Waifu thread

Waifu thread

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I don't envy you, I love cooking, but could never work in a kitchen

Hiya Yuki, ho are you?

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Claiming.

claimed

Its as tough on the mind as it is on the body, a lot of home cooks dont seem to realise that.

good evening Kamisama

Yomi-dono.

I can imagine, you have a ton of orders you need to get out quickly, but also well made
I'm sure it gets stressful at lunch and dinner rushes

Kamisama?
I'm fine, how did you get food poisoning?

Clam

Cute-dono*
yea they call her kamisama too
i got food poisoning from not cleaning my coffee maker :v

Just dropping by before sleeping to remind you guys:
If you ever want to be as cool and radical as my, you have to eat all your vegetables.

Cute

Back when I worked restaurants, yeah, I was too tired for anything on off days because I was the solid guy at work.

You're a cute too.

Hi best hamster.

which vegetables should i put in a vegetable salad?
cute!

But I don't know if I want you calling me "God"
Yeah, you should keep it clean, it's really not hard

Vegetables are the best, especially Eggplant, it's great in lasagna

I'm guessing a cafe is generally slower?

Fair enough.

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>best
yes
>hamster
no

Much slower, its more bursts of simple foods than a solid hour of risottos, pastas and noodle dishes that have to be ready at the same time or the table gets subpar service.

why cant i call you god? :<
i meant to clean it but i got lazy. i will never be lazy again :0
what she doing?

Mouse?

Hello Maus

That's good, I'm sure it's a lot less stressful for you

Because I'm not god, silly
It's very easy to learn your lesson when you get hurt or sick

How should I know, do I look like a nerd to you?
Eggplant? More like, the devil's veggie. Yuck.

that's better
how're you?

hey hey
what's up?

Most likely touching herself while looking at a picture of Kagura.

i feel so weak i think im going to go back to sleep, goodnight U.N. :<
cute!
a cute nerd yes!
but that's her sister! ah! goodnight.

Eggplant is great if you know the right recipie

Nothing really, still clawing my way through Skyrim

Get some sleep, you'll probably feel better when you wake up

Pretty sinful right? Goodnight.

My mistake then.
I'm fine, watching some shitty TV.
How was your day?

how are you feeling today?

oh damn, your unarmed run is still going?
what's your objective/goal?

same, watching some Stranger Things right now
pretty much all i've done today, actually
i should probably go sleep soon

I'm out, catch you later, losers.
Your job was funny, your coworkers sniffed coke in the fridge.

sugar non sugar

Lazy Sunday, then. Nice.

I'm doing fine, I had work and kids always cheer me up

Become the strongest cat in all of Skyrim
I don't really have any other character ideas

And regularly got high using gatorade bottles as disposable bongs inside the centre.
:eggplant:
Much less stressful when I come in, cook / stay on the phone and leave.

lazy everyday for me, i'm afraid
you done anything? planned on doing anything?

that seems pretty vague though
when will you be able to deem your cat the strongest?

Fuck off...

That's good
So what will you be doing at your brother's cafe?

Probably when Fur armor stops being enough to protect me
I need to find a way to level one handed so I can unlock the dual wielding perks

Hello. How are you? And no, I'm not into futas.

Spent all day playing dragon age inquisition... Also need to sleep.

Same as Im doing here, just with air conditioning and a smaller place.
You know its only bulli

okay. that's good. please keep trying to smile, okay?

i know reading certain books can level up skills
i don't know enough about skyrim for any other methods

sounds like a good day
do it, go sleep

Don't send me away...

mine

cute eyes

i'll be sending myself away soon enough

I'm alright how about you ?

Well at least you know what you're doing

Being told to smile doesn't really help

Easiest way is to just use the skill

Yes.

Ahw...

I'm fine.
That's a nice pic.

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Cute

Im going to have to be honest. But my #1 waifu of all time likely has to be the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

i'm happy that you found joy in your life.

The other day. I went to the neighborhood McDonald's. Y'know, Mac.
But there was a whole crowd of people there, and I couldn't sit down.
And then, I saw a curtain hanging from the ceiling, which had "Megamac" written on it.
Come on, you retards. You idiots.
Hey, you guys, don't come to McDonald's just because it says Megamac, morons
It's Megamac!
Fucking Megamac!
There are parents and children here too. A four person family coming to McDonalds?
"All right, Papa's gonna order some Megamacs--"
I can't watch anymore.
You bastards, I'll give you a hamburger if you leave those seats.
McDonald's, it should be more bloodthirsty.
During mealtimes, a brawl might start at the cash register.
Provoked or unprovoked. That kind of atmosphere would be great.
If you've brought a woman, piss off.
So, just when I'd finally sat down, the guy in the neighbooring booth asks for "a cheeseburger"
That really got my blood boiling.
Hey you, Cheeseburgers aren't that popular at all, you know?
Retard. He says "cheeseburger" with such an arrogant face.
I want to has him if he really wants to eat a cheeseburger.
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for an hour.
You, did you really want to order a cheeseburger?
I'm a McDonald's expert, and among us McDonalds's experts, the most popular dish recently is the McChicken. It's that.
A McChicken for the go. That's a McDonald's expert's recommendation.
McChickens have chicken meat in them. There's more chicken than vegetables.
Get that. That, and a large fries. It's the best.
But if you order it, the employees will annoy with stuff like "Sir, McChickens will take a bit of time, is that OK with you?"
I can't recommend this to an amateur. So then, you bastards, what I mean is that you should just eat a hamburger.

post the yoshinoya one!

Anyway, , listen to me for a bit. It's related to the thread.
I went to the local neighborhood Yoshinoya. Yoshinoya.
The place was packed, so I couldn't sit down anywhere.
Then, I took a careful look at the banner hanging down and saw that it had "150 Yen Discount" written on it.
Are you all fools? Idiots?
Hey idiots, you aren't regulars of Yoshinoya, but you came because of a 150 yen discount. That's real foolish of you.
It's 150 yen. One hundred fifty yen.
There are even kids with their parents here. Family of four at Yoshinoya? That's just lovely.
"Alright! Papa's going order a tokumori!", the father said. I can't stand watching them anymore.
You fools, I'll give you 150 yen if you vacate your seats.
Yoshinoya should be a bloodier place.
It isn't a strange thing for me and the dude sitting across those U-type tables to get ready to start a fight.
Stab someone or be stabbed, this atmosphere is a good thing.
Women and children should leave.
Finally, when I was about to sit down, the dude next to me orders a tokumori tsuyudaku. I got angry again.
Idiot, tsuyudaku isn't popular anymore!
He ordered it with a boastful expression on his face.
Fool, let me ask you, do you really want to eat it with all that sauce? I want to interrogate him.
I want to interrogate him for a good hour.
You, did you just want to say just "tsuyudaku"?
Since I'm a regular of Yoshinoya, I'm in a position to tell you about the latest craze among regulars is omori negidaku. This is it. Omori negidaku.
This is the regular's way. An omori negidaku has a lot of onions in it.
You get more onions in place of less beef. This is how.
So get an omori negidaku with an egg. This is the best.
However, it comes with a price.
The next time you order it, there is a chance that the employees will mark you up for it.
It's a double-edged blade.
This is not recommended for amateurs.
Which means, , you should just get used to the beef and salmon teishoku.

you made an user happy.

I'm going to try to get some sleep

Goodnight whoever is till here

These pastas are great
Sleep well

night

I just got here :(
Good night

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Hey cute

hey

How are you?

for some dumb reason i have runescape mining bot and idle master for steam open
>nyarko

tired and you?

Same as you. About drive home. It's it night where you are?

Yes it's night here.
Where are you driving back from?
Get something if you're too sleepy.

It's 10pm here. I'm at dad's house which is about 20min from where I live do its not too bad. What have you been up to today?

Ok. Make sure you don't post and drive though.
I watched a movie online with someone nice and that's about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Vc0ONsBbFLg

post the crawl one!

youtu.be/9V8p8riBseU

Thank you. I'm leaving now but will get back on upon my arrival

Alright have a safe trip.
I'll be waiting.

youtu.be/I-E-6HwVMCA

went afk for a solid bit

post the other crawling one!

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post the what one

i have what.jpg
wut.gif and wut.jpg

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post them all!

nice hair

uh no?
have tights.jpg

100% offended that he didn't fuck her during the show.

Thats about as close as Ive seen any of them get to fucking him in the manga too.

all the what/wut ones i mean

Post the messed up wink one.

Hi.

oh, wut.jpg is one frame of the gif