Well about 4 months ago i told you faggots i was in line to inherit about 100 million dollars from my gerbal who molested me as a kid. after a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit it's official. i am the richest motherfucker on Sup Forums
first to roll quads gets $3500000
Gabriel Nelson
>from my gerbal
David Sullivan
me
David Davis
Gerbal Space Program
Justin Price
give it to me dad
Hunter King
i'll suck yo d
Logan Parker
pls
Asher Wood
Rollaroo
Blake King
Doesn't hurt to try. I need helping getting a new vehicle anyway
Justin Long
roll
Cooper Smith
Oh shit, I did it
Tyler Ortiz
so fucking close, bet it hurts faggot
Bentley Edwards
Please donate my money to isis
Ayden Miller
in dire need of magical Jewry
Grayson Miller
Doesn't count? Ah, well. I guess I tried. It doesn't hurt, since I'm right where I was already.
Juan Cruz
shit nigga
Thomas Hill
Yeah, we'll see if it counts. I'm waiting to see if he replies.
Landon Martin
First day?
Jacob Myers
i'd like to
Jackson Lee
gimme
Jaxon Ward
Rollerino I could use some help
Hudson Walker
Nah
Benjamin Foster
it counts if you can post penis and butthole with face and timestamp
What the fuck my dudes. This post is literally copypasta from a twenty minutes old post. You've all just been baited so fucking hard. That's far beyond first day, these motherfuckers joined just a minute ago.
Also on a sidenote: If one of you massive idiots really managed to roll quads or up, how the fuck would you identify yourself? Other anons could literally pretend to be you and reel in all the money. You need to post contact data you fucktards. I can't believe this. Please just tell me I'm part of the most elaborate personal army bait thread in 2018 and you're all part of this fuckery and not just retarded.
Camden Cox
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Robert Cooper
rollity-roll, I want money so I can become batman, but in Montreal
Isaiah White
Hmm very nice, I also inherited 120 bit coin from my nephew who molested me as an adult after hed died in a freak accident.
first to roll quads gets $3600000
Jackson Watson
wtf man do I know you? Me and some of my friends used to write 'xdab' all the time at shit
Jace Flores
op here. that pic is me hahaaha. niggers are desperate here. that 20 minute old post was copypasta of a 1 day old post which was copypasta of the original post.
Anthony Stewart
jsut roll for the fun im not realy bill gates
James Lee
Ah, okay. Thanks for the educational bait, OP!
Logan Sullivan
stop posting this gay copypasta all the time.
Sebastian Hernandez
He can read.
Nathaniel Sanders
lol its not even meant to be bait. everyone calling me a fag cause theyre angry i gave them a slight bit of hope for a split second then tore it away hahaha
Grayson Barnes
What's the actual deal with threads like this? Why so people respond to it so much? I mean they know they aren't going to get any money. Same as the threads that promise steam games too. I know for a fact Sup Forums isn't this dumb - and yet the traffic threads like this get is ridiculous. I just don't get it.
>inb4 you posted here too.
I didn't even look at what I rolled.
Wyatt Morales
Roll
Caleb Nguyen
Steam games are legit 10/1 of the times. This shit is never tho. I think the point s that there's no risk in posting. Even if there is a 000000.1 chance that you'll get quads and it's real it's worth it.
Landon Cooper
Tbh I understand sheepanons, if I didn't 100% know this was bait from seeing the thread just twenty mins ago I'd roll too. 3.5 million dollars is a fuckload of money and to not take the nanoslight chance of winning that amount of money by posting in a pedo internet imageboard is just stupid, it's like throwing away an unrubbed rub-and-win lottery ticket.
Jeremiah Myers
here is a roll you, you sad rich person, if i get quads i wanna buy you a friend, a person, who will talk to you, understand you, make you feel special, and not the way your dad made you feel special.
Ayden Jackson
fuck it may as well try have a good life before i go an hero,roll