Looks like we got fucked, Sup Forums... here's the ending to your adventure, faggots.
You chop off your own dick and begin roasting it by the fire. Master never said there would be so much blood...
Looks like we got fucked, Sup Forums... here's the ending to your adventure, faggots.
You chop off your own dick and begin roasting it by the fire. Master never said there would be so much blood...
That's huh... that's a lot of blood...
Sell medical attention to cock
kek
Seek*
Another round OP?
It's getting pretty dark outside, huh? Maybe you should just... lie down... for awhile...
NOOOOO
Magically heal cock and throw self onto fire
Declare yourself female and find some pinecones to use as a tampon to stop the bleeding.
Start fire cauderize dick
Die
HE GROWS TWO DICKS WHERE THE LAST WAS CUT AND BECOMES A BARBARIAN
Just... gonna... close your eyes... just for... a bit...
INSTANTHEALZ
Eat penis
Sing Aerosmiths "dude looks like a lady" as I drift into eternal slumber
K
OP, please ignore the really dumb requests. Shits so damn annoying
Ask squirrel god for good health plzz
Wake up at altar. You shouldnt have drunken that liquid spewing from it.
Continue through the cave
You died.
New game? Y/N
What stops being a pussy, gets up, gathers some shrooms, gets high as a kite, wakes up at a palace with shit ton of women
RESURRECT
FUCK
WINRAR
Y
YES
Turns out he didn't die he had just had a good meal and wanted to take a nap, that's all
N
Wait a fucking second
we live
No
Y
Y
Reincarnate as 3/10 roastie
Stop this quest forever.
Y
Wait, what the fuck!?
(( OP will now only narrate the first get between scenes, because fuck you ))
Oh shit u gotta do it
TRUTH
Yes
What the fuck
continue current game because trips
Y!
O shit
Kill self via self induced puking
Forage for shrooms
Ask altar for gold
dos this mean we take a shit?
What then proceeds to take all the loot, including a spell book that reads "assblast"
Pray to goblin god
Fuck off with the shrooms
Eat shit and die
UUUUHHHH
Find a way to gather as much of that liquid as possible, you have found your key to wealth with a new drug to sell the the cartels.
You wake up at alter in this new form
Yes.
Search for weapons
The face speaks to you once more. "You have angered the squirrel god by shitting all over his sacred altar! You must now seek penance! WHAT SAY YOU, MORTAL!?"
...
goblin comes out of the woods, you give it the succ, and go home.
What do we do now?
Is sure does now
get fucked in the ass by eldritch gods
Say "fuck you" and run out of cave
Pull down your pants and offer the squirrel god your nuts.
Dunno
Insult altar
Beg squirrel good to quest off to gather his lost nutz to repent
idk at this point
Pee in his eye
Attempt to collapse the cave
Do you know how much deditated wam for a server? A Minecraft server?
Bust a nut on the face
Eat shit and die via self induced puking
"Meesa says we do poo poo. Meessa like Annie go vroom vroom!"
Quest for lost nut sack
As the face speaks, What's shit works as compost and the altar turns into a great beautiful garden. The face then gives is a great rare item
Offer your boypucci
“I say that it was YOUR fault for not installing a restroom near this altar!”
Tell the squirrel god he is nuts
Find his missing squirrel cunt gf
Stab the head thing
Your feeling peckish, attempt to skewer the squirrel god for cooking.
roll for keks
Roll
Eat shit and lick dick, and then yell kill me now, I hate my fluids!
Attempt firemagic on altar
Offer up my left nut
Have sex with his squirrel wife
Question squirrel God what you can do to repent?
OH NO
AHAHA NICE
let
Escape cave
Challenge the god to a fist fight
Shh guys just let it happen
c’mon
You run up to the statue and immediately try to shank it in the... chin... Seeing as how it's made of the stone, your sword just deflects off harmlessly.
"What the fuck are you doing? Are you trying to attack me? Herald of the Squirrel God!?"