Liverpool v Southampton Thread #2

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>feyenoord

why are liverpool so shit?

>tfw its... HABBENING

Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.

lmfao what the fuck

how many eplel teams go to cl? and how many have to play playoffs?

>le emotional coach
sad! contrived!

Macron and wife???

I can remember it like it was yesterday. There had been a tremendous build up in the weeks before. Brenny and Stevie G had decided it would be a good idea for the warriors to arrive for the last home games in a team bus.The premier league winners 13/14 T- shirts were even outselling the `five times' ones. I knew all this because I had been following it on sky sports with Carra and Tommo.

Put sky sports on for the build-up. Just after lunch I put my full kit on. Both scarves ready, kissed the badge five times. On sky sports there was Carra, Tommo, Lawro, Hanno. They then kept showing interviews with Brenny and Stevie G, who had come up with another great idea. They said that the warriors were going to do it for the '96 in the sky'.

The game kicked off. We were murdering them (don't mention Heysel). Stevie G was brilliant; he had given a rousing speech at the last game, telling everyone that this does not slip now. Some time in the second half, I am sure someone fouled Stevie G, and he slipped up, with Ba getting the ball and scoring. Stevie G must have been fouled as it is never his fault, but sky would not show the proper replay to prove it. Anyway, I felt sure Brenny would sort things out. I could not believe it when they scored again, clearly offside. Everyone is against us; we have not even had a penalty for at least three games.

I screamed and banged my head against the wall. Mum shouted up to me to stop it, saying it always seems to end like this every year. Anyway, I kissed my badge again five times and wiped away the tears. Brenny came on to be interviewed by sky. He said we have to believe, and will put ten past Palace next game.We were 3-0 up and heading for 10. The next thing, it was 3-3. Louis and Stevie G were crying, Brennies bottom lip was going. I am sure I heard laughing from the bitter next door. Anyway, next year will be our year. As long as the refs are fair with us, they only gave us 14 penalties last season.

Five times la, five times.

webm of pen?

2 and 2, right?

top 3 go straight to the groups while 4th has to do the play-off round

Don't evan care if we lose

Wanna know why? United have to play Spurs AND Southampton away, they'll obviously piss both those games away

imagine being a Liverpool fan

Just IMAGINE

shitty cuckold team, cuckold city, cuckold people


Beta beta cucks!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking HELL lads it's so funny how fuckig BETA Liverpool is Hahahah


Fuck me I dying here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuck team haha

*flies away*

3 into groups, 1 into qualis

4 go to CL, 1 to playoffs. Man Utd might be the 5th if they win EL and don't get top 4

To this day, I still don't know what it means. I put it into google translate once and the page crashed. Is it just an exchange between Klopp and a bar tender with extra Kult Kloppos?

>forster showboating
J U S T
U
S
T

Forster is a big man fucking hell.

>So it was, a quiet day in Anfield
>Let every person know
>In every home, missing
>Proud supporters, red and blue
>Please prey for those that left
>Ensure they fight through fear
>Don't cry for me tonight mum, cos this'll be our year!!!!!

pls read the first letter in every line and then respond with 'JFT96'. 1 repost = 1 prayer for our lads

3 go straight into the CL mate, 1 into qualis

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well it doesn't matter anyway cause man u are gonna win the EL

Hmmmmm

...

>KEKED

Dubs and Liverpool concede

he's a large human male

I dated a girl from Liverpool a few years ago, she used to like tonguing my bumhole

when will they learn?

4 u

thx las

kek

He is a big guy

N E V E R
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Cech, Holding, Koscielny, Monreal, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Xhaka, Ramsey, Gibbs, Ozil, Sanchez, Welbeck.

de Gea, Tuanzebe, Jones, Smalling, Darmian, Herrera, Carrick, Mkhitaryan, Mata, Martial, Rooney.

>his smile and optimism

This has been extremely painful

southampton and west brom are a disgrace to the pl desu.

>Rooney
noice

what did he say to him?

>Rppney

That was upsetting, forgot Cech isn't a Chelsea player anymore for a second there.

>Rooney starting for Manure
Just give Wenger the game already

>“I went home from training that Friday lunchtime and switched on the TV,” he said.

>“Rafa sat down with his usual half-smile. It looked likely to be a normal press conference, but then he reached into his pocket for a piece of paper.

>“He spread it out on the table and began to read out one ‘fact’ after another. Rafa kept saying ‘fact... fact... fact...’ and I could not believe what I was hearing. I was grabbing the couch, digging my fingers into the arms, feeling embarrassed for him.

>“Rafa started by saying that maybe Manchester United ‘are nervous because we are at the top of the table’. I thought: ‘Uh oh, what’s happening here?’

>“It seemed so unlike Rafa to talk in such an emotional way. You could see the anger in him. ‘I want to talk about facts,’ Rafa said. ‘I want to be clear, I do not want to play mind games too early, although they seem to want to start. But I have seen some facts.’

>“Rafa went off on a ramble about how Manchester United and ‘Mr Ferguson’ had not been properly punished for various misdemeanours. He listed dates and incidents and concluded that ‘Mr Ferguson is the only manager in the league that cannot be punished for these things’.

>“He then railed against the fixture list and the timing of matches being skewed in United’s favour. Rafa was sounding muddled and bitter and paranoid. He was humiliating himself. It was a disaster. I couldn’t understand Rafa’s thinking in wanting to take on Ferguson, a master of mind games, when we were sitting so calmly on top of the table early into a new year.

>“When I met up with England all the Manchester United players told me Fergie was just laughing at Rafa, saying: ‘I’ve got him. I’ve got him.’

>xhaka ramsey
Mou is ready

>this is United's weaken team.

Not terrible tbqh.

>Southampton Legends vs Southampton

If Arsenal can't beat this, then o my daiz

>Tuanzebe
He actually started him, I'm shocked.

lel

I saw that in a porn once, seemed kinda pointless to me desu, like more ticklish than hot.

Liverpool not up to much.

>Tuanzebe
>Jones
>Rppney
>Carrick

*blocks your pen*

Pretty much. It's an extended joke about how down to earth he is, with a reference to an Opel ad he did.

jones and smalling are sunderland tier players

Sturridge is too good to be benched

heh heh

>sturshit

>Tuanzebe
Never heard of this kid is he any good?

not seen this one in a while

fuck!

>desperately cheering your team on for a 1-1 draw at home against a championship tier team

kek. habnin again

this match is making me nauseous

He's a better centre back than Jones and Smalling

should have just blasted it at forsters face there

Lighting up the youth scene for a while apparently, fans have been calling for José to give him a chance all year

"Kult Motivator Kloppo" is better pasta desu.

>liverpool can't even beat a team who have absolutely nothing to play for and aren't even really trying to score at all just looking to piss liverpool off by parking the bus

howling at this

Why is Origi starting over Sturridge? Is Kloppo just getting the black players confused?

United will probably win the Europa league anyway but Jesus Liverpool, how can ye not even get fourth? Mouyes needs to suffer

>a team who have absolutely nothing to play for and aren't even really trying to score at all just looking to piss liverpool off by parking the bus
at least they didn't lose to that exact thing this time

wtf is this real

So'ton like beating Liverpoo though, due to the fact that Liverpool used to try treat them as some kind of feeder club when Liverpool were the bigger club.

Ive my fingers crossed for a west ham-spurs kind of upset

The fucking state of Matty Grimes

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>lellanna

Liverpool fan here, honestly klopp needs to go in the summer he just isn't good enough. We should be winning titles with this squad.

Lundekvam scored the 1000th Norwegian international goal with his bollocks. Describes our national team pretty well desu

quality match this

>worse record than brenny

>Professional footballer
>Can't play a simple 6 yard pass

How can this be explained

are liverpool parking the bus?

Liverpool have played 6 hours against southampton this season without scoring

What's the point of that sub? I don't think a guy that young believes in himself enough in a situation like this to make a difference.

Imagine being a scouser and shopping at Lidl and reading the Mirror. Ghastly - sad!

THIS FUCKIN INJUSTICE LA

lel

>We should be winning titles with this squad

>Madders

He doesn't have much of a squad to rotate with.

>booby mad lee

Yes because top managers will be lining up for the Liverpool job
> This would be the best you can hope for at this stage.

Yeah, and replace him with whom? Dickhead.

KEK

>MINGOLEL

he can't keep getting away with this!!

heheh

Flopp going mental kek