/rug/ - Edição Sulamericana

Super Rugby - 12ª Rodada

Sexta 12/05
>Azuis x Chitas
>Brumbys x Leões

Sábado 13/05
>Cruzados x Furacões
>Rebeldes x Vermelhos
>Touros x Highlânderes
>Reis x Tubarões
>Onças x Força

South American A Championship - 1ª Rodada

Sábado 13/05
>Paraguai x Uruguai
>Chile x Brasil

please watch our sport

rugby is gay men scrumming each other

>big strong brazillian starting our thread
>fucking hue language everywhere

anyone who thinks this is an insecure gay in denial that thinks any physical contact between men is gay.

And women?

럭비.

Isn't hangeul name 락비 instead of 럭비?

>락비
>락
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

How goes the ban

Forgot the retardness of Seoul accent. At least Pyongyang accent is more pure.

>anyone who thinks sucking dicks is gay is an insecure gay in denial that thinks any physical contact between men is gay.

>any contact between men is LITERALLY the same as sucking dick
apparently there is no difference between genitalia and regular body parts in brazil.

had to get out of my room and apologize to my mom before reseting the modem 2bh

brazil tier 2 rugby nation within the next five years confirmed

Is this the worst /rug/ thread ever?

It's up there lad

I've seen worse.

/rug/ is fucking awful anyways.

bit too ethnic for my liking

you fooking wot m8
kek

At least it's got some fixtures I guess.

ya got a problem blud?

damn nigga you are one of the most autistic people on this whole website

Alright white lads, calm down, calm down like.
Just pretend this is the OP made by a BSK. You'll feel more comfortable.

SUPER RUGBY ROUND 12

>Friday, 12 May 2017
19:35 Blues v Cheetahs, Eden Park
21:45 Brumbies v Lions, GIO Stadium

Saturday, 13 May 2017
19:35 Crusaders v Hurricanes, AMI Stadium
21:45 Rebels v Reds, AAMI Park

Sunday, 14 May 2017
1:05 Bulls v Highlanders, Loftus Versfeld
3:15 Kings v Sharks, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium
9:40 Jaguares v Force, Estadio Jose Amalfitani

BYES: Chiefs, Stormers, Sunwolves, Waratahs


EURO RUGBY

Challenge Cup FINAL
>Friday 12th May 2017 20:00
Gloucester v Stade Francais, BT Murrayfield

Champions Cup FINAL
>Saturday 12th May 2017 17:00
Clermont Auvergne v Saracens, BT Murrayfield

fucking forgot two meme arrows REEEEEE

*wakes up*
*dabs loudly*

White "people"

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This makes it objectively better than some of the abortion threads we have had

Saturday is 13th and not 12th

cute banter.

If you've been paying attention you'll see BrazilBro has been improving ridiculously and is favourite for second spot in the /rug/ poosonality contest. If some disaster strikes suicidal Argie then he may even have a dream of pushing for first.

I blame you 2bh.

>Piutau is Pro 12 player of the year
What a fucking joke.

And here I thought Memesprouter was the herald of /rug/ seeing as he's the only one important enough to have a trip.

Brazilbro > some shitty trip no one cares about

I was being sarcastic lad...

Who would you have gone for?

Gorgodze has retired from test rugby.

huehuehuehuehuehuehue

How old is him?

'no'

I can only picture this as /rug/ being all the Australian and British being a groups of kids whom ended up in the house of the Brazilian kid because they were too distracted to made up an excuse for gathering at another kid's house. The stay in the brazilian kid's house is pretty awkward but everyone just keep pretending, because in the end they are not that many nor that popular to get rid of that friend.

That absolutely goat feeling when we get watch a New Zealand derby.

Also, looking forward to the Big, Strong Victorians beating the Unemployed Suicidelanders 2bh

Feel sorry for the Crusaders 2bh, they aren't ready for their first hard match this year

Well both of them are coming off the back of games against pretty poor opposition, Crusaders could be a bit jet lagged still so advantage is with the Hurricanes I reckon, is Read still injured?

Yes and Whitelock is still out for fighting

Well, youre not to far off from being wrong

>chiefs bye week
See you cunts in 2 weeks

From what I have seen
>majority of /rug/ posters
Don't give a fuck leave him to his own devices
>a small number of /rug/ posters
Think it is cool how he genuinely cares about rugby and talk to him
>minority of /rug/ posters
Make a deal about everything he says and claim he shits up the yhread
>majority of non-/rug/ posters (/cric/ and /nrl/ rejects mostly)
Make a big deal about him not speaking English and claim he shits up the thread

From what I've seen the majority of /rug/ posters are memespouting kiwi fucks who are fucking embarrassing to watch.

>this upset
Where did the big strong kiwi touch you?

Have literally never met a big strong kiwi.

they are much better than all the aussies in /afl/ and /nrl/
not saying much but still

I like to think that rugby can be held to a higher standard than sports exclusively played by bogans.

yeah but the thing is, kiwi bogans also play and watch rugby union. in NZ it isnt a sport reserved for upper middle class like in australia and uk/ireland

Which is the genesis of my original comment. Kiwis are the fucking worst and must be stopped.

Based muscular ELITE Kiwis need to be respected for the truth BOMBS they drop on the daily.

You seem disproportionately upset friendo.

Taking a stinky kumera laced shit isn't a "truth bomb".

This

Try having to sit here and watch what passes for Australian "Super" rugby teams. Now that's a fucking embarrassment.

When an Australian team next beats a NZ team (possibly never), please feel free to talk all the bullshit you like on /rug/. In the mean time, shut the fuck up and know your place.

>respond to legitimate criticism with snarling anger and high school level "my dad can beat up your dad" nonsense

at least are men, not macacos

>legitimate criticism
>literally just name calling and hate spewing
>proceeds to get offended and upset when no one takes his "criticism" seriously
You didn't have any real criticism lad, if that's what passes as criticism to you you should probably go back to school for a bit. You just called all kiwis some names and said fuck 2 or 3 times.

>ad homininid attack
>legitimate criticism

You CANNOT make this shit up

>projecting this desperately

My dad would literally beat your dad to a pulp and then rape him in the ass.

>memespouting kiwi fucks who are fucking embarrassing
>legitimate criticism
I hope you're talking the piss because this is pathetic.

Why's Gentlepeen so angry today?

Redditors getting raped by the Chiefs in the weekend demoralised him

Awful posts.

Excellent posts.

Irrelevant posts.

Undeniably true

*fires up cuckington proxy*

The only undeniable truth is that I'd kick your fucking teeth in.

my dad would*

I am Your Dad, lad.

>opening a beer with a crab is animal cruelty
based mentally ill liberals

Exactly

*spouts meme*

*farts*

*dabs*

*doesnt dab*

*calls posters names*

/afl/ is the best of the bunch. /nrl/ is at its nadir and /rug/ seems bent on following their example.

Good to see some spirited animosity coming from both New Zealand and Australia itt. It's nice to know that the old rivalry is still well and truly alive.

Its sad that our biggest rugby rivalry is going down the drain. Feels bad knowing there will never be a rivalry for NZ rugby live the NZ v SA rivalry.

South African rugby will make a comeblack

They're not going to get rid of the quotas anytime soon lad.

Just wait for the mass exodus, Australia will be more than happy to take in our rugby players.

please send good forwards

are the quotas for players on field or does it include the bench? if players on field have to be 50% black/coloured then it is indeed game over for the near future.
however in the distant future, blacks can be great in the back positions. in the front let them have number 8 and the rest will be big muscular afrikaans.

nrl has always been shit but the current state of rug depresses me too

Why are you such a cuck? Why aren't you fighting for your country?

He is moving here lad

Fuck that send kicking coaches.

Not on my fucking watch. I'm going to kick his ass as soon as he steps off the plane

He seems like a good chap mate, don't be a cunt to people trying to improve their life

trip on

Survivor time lads

Taking a shit keep me posted