Control white house

>control white house
>control both houses
>still manages to fuck it up

praise kek

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breitbart.com/video/2018/01/20/gop-rep-gaetz-contents-intelligence-memo-will-shock-conscience-country/
washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2013/09/25/here-is-every-previous-government-shutdown-why-they-happened-and-how-they-ended/?utm_term=.c20ab7754199
breitbart.com/london/2018/01/21/frexit-macron-admits-french-public-would-probably-vote-leave-eu-given-chance/
americanthinker.com/blog/2018/01/nancy_pelosi_whoops_it_up_with_democrats_over_the_government_shutdown_at_tony_dc_restaurant.html
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those masterful negotiating skills are going to kick in any moment now

He is a deal maker. Just wait and see. It has only been a year. He probably needs more time.

Just like Jimmy Carter in 1977. Yes, a fucking retarded democrat did it first 40 years ago. Congratulations

don't worry. he'll fix everything just as only an obese, ugly tangerine can.

You just admitted Trump is retarded.

You don't really think that the president shuts down the government, do you?

>7 more years
Feels good man.

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lolno

He's got a ways to go. Obama had them both for two years and accomplished nothing.

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Haha. You're a laughable simpleton.

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breitbart.com/big-government/2018/01/21/donald-trump-senate-republicans-kill-60-vote-rule-end-government-shutdown/

And there comes the backhand. This is fun.

Fake news

Get the child out of the whitehouse

>Yes, a fucking retarded democrat did it first 40 years ago. Congratulations
Did what? The FTC was shut down for one day in 1980, but the first actual government shutdown happened under Reagan.

It's funny because it's true!

Meanwhile in conservastive land:

breitbart.com/video/2018/01/20/gop-rep-gaetz-contents-intelligence-memo-will-shock-conscience-country/

Who else is hyped for this memo? Does Gaetz have the intel briefcase? Will the anti-terrorists defuse the bomb in time? Find out on the next All My Children.

It was stragreaic. if it werens't it was fake news.

They had a bipartisan budget drafted and it sat on trump's desk till his advisors told him to deny it, even after he said "put anything in front of my and I'll sign it" he then told McConnell/Ryan to hold CHIP and DACA to make Dems decide on one, they said that's bullshit, and here we are.

They had an agreement, but the "master negotiator" wanted to swing his dick around

Daily reminder:
The least popular Democrat in living memory STILL beat Trump by 3 million votes.

>man with third-stage Alzheimer's disease gets elected president.

...And they say the American dream is dead

Maybe trump should take his own advise.

Think before you act you fucking retard. OP made it a point to rip on Trump for controlling both houses and the presidency and having the government shut down like Trump was some kind of Record breaking idiot. I was pointing out the fact that the first ime this ever happened was in 1977 under democrat president Jimmy Carter while democrats controlled both houses.

washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2013/09/25/here-is-every-previous-government-shutdown-why-they-happened-and-how-they-ended/?utm_term=.c20ab7754199

Read and comprehend before you speak

dat title "midget porn enabler"

>beat Trump

It takes 60 votes on an appropriations bill. The GOP had their votes in order. Democrats voted to shut down government.

So, b8y OP, you don't "control" the Senate without having at least 60 seats. Sorry to burst your bubble. Maybe you want to read the Constitution.

yea me n everyone in my coal town voted for him and now we are making coal every day and it's the most poplar thing here

you realize you just pointed the gun back at yourself and pulled....

aw never mind, you wouldn't understand.

carry on, sport. i need the laughs today

>politics on Sup Forums instead of pol
someones scared
Also it takes 60 votes for a budget to pass the Republicans have 51 so nice job mate.
Go to Sup Forums if you have any balls, people are just on Sup Forums to fap
Sage

>washingtonpost.com

Must be a deep state conspiracy because Trump can't possibly make a mistake and he's always right about everything forever. HAIL GREAT LEADER

Wikipedia puts the first government shutdown under Reagan, not Carter.
But nice of you to compare Trump to the last single-term democrat.

also from your own article:
>Before some 1980 and 1981 opinions issued by then-Attorney General Benjamin Civiletti, a failure to fund some part of the government didn't necessarily mean that that part of government would stop functioning.
>So the "shutdowns" listed below that happened between 1976 tand 1979 did not always entail an actual stop to government functioning; they were often simply funding gaps that didn't have any real-world effect.

How about YOU "read and comprehend", republitard.

>word
>phrase

what is things?!

Stay mad kid.

Should I have used some fucking hack comedian on a comedy channel? Or maybe a progressive left wing psycho page like HuffPo? It's easily researched facts you lazy fuckbag.

95% republicans voted yes.
95% democrates voted no.

Democrats shut the goverment down.

>liberal tears

right are so bad at memeing they steal tumblr memes.

>OP knows nothing about politics
>OP thinks is opinion is the whole truth
This is why your group is losing

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Boss. Hes going to get used to being president. Were in good hands. Please gimme my papers.

>Democrats shut the goverment down.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUTTHURT FAGGOT NO

I think it's a legitimate question if he can do much leading like this. That's the point of obstructionism, right? Anyway let's have more of the 101 health secrets THEY don't want you to read.

breitbart.com/london/2018/01/21/frexit-macron-admits-french-public-would-probably-vote-leave-eu-given-chance/

Macron admits French would leave the EU if given a vote. He is bogd-touched, truly.

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>breitbart
seriously, trumpfag?

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Jesus fucking christ. Reagan never had a shutdown when the republicans controlled both houses. You fucking people are so full of hate you can't even argue correctly. Fucking retards.

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>stale memes
stay weak, faggot

Dems don't care about the shutdown. In fact, had a party to celebrate.

americanthinker.com/blog/2018/01/nancy_pelosi_whoops_it_up_with_democrats_over_the_government_shutdown_at_tony_dc_restaurant.html

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>americanstinker

kek

>I can't defend Trump

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>Reagan never had a shutdown when the republicans controlled both houses.
I never claimed he did.
Try to keep up, the whole thread is available for you to refer back to if you get confused.

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>I literally cannot defend Donald Trump

>Implying the Washington post isn't a "progressive left wing psycho page"

So? It's a good thread to post in while I'm waiting for porn to dl

Why are dems out celebrating if its republicans fault? Because it's not. Created by dems.

Stay mad kid.

>thinker
>tony
Good spelling leads to good thinking.

Stay mad kid.

>I still can't defend Trump

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Even the repubs say it’s the trump aides that smashed the bi partisan agreenemnt they had a few days before the shutdown. Trump asked for 18 billion for the wall and the bill they were gonna present had that in it. But after they drafted it, trump said he now wanted 33 billion... and these are the words of the second highest ranking repub

google.com/amp/s/www.politico.com/amp/story/2018/01/21/government-shutdown-immigration-graham-miller-354747

Why do you think a right wing blog is a source of trusted information, user?
Oh wait. You voted for Trump. Never mind.

A trump and 40k fan. Jesus christ why didn't your mother abort you.

Wrong, the ability to clearly articulate or absorb a point regardless of spelling is a trait of genius. Look it up instead of repeating stupid wives tales from grammar teachers fuckwit.

>I never claimed he did.
BUT THAT IS WHAT THE OP STARTED THIS THREAD WITH YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD. Better? Can you understand big letters?
YOU need to pay attention you fucking genius

>I cannot defend the asshole in the White House
>literally

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>he thinks the republicans like trump
>he doesn't know both parties are corrupt
>he thinks trump is an insider

Pay attention to the world, OP.

I like him.

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McConnell will never give up the filibuster.

You have nothing to say about democrats celebrating the shutdown. Let's hear it... where is the joke?

>both parties are corrupt
HAHAHAHAHA LOOK
A "BOTH SIDES" IDIOT

Stay mad kid.

Holy fuck you're dense. This thread was started because one political party controlled the presidency and both houses. That never happened under Reagan, it first happened in Carter. Full stop. You're a fucking moron and wrong.

>I post this stale meme
>because I cannot defend the shitstain the White House

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>I have a whole folder of this cringing shit
>because I can't defend Trump

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Jared Kushner just got a $30,000,000 bribe from an Israeli bank. MAGA!

see
Plus it gets the people who take the internet seriously all worked up.

>intensifying cringe
wew lad

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autism