What have you put in your ass tonight /b?

What have you put in your ass tonight /b?

I've had all of this in mine tonight.
Straight male, btw.

>straight male
Don't think so bud

Prostate massage, you should try it sometime.

whats that black thing to the right?

Inflatable plug.

Yep, inflatable plug.

Emptiness and sadness.

While my ass is empty, it is not sad, it will get filled again.

>straight male

Bahahahahahahahah, faggot

You're only full fag if you refuse to admit you're bi.

how does it work? isnt it a bit dangerous?

>Straight male, btw.
Yeah, prostate massage is one thing... but a fantasy animal cock is gay and a half.

You just pump it up with the bulb and it gets larger, you use the little knob to let the air back out. You're not actually pumping air directly in to your ass. I've used it to stretch out my wife's cunt and ass as well, no issues.

Back in my day we only needed a finger in there to do the job..
why do you need a fucking operation table full of gadgets to make yourself cum?
When you start collecting stuff to put up your asshole like a kid collects pokemon
I start questioning how straight you really are

My wife is in to anal sex as well, and you can't just go from nothing to the biggest toy you want. Not unless you want a trip to the ER.

how well does it work? I wanna stretch my ass aswell

It works reasonably well. A speculum works a bit better I think, and they can be had reasonably cheaply.

thanks

You're quite welcome. Take it slow and enjoy yourself!

when are you going to post your anal gape or some action?

post butt

Recommend a lube? ever try muko medical jelly?

Large purple plug

Glass plug

It's really difficult to take a good picture of your own ass. lol

moar,for reaserch,

J-lube is great, very similar to cumlube. Just make sure you use lube compatible with your toys. A thicker, water-based lube is always a good choice.

you should try shaving feels better. heres mine since u posted

I've thought about it, just haven't taken the time to do it yet.

what a beautiful butt user,would love some more

Thanks! Unfortunately those are the only two I really have, the rest are more of the same.

if ur stil here i have some more

I will totally have a better setup for taking pics next time. Tonight was just spur of the moment and I figured I'd just post them anyhow.

not a god damn thing

I've been interested in this stuff for a while but I have an ass tight enough to make diamonds so I've been scared
Does anyone have experience with this: www.simplipleasure.com/collections/butt-plugs-beginner/products/crystal-premium-glass-small-butt-plug-in-blue-nsn or have any suggestions?

wow,you are so cute,that ass is gorgeous

I'd go for it. Start slow, lots of lube and relax. Have fun with it!

6 inch dildo

Nice ass!

"Straight"

For being a straight male you have produced one of the gayest fucking threads on Sup Forums

Nice ass...and I love those panties.

Quite a few people in this thread uncomfortable with their sexuality.

Thanks boys

I appreciate you posting and keeping the thread alive.

ITT: blown out ass flaps is grateful for attention.

Isn't that why anyone posts? They are just after attention?

Yeah but most people post something better than a worn out meat chute. I.e. the twink who derailed the thread with his beautiful ass

I'm sure he's half my age too.

Welp, looks like it's time for me to head to bed.

I really love your dick
it's got a fantastic shape to it that I just want in my mouth

I'm sure he'd love your cock in his ass too.

I'd hope so
as much as I love a nice ass wrapped around my shaft, the mutual agreement that we both want this is a decently hot part to me

plus as a switch I'd want him to pound me after

That ads in those panties are so hawt.
Would bang all night.

I had a SO who liked to play with my ass, I'd probably try pegging for sure. I might be persuaded to try the real deal. Maybe.

*ass
Fucking autocorrect

We knew what ya meant.

I knew I was into it before that, but having a gf get in me and try it out made me cum so hard I needed more

now I'm just relaxing and enjoying dating men for a while. It's actually nice to ditch female bullshit and be agreed from the start we're here for dinner but want to get sucked off.

what a fantastic shape, right? the green is just the right color choice, too

Colt xl big boy
3 in diameter

I knew I was in to it since my teens, wasn't until I was a lot older and more comfortable with myself that I involved a partner. I'm not in to guys though, so toys are really likely to be it for me.

ooh fuck yes
it used to get me when I'd compare that to my own cock but then I realized it meant I could fuck my partner as hard as I wanted right away

Working up to the big stuff! I've got a baseball bat that is my next challenge.

All of that is like going to an all you can eat and mixing the sushi with the pizza and dipping it in ice cream covered in BBQ sauce. You be goin a disgusting person

You must have one loise anus. How's the adult diapers working out?

So hes....full of hot air huh?

It’s my newest one. Just moved up from the python which is about 2.9 in diameter

oddly enough, I get it. My taste in men is so narrow, but if you have a close friend you might pitch the idea to; it's kinda great

I went for a vibrating buttplug that totally shatters my reality when I cum with it (a Hush, if you care), but before that I just had a simple C-cell vibrator to wreck my world.

whatever goes down, I hope you find some real sexual satisfaction, friend.

that's still decently massive! I was with someone that had the full sized Bad Dragon Chance XL

it was tempting to ask if he could tell I was in

while the joke is solid; I found out this isn't always such a huge issue! the butt is naturally springy and will retain its shape, within reason anyway

I'm going to give my wife's Hitachi with the g-spot/prostate attachment a go at some point. I've made myself cum from prostate stimulation alone, which was a pretty cool and interesting experience. Looking to ramp that up.

Equine toys are very intriguing. I sometimes joke with myself that I’m only gay for horses. Speaking of, is veterinary lubricant good for human use? Can get a gallon for the price one one small bottle of KY

Very much agreed. I'm usually not much for green but those panties are so hot

My wife and I have an XL Chance as well, we used to have both the flared and unflared, but we got rid of the flared one. Tons of fun pounding her cunt with that thing!

Yes, get yourself a bottle of j-lube powder. You can mix up 6-8 gallons of lube from one bottle.

Nice

I literally can't get any pleasure out of playing with my ass. Inb4 start small and use lots of lube. Started with the end of my finger and that hurts a shit ton. I literally het the feeling like I'm going to shit. With just using my finger. And it hurts. How am I supposed to bottom if I can't even do anal without being in immense pain?

You can make it the same consistency as BD cumlube, and it's slick as hell. Stays where you put it too.

My Kik is aurarah41

"Straight"

If it hurts you’re doing it wrong. Try sucking in your gut while doing it. Sometimes you need to just let a little air in there

Anal may just not be for you. But it really does sound like you may just need to relax more and don't pressure yourself.

My boyfriend's dick

That's better than toys, I'm sure!

That's lame I've been addicted to shemale porn for the past three years and now I can't even get fucked by one.

There is a technique. If your ass can shit something out it can take something in

Wow. Those are big toys. Just shit unfortunately.

I don't think so. I've done exactly what Google says and it still hurts way too much. I'd be a good bottom too I'm 5'5 and fit

I can't take the knot on the BD toy yet, but I'm working on it.

Absolutely disgusting.

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Well next time you try, attempt the stomach vacuum. Before I ever had put anything in I was able to suck in my stomach and my hole would just open right up, of course I didn’t know what I was doing at the time, but I figured it out