Trips decide what I write on my dick with permanent marker...

Trips decide what I write on my dick with permanent marker. Speaking from experience thst shit doesn't come off by rubbing, it'll be there for at least a few weeks. My girlfriend will be guaranteed to see it sooner or later.

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10 characters max btw.

Holy shit I almost got quints on my own post

Anyone?

No love deep web

Straight

Mark your dick off like a ruler

Aids Inseminator

Nice timestamp

winrar

Winrar op

This user got trips, pay up bitch

I have aids

holy shit your dick is ugly

Lel

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dont do anything except draw a smiley face on the knob under ur foreskin

These trips never come fast in thread where we would like it.

If you're not accepting cause "10 characters max" do

A
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With an arrow pointing to the end

FML

Do it OP I got you

"NAMBLA"

I did you tard

wtf is up with your foreskin?

phimosis

>22/1/17

It's way bigger than it needs to be, i know

Even when fully erect it's still completely covering the tip

Not OP.

Phimosis.

Can be fixed with creams and wanking it and shit.

OP I found another picture of your anteater dick

You're right, I never knew. Thanks Dr. Sup Forums

22nd of january 201- Fuck you're right

Holy shit OP is not a faggot.

Kek
t. OP

Seriously OP did you get a BJ from a vampire or something?

p h i m o s i s

Dude fix your foreskin.
What do the girls say when they see it?

Uncanny.

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Write your most recent ex's name.

LOL shot OP i never win anything now I've used my one luck on this roll.
Worth it

Ah fuck. top kek

Are you implying they do? user, top kek, but you're on Sup Forums

My GF never mentioned/complained about it, surprisingly

Most girls don't care

Is circumcision that scary?

Stacey was here

Bra you dont have a girlfriend, who you lying to?

bob likes it

"SUCKED DRY BY BOB"

reeeeee rollin

bob liked it

WINRAR

Delivar OP

Nobody?
>oh he's on Sup Forums he's obviously a basemsnt dweller

Not really, I just don't know if I should. I can't properly stick it in a fleshlight, I have to work my foresin in there because if I don't it hurts. Will circumcision solve that or will just getting rid of this phimosis do the trick as well?

Write "Circumsize Me Quick"

fucks sake, I'm on it

Call me x - Denis

that's one hell of a phimosis

Nice dubs

I can only imagine the smegma under there, how the fuck do you clean it?

Thanks

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It pulls back just fine, no smegma to be seen

OP why do you use a fucking instagram beautifier filter? It doesn't help

Also post pic with foreskin retracted as proof

I don't? Jut cause of the flash and poor lighting I guess.

One sec

Here

Don't circumcise, find better solution like
suggested.

Rollin
Frankendick

Get a tattoo you faggot. Right hand turn only or some shit you bent dick fuck

You have an interesting foreskin, have you considered getting a circumcision?

Shampoo washes permanent marker off skin quickly and easily so it doesn't really matter

doing tributes?

i'm a faggot

small penis

do u kno da wae

im gay

rollin

Logang gay boi

Ding ding ding

draw the Chiquita banana symbol (or whatever banana company you have in your area) on the other side.

is you pull this off, will you die?

Lots of sex cured my phimosis. Even though I honestly doubt I had true phimosis to begin with. Just a foreskin longer than the dick. I could always retract it fully to clean it as a teen but the doctors had me convinced I had phimosis. A bunch of creams which didn't change anything and next thing a doc wants to get me cut.

Only for me to lose my virginity during which I noticed the foreskin gliding back and forth over the head like normal uncut dicks are supposed to do.

Had sex a lot after that and same story. Needless to say I went to the doctor and threw his referral for circumcision right back at him. My foreskin is still longer than it should be (not as bad as yours) but it is not at all tight. I retract it at will, clean it thoroughly, keep the foreskin over the glans which keeps it nice and sensitive for sex. Foreskin does not get stuck behind the glans, no tightness. Functions normally.

So are you 100% sure you have phimosis or is your foreskin just too long for the dick? Can you pull it back with ease?

Wish I'd seen this before I wrote my first post lol. So it looks like you can retract it with ease. Nothing much to worry about then. I guess if unhappy with the length of the foreskin in the flaccid un-retracted state, and you had the money, you could have a surgery to take some of that extra foreskin off. But if your dick functions normally then it's just a cosmetic issue.

Looks you got shortchanged on the dick size last minute. haha

Yeah. That thing looks like a really overripe banana. Sad for you.

>Anteater

lo nove weep deb

Jamal’s bitch

Dk 2 sml 4 msg

This lol also what happened to 10 chars max?

Bb

Will you marry me

Roll

Does your foreskin retract when you have a boner? Also you should see a doctor. Your dick is very blue which could signal poor blood circulation and risk of gangrene.

Rīt trn clyd

this belongs to my mom

A dotted line at the base and the word “remove” like a surgeon preparing for an operation

Hitler was right

what nationality are you op to have such a poop coloured dick

Donald Trump

nigger

i never understood why some dicks sway heavily to one side. anyone know?