Weird school stories thread

Weird school stories thread


>be me, 14 Freshman in highschool
>In the middle of Shitsville, Virginia
>first 4 months of school are normal
>Come to know this one scrawny strange kid in my grade i hadn't noticed before, lets call him John
>really quiet and reclusive
>whenever someone would talk to him he would just kind of slink away while someone was talking
>near the end of Second quarter of freshman year
>In cafeteria eating overpriced shitty school food with friends
>see John walking out of the line with one of the nasty Nacho cheese chili bowls
>big fucking black kid Lets call him Jahiem comes walking up to go the line to get something.
>John runs straight into Jahiem
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>spills nasty chili shit all over him
Jahiem is about to chimp out
>John just stands there shitting his pants as big nig is about to spread his cheeks
>surprisingly doesn't beat the shit out of him right there
>Tells him to square up and meet him behind the school at the basketball courts
>First fight the school has seen in a while
>hype is building
>people are talking about this shit at almost every point during the school day
Cont?

more

Yes, fuck.

cont please

I hope john kicks the chimps ass

Cont

Cont please OP

Fuck, man. If you're gonna post a greentext prewrite that shit. Dont make us wait for fucking ever for the cont.

sorry, I type too slow

> finally the school bell rings
> everyone literally runs to behind the courts
> bignig is waiting
> waiting
> waiting
> finally after about 10 minutes John shows up
> he's scared and visibly shaking
> sets down his bag
> nig is literally chimping out, screaming, jumping around
> John is just being quiet, looking like a skinny kid going against a monster

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>School day comes to an end
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>Jahiem is waiting at the outdoor basketball court
>50 or so people there
>Somehow the retarded staff does not notice this
>the door to the building opens
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>he actually showed up
>he walks to the center of the court right in front of jahiem
>John just stands there and stares at fucking big nig
>everyones got their phones out and is watching the ensuing anal pounding
>John pulls sunglasses out of his backpack
>its like fucking February and cloudy as fuck
>some nig in the sidelines shouts
WorlStaR!
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>john is just fucking standing there
>big nig Jahiem is getting more visibly pissed
>john has this massive shiteating grin on his face
>what the fuck is he going to do
>he then goes to his backpack and gets a bottle of Gatorade and stars chugging that shit
>the big nig has had enough
>Takes first swing
>direct hit
>John falls over on his ass
>nose bleeding pretty bad
>he gets back up and starts trying to hit him
>gets hit in the arm
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Cont soon

> by now there's like 100 people there
> everyone is yelling and it's a complete scene
> finally John gets close enough
> everyone gets quiet
> waiting to see John get turned into a bloody pulp
> Jahiem goes up right away and throws his fist towards John's face
> John dodges the punch
> Jahiem throws a roundhouse
> again, john dodges it, then comes back with an uppercut out of the blue
> Jahiem's head flips back, he falls backwards and hits his head right on the pavement
> he's not moving
> oh shit

Cont...

> John gets on the ground and punches him in the face a couple of times
> then he undoes his belt and loosens his pants
> everyone is seriously like wtf
> pulls his pants down to his ankles, then his underwear
> rolls him over
> Jahiem's bare black ass is staring up at the sky, nobody is saying a word
> John pulls his own pants down
> turns out John is hung
> like 7-8" long, but skinny
> John mounts big nig and starts fucking him in the ass right then and there
> going at it for like two minutes before someone yells out
> oh shit it's a teacher coming down the door
> teacher opens the door then gets on the floor while everyone does the dinosaur.

>John is in pretty shitty shape
>Clearly going to lose
Final swing
Big nig is blinded with rage
>John runs back to his backpack again
>Gets his Mp3 player
>starts playing music
>The chimp starts chasing after him
>He starts Singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of his lungs
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>"SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE?"
>Big nig is visibly confused
>"SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE?"
>Jahiem is still chasing him
>John starts to run the fuck away
>Final screech
"JUST GOTTA GET OUT, JUST GOT TO GET RIGHT OUT OF HERE"
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>next day
>never shows up
>2 years later found out he transferred schools

FFS

Go on

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i got baited so fucking hard. im done with life

>>be me, kindergarten
>>stupid redneck grade school
>>scheduled bathroom breaks, whole class at once
>>put my penis in another boy's mouth

> finally it's after school
> pretty much the whole schools shows up
> Jahiem and John show up on time
> everyone expects a bloodbath
> Jahiem is waiting while John takes his jacket off
> then John takes his shoes off
> everyone is really confused
> John then takes his shirt off and he has a bra
> turns off John is really a girl and nobody knew it
> off come the pants
> "John" doesn't even have a benis
> Jahiem is like omg I am so sorry
> comes over to shake John's hand
> "John" kicks Jahiem in the balls
> hard
> bignig goes down to his knees crying, doubled over in pain

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ya got me on this one, kek kek

>>also at same school, we used to cheer on a fat kid while he pooped
>>excitement.exe
>>pooper vomits like a fountain

Just copy/pasted this to a chat on insta. Everyone is visibly confused. Good story tho.

Btw what happened to the teacher?

6th grade.
Teacher being a bitch.
Call her on it cause I'm sick or her shit.
Get sent to office.
For 6 months.
Forced to sit in office closet.
Get paddled every morning because
"You're going to do something to deserve it"
Hated school.

>cannot into greentext