What's he saying to her /b?

What's he saying to her /b?

>why isnt ur dirty skin washing off?

"Wanna read my kanji?"

thanks to you the water smells like shit

>Humans are the only great apes that can swim. You should stay on this side of the pool.

"Oh shit, is this the colored pool?"

>despite my appearance, I am largely in favor of equality across all races and backgrounds.

"How do I greentext?"

"Pool's closed baby. Pool's closed."

Damn Michelle, you've really let yourself go ever since the white got put back in white house

>1v1 me in minecraft fag

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

I paid my child support now let me see your son!

>Hey baby you tryin' to pick me up? Cuz I gotta tell you I ain't made of cotton.

Do u no de wey?

Nihao ma

The only remotely funny ones so far

Wanna buy some dates?

Do you know how long it's going to take to get your nigger stank out of this thing?

*whispers*
"Just so you know this is us white people's country. No racist bro"

>Fucking Jews, know what I mean?

"HEY LIFE GUARD!! I must be drunk as a shit cuz I swear there's a talking turd in this pool"

drunkenly telling her "ya know, my great grandpappy owned some of you people"

Beat me to it

You people like swimming too?

"Despite the fact that a large portion of global media is driving us apart by selling false stories about our races discriminating one another, I'd like to say I recognize you as a valuable human being. We are the same heart and soul but please stay away from my bike.

"Stop stealing the water."

"The earth is flat"

I wish I was in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten.

...

"Don't go in the deep end"

They can have the pig.

Ya know, your grandma worked for my granddad back then.

"Wanna fuck?"

Well, I would theorize that such a conversation between a human and a negroid would initiate with the human first inquiring of the negoid's origins. You see, when first presented with a new or unknown creature, the natural human response is to first assess if the creature is a threat and then to identify or explain the creatures existence. Because of the inferior intelligence of the negroid, these creatures are not deemed as threats and, thus, the male human will inquire about the negroids origins. The negroid has been observed in similar interactions to respond in the negro tongue. For reasons not entirely understood, at this point the interaction ends with a physical conflict. The resultant interaction, then, will proceed as follows.

Human: Greetings. From where do you originate, ma'am.

Negroid: Ooga booga nigger chicken fuck slut melon niggy nigger.

Human: I'm sorry?

Negroid: (assorted noises associated with the howling monkey and bonobo chimp)

Human: (cautious silence)

Negroid: (attacks human)

> I thought niggers couldn't swim.
>I found your husband the other day, he was out hanging by a tree.
>Nigga you gay, white people wuz kang.
>Dat weave gon' get fuk'd up
>Them DSL's ain't big nuff for my saint peter
>You're too tall for this ride.
>Jeez, all I said was Hi, and you're already wet...
>Who is your daddy and what does he do?
>My god, some one clean the pool we have a floater here!!!

"Want a sip of my awesome Bud Light Platinum?