Why don't you have a Slavic gf?

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they are like angels

I did. :( they're angelic dolls from the heavens

Because I live in the land of guns and beer

They are just a reduced form of White.

>Overwatch's futuristic, kid-friendly vision of the future
>the head of Russian state is still corrupt
can't make this shit up

And afraid of science & evolution.

Slavic women look like aliens.

Rekt

Looks like she'd have a dick.

Not a single black person playable like in the flesh either (Lucio doesn't count).

>and Poland doesnt exist
Doesnt get any better

Tell me. Can I get a pic related slavic gf with a wage of 100k USD and I'm a 7/10?

I'm also not autistic.

They don't like Brazilians

>100k
>7/10, non autist
you can get a better one than that desu.
That girl is 50% cosmetics which is what makes her appear above average when she is actually only average.

What country should I go to? Russia? Ukraine? They also

Same reason I don't have any kind of gf, which is ________.

Ugliness

Ukraine is full of scams but also desperate women which is what the whole world knows. I'd say you'd have the most competition there. Also you'd come away with a for sure goldigger.

Russia is always an option but maybe not the best one. They actually have some pride, and their politics do not agree with ours at all. However they definitely have a fair share of Svetlana's who want to flee Russia but its not like it was in the 90's. You might come away with one that isn't a golddigger

I'd say your best bet would be a countries like Slovakia, Belarus and other "irrelevant" countries like that. Less people go to them, they are less relevant/proud in general. etc

Cool. I'm in a relationship but that will probably be what I do if it doesn't work out. I'm taking a Russian class right now to fulfill a credit so that should help.

>Slovaks
>less proud

If you want a Slovak gf, come to Prague and bag one of the students studying here

Can't, slav wife would kill slav girlfriend. They're like having two tom cats in the same house, don't play nice and someone's gunna get clawed

when I was in Slovakia the girls were pretty "warm"

I would recommend Czechs too but Czechs have a serious obsession with starring in pornos and I can't suggest such women to a fellow man in good faith.

Poland was hot and cold, some girls warm and some turbo bitches.

Balkans were just turbo bitches, especially Croatia.

I'll give you a hint, it starts with "a" and ends with "utism". Can you guess what it is?

I'm working on it, I have 4 russki girls that I'm juggling on Whatsapp atm

because I look like sam hyde

from hell

but it's not this, you're just ugly

absolutism

You should not go to Slavic countries for slav gf.
Better option is to find slav girls that moved to US for studies.
This way you could be sure that you won't run into a gold digger.
At least her family is wealthy enough to afford her to have education in US.

altruism

>ends with utism
>altruism

russian education

IM TRYING

i lost my virginity to slavic girl
my first gf was slavic

neither was slovak

wtf me

sorry its my 4th language :DDD

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>>and Poland doesnt exist
>Doesnt get any better
They keep adding stupid characters. Just a matter of time when they add some stupid ass winged hussars mustache wearing witcher looking bigos eating abomination.

>he learned 3 other languages that nobody even uses
russian education

I've been looking for this shit for a while and I can't understand are you memeing about slavic girls?
You know... like you are memeing about putin and russia in general?
Or do you really find slavic girls attractive?

I DON'T KNOW

I'd give anything for a cute serbian gf holy shit please someone be a legit balkan female and be my gf I like anime and videogames and I am willing to learn your language

nobody wants to be a germ*n's gf

>Why
Because I have a Scottish girlfriend.

why would you say that, cholesterol-kun?

because thai girls have dicks

they refuse to date us russian '"men'", and rightfully so since we are ugly pathetic losers with a tiny dick and no money whatsoever

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>Or do you really find slavic girls attractive?

I only know them from Overwatch videos. You telling me they don't look like this??

I do

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4 girls I dated hate churkas. In varying degrees, from mild disaffection to fierce hatred.

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>dated 4 different girls
get off this site

sure buddy. and the earth is flat.
it's almost impossible to meet a russian girl who dislikes those Superior Men. we ethnic russian '"men"' are pathetic crap or dirt under Their boots.
They are more handsome, more masculine and just generally 100x times better than us.

but you can keep lying and telling your nazi fantasies to trick foreigners into thinking that le russia women are traditional and nationalistic.

Because I want a Mexican one

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xaxaxaxa what the fuck are these manlets
why is the woman taller than them

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>winged hussars mustache wearing witcher looking bigos eating abomination.
I need this hero

the word on the Guy's shirt says "Chechnya".

ethnic russian girls love Huge and Superior Chechen Cock.

As much as I like the pretty ones, it would still be a crime against nature.

calm down chifut

Since we are talking about relationships tell us about your average couples

I-i don't know..

Oh wait it's becuase I'm ugly and have social anxiety

this was a nice thread until a fucking churka comes in.

Where did you take all those pics? Odnoklassniki?

>I need this hero
He could have a special attack where he charges at a tank with sabre and dies like a bitch.

>churka
your denial entertains me.

I do though.