Ever used a prostitute before?

Ever used a prostitute before?

Yes, your mother says to stop being a faggot and get off Sup Forums.

Yes

2 at a brothel in Amsterdam
2 or 3 American strippers
1 at a brothel in Nevada
More than 5 middle aged Korean ladies at various Asian massage parlors

Which was the best?

One of the ones in Amsterdam. She was half dutch half Moroccan I think. Had very nice dark skin. The Amsterdam whores weren't drugged out either. At least not the ones I had.

how much were they in amsterdam? gonna drop by some time in the middle of the year

I assume they were expensive though, like everything else in Western Europe.

tell me about the parlor?
I've been wanting to go to one but the idea fucks with my head, like walking in, being greeted by someone at reception, like, hi, i'm here to be jerked off

whats it like?

50euro per 30mins

I have but I only sleep with Asian hookers. I dunno why. I've fucked about 10-20 of them I don't remember.

I went last April and I think it was like 100 Euro for an hour. I'll give more detail in a sec...

I'm not him. But at the brothels I've been to. You go in, they seat you in a waiting area where theres screen that seperate you from the other johns. The available girls come out and you can pick one or wait for more. They do their intro then the mamasan comes and asks you which girl you want and for how long. You pay the money and go into the room. Shower and the girl comes in and you fuck them, shower again, get dressed and leave with a smile on your face.

Depends where and what type.
I've seen some where the massage girl is on the street literally telling you she will massage you all night before you even step in. I personally didn't use those places since there were so many Shemales in them. Working girls im beerbars or clubs are better looking anyways. Massage parlors are for veterans

yeah, at massage parlors

found a girl that is willing to meetup for 200 in snapchat is it worth it?

Yeah about I dunno 25 - 30, ages 18 - 38, Aussie, Japanese, Chinese, Malaysian, Thai

Good times!

It’s not illegal in Australia and you can fuck an Asian Import for $80 for 20mins. Cheap!

I love to fuck the Asian Imports hard with my 8 Inch Aussie cock - some are so submissive they’ll take the pain til I get it all the way it. It’s great to see them freak at the size and then stretch em out.

Good way to get hussled
I always use high class agencies when I go prostitutes. Never risk the crack whores, I don't want aids or to get stabbed

Yes, and I recommend it if you haven't got any in a while. It got me out of my no sex rut.

Yeah, I do so regularly.

Can be best times, I like to fuck amateur hos - sluts that are sleazy enough to fuck for money.

Man, I just tried to look up the one I went to and it's not showing up on Google Maps. It was in this area called "De Pijp" right next to a park called 'Sarphatipark'.

Anyway, I've heard most brothels are the same.
You open the first door and ring the doorbell. They're very discrete and you'll never see another customer unless you bump into one through that first door. Someone will open the second door and greet you. You'll be lead to a room. They ask how much time and tell you the price. Then each girl will come in the room one by one and introduce themselves. You simply remember the name of the one you like and tell the receptionist when they come back in. The girl will come back and take it from there.

If I remember correctly, you just pay the price for the time by default. Most the girls offer extras like anal or kissing or BDSM.

I fucked a really cute escort when I was in Sydney in September. Music student, 20. She orgasmed so loudly I thought we'd get complaints.

Massage parlors?

any tips on finding a massage place that does happy endings?

Avoid the window prostitutes in Amsterdam. They're interesting to see but a huge ripoff. It's like 50Euro for only 15 to 20 minutes and if you're not very specific about what you want, you might not get it. Like she might not even take her clothes off unless you negotiate that in the beginning.

no need to be nervous. it's just a business transaction to the girls. i don't live in a big city, and at the ones i go to, you're greeted by the girl giving the massage. they take you to a room, you give them the house fee, they leave, and you take your clothes off and lay down on the massage table. a few minutes later, they come back and massage you for awhile. what happens next depends on if it's a standard service or full service place.

Backpage

Yes. Best sex I've ever had in my life. And with this whole #metoo bullshit happening right now, I may consider just sticking to them from now on.

Usually Asian
Usually open at non-conventional hours like 10pm.
Strip malls are a good sign
Rupmaps can tell you the location but you can't read reviews or anything now unless you pay so you can't know for sure if there's anything good there. But it can give you a general idea. You can pick out one and go. Worst case scenario, you get a massage and leave.

Pound me too?
what a movement

My bad.. I thought you said brothel. It's pretty much what this guy said..

She have great head

yeah, i was with an in-call prostitute a couple of months ago; a young girl from Ukraine who lived with a bunch of other girls.

shit was fine, but when I was about to leave, she asked me if I lived alone and literally begged to come live with me. i figured she wanted to get away from traffickers or wanted to rob me, so i noped tf out

i have been with a legit $5 street walking whore holler if u want greentext

Yeah lots. I usually go for the Asian massage parlors these days because they give you the best value for your dollar. $180 for full service and when you find the right ones, they're very enthusiastic. Not much to look at and they're definitely a little older than your typical sex trafficked jailbait off backpage, but it's much safer and I don't feel as guilty since they're doing it by choice.

what do i search?

I always tell the madam I have problems with memorizing names so I get to see them a second time. Sometimes I'm lucky and see them a 3rd time before leaving.

True story.

It's about a bunch of whores that chose to have consensual sex as strong independent sexually liberated women only to retroactively decide they were raped the next morning.

It's basically what the previous gents have said. I've talked with a few because I can get a little inquisitive, and for the right fee they will do any sort of weird kinky shit you want, as long as it doesn't harm them.

how do you find these places?

Hookers in Amsterdam were like 50€/30-40 mins when I last visited

Well the girls literally fuck for a living. You'd think they'd be good at it.

>condom bj

i hope you didnt pay for that

>50€
that will get you 15-20 mins

Well to be honest I just know where they are in my city, but I've also used rubmaps and eroticmp.com to find new ones. I pay the subscription for access to the sites for one month (it's like $30 I think) so I can read the details on the reviews and make sure I go to a legit place that -- most importantly -- offers full service ($120 for a handjob is a ripoff to me). Pay a for a one-month subscription and write down as much info as you can get. It's worth it.

Maybe if you ugly as shit. I always negotiate.

its like changing socks for me
>it costs a fuck ton of money if you are in the usa
so try not to get in as deep me. i dropped about 15k on ass last year

Several in Thailand between 2003 and 2010.

When I was 18-24 it was the best because I was the same age as the girls, and 75% of the time I didn't have to pay them, or I would pay once and then get their #'s and continue to get freebies for the rest of the time I was around.

I still got laid a ton by regular girls, but there was something cool about walking into a go go bar, pointing out the girl you wanted, then just taking her back to your room and fucking her within 30mins.

Back then the prices were much better (I could fuck a quality girl all night and have her stay over for $15US, now it's probably closer to $70-90US) and back then the girls were much nicer

Did it have a cock?

you don't "use" prostitute, you hire one.

You can use without paying. It's easy.

post it

Mexican brothel

But you got way more of it than people who dropped that at clubs trying for some.

Very original comment

I use the fuck outta them

>50€/30-40 mins
That cheap?
Probably because you choose one of these.....

I guess you fuckers over-pay or hookers over-charge for being pimply nerds

I went to a brothel earlier this year and banged a girl that I later found out is a small-time porn actress. Kinda fun watching her videos now and knowing that I'm eskimo bros with Rocco

I’ve fucked hookers in

Toronto - $250
Montreal - $150
Cuba - $50

Why would you think it?

Well they've had a heap of practice and it's their job. What good would a hooker who couldn't fuck be?

Why don't you admit you were drunk and went into the room with one of those grannies who indeed will fuck for 50€ for 30-40 mins.

Yeah, I usually just find girls on backpage.

I only go for girls who will let me fuck them raw and fill them up with cum. Been going for black girls lately, nothing better than a black chick walking around with your load inside her for 100 bucks.

It takes time to find the right girls for the right price but if you're determined you'll find what you want.

yeah, a lot of women who came to the usa from china and a few from russia. at least they're useful for something.

Nice. Any tips for getting the best experience? Ever got a free one?

Do you care to get eat your girl into the mood? I can’t get into if she’s not into to it

I know that. So why would I need to think that they would be good at sex? Seems obvious. You said it in a way that suggested otherwise.

If you got it he’ll yeah man you put a slog in that hog

Alright fuck it. Nobody asked but here it is

> b me
> be degenerate sex deviant in nyc
> just parked my car after long day of work, time is around 4:45am it’s dead middle of winter
> smoking cig on walk home
> see person across the street in alleyway
> thought it might be a hooker so I stop and smoke rest of my cig across from person
> they continue to stare me down
> they motion for me to come over
> b very dark
> tightbutthole
> get to person and it’s a short Mexican lady about 1/10
> she asks for a cigarette and I give t to her
> I ask what are you doing out here
> she says “I like to suck cock” in a very raspy voice
> I say how much, she says $20
> I explain to her that I don’t have money even though I have $500 in cash in my pocket from work
> she says she’ll do it for free
> I ask if she’s a cop, she shakes her head no
> I’ve never done anything like this except Asian massage parlors
> I follow her to an even more discreet alleyway
> we stop, she gets on her knees, i take my dick out
> she starts sucking it while it’s soft
> actually sucking my dick really well
> best blow job ive ever received
> cum in her mouth
> say thank you and buckle up
> run home as fast as I could
> still not sure to this day it was a woman
> still best head I’ve ever gotten
> mfw I probably got blown by a dude and it was awesome

Costa Rica definitely using a condom

Or just admit you're an ugly piece of shit that women don't want to touch without money?

How do you know it’s not a cop on backpage

Rubmaps dot com
Although it doesn’t let guests to the site view the reviews it will show all the parlors in your area.

Damn dude that fucked me up

you don't, nor would you anywhere else. A lot of people like to pretend that they know how to avoid law enforcement, or that doing this or that is going to help.

The reality is that stings are rare and if you wander into one, there's nothing you could have done except not gone through with meeting that girl.

The only real advice I can offer is that from what I've read, law enforcement is much more likely to set up a sting as an incall, where you go to the girl, rather than coming to your place as an outcall. Makes sense to me, given that the goal is to arrest as many as possible and its quicker and far safer to funnel them into an apartment than to drive around the city making arrests at houses and apartments

Is it actually illegal to step foot in a AMP or just the act of soliciting sex. Like can I get arrested if I accidentally go to one of these places for a massage.

im from nyc, what massage parlors can i go to?

That makes a bunch of sense actually, ty user

>still not sure to this day it was a woman
That's a certain no. You let some mexican guy suck your dick in an alleyway.

No. Unless they have you on film saying you'll pay money for sex, they can't do shit. You can get fully nude in a normal massage parlor. It's expected. So if you're worried about them busting in while you're laying there nude, don't worry.

Definitely look up rubmaps dot com and search for your area, there are literally hundreds if not more massage parlors in nyc. The only one I know by name is called HK spa, it’s around 58th st and 9th ave in Manhattan. I’ve been there a few times and it’s trustworthy, open 24/7. No sex there I believe but pretty much every time there I’ve gotten the girls completely naked, and even came on one girls ass. They also have Russian/Spanish/Asian girls so it’s nit just getting jerked off by azn grandma like some places.

HAAHAHHAHAA YOU GOT HIM user!

So if a cop busts in the door while I’m naked not knowing I was there, there not going to bust me if no sex had occurred?

yeah, i worded it a bit nonchalantly, but it honestly fucked with my head for a while. shit's sad

Only if you don't let them join in.

Do you see this pinterest map? I use it to save my most favourite escorts in my area. 10/10 east European mostly mid 30 because those young ones are agressive and messed up. I also visit prostitutes altough I never do more than 3-4 a year. Even less.

This map

>Ever used a prostitute before?
I used to BE one.

Hell Yeah man...lived in Miami for about 7 years.
Even (some of) the crackhead hookers down there are "bring home to mom worthy"

hmm show me these attractive crackheads

Yup, Just like how they rent their bodies, not sell them.

Hot!
Stories?
Ever feel anythong for a customer?
Anyone that was exceptionally gross?
Pics?

I'm in Chicago but all the Asian girls I see around here are from Flushing close to the post office.

I skip any chick who doesnt look at least 25, if they have any info in their add that is explicit like no no bait and switch no law enforcement ect i skip em, when i find one(i only do outs) i watch and wait for them to approach to see if any one is walking to the door with them.
When i call or txt i usually just say "hey so&so wanna hang out for a bit?" They know what you want they're hookers
Before they hang up they usually blurt out the price real quick at the end. The first girl i got is my go to girl 160 for a half covered no anal but shes down for anything i want. The second girl i got told me its safer to ask strippers at clubs if they are dtf. Idk about that tho

tips for a virgin?

>Stories?
With between 0 to 8 clients per shift 2-3 days a week for 5 years I have MANY stories...
>Ever feel anythong for a customer?
You learn to detach yourself (or you go down bigtime!), but there were a couple of guys I enjoyed very much.
>Anyone that was exceptionally gross?
No. I worked in a decent and classy brothel.
>Pics?
Lolz. I am a highly educated and respected professional nowadays.

>tips for a virgin?
Just go and get it over with. I took many virginities, and I think that all guys should do it that way. I know how much it fills your heads,

Share stories plz

Whats your profession now?
Are you married?
Also I take it you are in europe? Whats a good classy brothel to visit? I wanna do it one day but dont wanna get scammed/have my organs harvested.
Define "enjoyed very much"? What kind of guy do prostitutes like? If a guy is liked does he get better service/discounts?

Also reeeee. Not even your butt?