Looks like we got fucked, Sup Forums... here's the ending to your adventure, faggots

Looks like we got fucked, Sup Forums... here's the ending to your adventure, faggots.

You chop off your own dick and begin roasting it by the fire. Master never said there would be so much blood...

That's huh... that's a lot of blood...

Sell medical attention to cock

kek

Seek*

Another round OP?

It's getting pretty dark outside, huh? Maybe you should just... lie down... for awhile...

NOOOOO

Magically heal cock and throw self onto fire

Declare yourself female and find some pinecones to use as a tampon to stop the bleeding.

Start fire cauderize dick

Die

HE GROWS TWO DICKS WHERE THE LAST WAS CUT AND BECOMES A BARBARIAN

Just... gonna... close your eyes... just for... a bit...

INSTANTHEALZ

Eat penis

Sing Aerosmiths "dude looks like a lady" as I drift into eternal slumber

K

OP, please ignore the really dumb requests. Shits so damn annoying

Ask squirrel god for good health plzz

Wake up at altar. You shouldnt have drunken that liquid spewing from it.
Continue through the cave

You died.
New game? Y/N

What stops being a pussy, gets up, gathers some shrooms, gets high as a kite, wakes up at a palace with shit ton of women

RESURRECT

FUCK

WINRAR

Y

YES

Turns out he didn't die he had just had a good meal and wanted to take a nap, that's all

N

Wait a fucking second

we live

No

Y

Y

Reincarnate as 3/10 roastie

Stop this quest forever.

Y

Wait, what the fuck!?

(( OP will now only narrate the first get between scenes, because fuck you ))

Oh shit u gotta do it

TRUTH

Yes

What the fuck

continue current game because trips

Y!

O shit

Kill self via self induced puking

Forage for shrooms

Ask altar for gold

dos this mean we take a shit?

What then proceeds to take all the loot, including a spell book that reads "assblast"

Pray to goblin god

Fuck off with the shrooms

Eat shit and die

UUUUHHHH

Find a way to gather as much of that liquid as possible, you have found your key to wealth with a new drug to sell the the cartels.

You wake up at alter in this new form

Yes.

Search for weapons

The face speaks to you once more. "You have angered the squirrel god by shitting all over his sacred altar! You must now seek penance! WHAT SAY YOU, MORTAL!?"

...

goblin comes out of the woods, you give it the succ, and go home.

What do we do now?

Is sure does now

get fucked in the ass by eldritch gods

Say "fuck you" and run out of cave

Pull down your pants and offer the squirrel god your nuts.

Dunno

Insult altar

Beg squirrel good to quest off to gather his lost nutz to repent

idk at this point

Pee in his eye

Attempt to collapse the cave

Do you know how much deditated wam for a server? A Minecraft server?

Bust a nut on the face

Eat shit and die via self induced puking

"Meesa says we do poo poo. Meessa like Annie go vroom vroom!"

Quest for lost nut sack

As the face speaks, What's shit works as compost and the altar turns into a great beautiful garden. The face then gives is a great rare item

Offer your boypucci

“I say that it was YOUR fault for not installing a restroom near this altar!”

Tell the squirrel god he is nuts

Find his missing squirrel cunt gf

Stab the head thing

Your feeling peckish, attempt to skewer the squirrel god for cooking.

roll for keks

Roll

Eat shit and lick dick, and then yell kill me now, I hate my fluids!

Attempt firemagic on altar

Offer up my left nut

Have sex with his squirrel wife

Question squirrel God what you can do to repent?

OH NO

AHAHA NICE

let

Escape cave

Challenge the god to a fist fight

Shh guys just let it happen

c’mon

You run up to the statue and immediately try to shank it in the... chin... Seeing as how it's made of the stone, your sword just deflects off harmlessly.
"What the fuck are you doing? Are you trying to attack me? Herald of the Squirrel God!?"