.

Oh yeah, flush

here's some more of that fat slut

name?

nice, name?

momokun

For a while, I'd always cum directly into my mouth and swallow
I could reach my dick with my mouth pretty easily
Nowadays I just cum onto a towel

Momokun
she's a huge cunt
literally and metaphorically

did she ever made nudes?

google it?
just posting because this is her patreon shit but she leaked her own back when she was human size

Hold it in.

I've done this from the minute I learned to masturbate up until 18-19 when I finally got a GF to let me dump inside.

Honestly, I can still do it, just no need to.

People will tell you it has all kinds of side effects but it actually doesn't. It's like holding in a piss you have to take reeeeaaaallly bad, except eventually the feeling goes away.

That's the best idea I got; but you should stop being a lazy piece of shit anyway and clean up.

She used to be hot when she started, but she is getting fat as fuck now and it's disgusting.

I love thicc girls, and chub never bothered me, but she looks like a fucking pig wearing cosplay.

>acquire condom
>don condom
>go about your business
>doff condom
>dispose of condom
Easy. Or if you're a kinky faguette, keep the condom for your next fap. Higher-quality ones can be cleaned and reused for fapping, but I would not recommend for actual sex after that.

That's fucking disgusting

this faggot cant be bothered to get paper towels and you expect him to get condoms to jerk off into

Yeah... you clearly have never done that before. It's makes a big mess when the cum comes out her vag all over the bed.

use socks you can wash them just ejaculate in them then wipe whats left on your dick with them

Posh wank

A sock you faggot

Get a roommate, and while he's sleeping, cum onto his crotch so he thinks he came in his sleep and he will clean it up.

>Works every time.

Which?

easy

pinch your foreskin until you get a nice space, cum, and dump it into the toilet
unless you're a kike of course

What are your circumstances OP?
Are you still living with your parents and afraid of them finding your used sock/towel/tissue? if that's the case just jerk it on the toilet
also, pretty sure that doesn't help. It' bad for balls and prostate and the cum still comes out about half an hour later

>I don't have any

ohmygod go buy some then you fucking loser

This. Been doing it for 15+ years, it’s called retro grade ejaculation. Actually found out about it in some Wicca book when I was in school.. yeah I know, massive faaag. It’s some tantric/meditation bollocks. You just put force (semi decent amount) on the gooch for about two minutes just before climaxing. Some user pointed the name out couple months back.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrograde_ejaculation

Rub the cum on your thigh

Why would you touch yourself to that fat hambeast? She's got some retard genes

Look at that INTENSE PHOTOSHOP. Puke.

Must suck when your ass still looks like a shitty doughball when you photo edit it to hell.

I've learned to orgasm without cumming.
For that, put denial porn and non-denial porn and watch the movies without choosing it. If it's denial porn, you can cum, not the opposite.
That way, you'll learn to enjoy sex without cumming, and you'll slowly find ways to decide when you cum or not.
Then fap a lot without cumming, and orgasm will finnally come.
Last step is learning to cum without fapping, and boom, you can chose when you cum, and when you orgasm. Keep in mind that orgasm will need some sexual arousing, or it won't work, and that cumming by pure willingness take something between 10 seconds and 2 minutes.

A part of me likes fatties...

theres a space between your anus and your balls, before you cum you have to press your fingers against this spot. you wont make a mess

Cover it all with your hands, then lick them. Done...