Disgusting and Ugly Fat People across the world are getting laid. What is your excuse for not getting laid user?

Disgusting and Ugly Fat People across the world are getting laid. What is your excuse for not getting laid user?

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I don't want the frustration? Masturbation is so much easier

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What's frustrating about sex?

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Ran out of roofies

Nothing, but sex takes 2 people. Its the other person that causes the frustration when your not having sex.

He's not even that bad, you're probably like 16 and think anyone who doesn't look under 22 is old.

I'm a pathetic piece of shit with severe social anxiety.

Anyone who isn't is probably a fucking normie that doesn't belong on the internet in the first fucking place

2d girls are better

Im one of these ugly fat people getting laid on the reg. lol.

teach us

You keep telling yourself that

>>TFW when you're so disgusting not even sluts with the lowest of standards will fuck you

typical weeb.

Don't by a salty teenager with no confidence who needs to complain about other people to feel good about themselves.

you hit the nail right on the head tho im not a teenager anymore. got any constructive tips?

I'm lazy.

Sleep with a lot of women before you think of settling down.

I HAVe this macho image in my head and feel it will be ruined once I show my penis to a female and I’d probably off my self because of the embarrassment.

Chick is not fat, mans fat is not important. Man could be whatever weight he wants to.

What are you waiting for faggot?

Honestly I'm too good looking, too rich, and my penis is too big. Girls find it intimidating and go for someone they know they can relax around

i'm frightened of people after years of abuse and just bad shit in general, but i can only admit it anonymously.

I'm married.

I have a small penis. Below average. Forgot to mention that.

>I'm too good looking, too rich, and my penis is too big and I'm on Sup Forums

67% of women are shallow whores who think they deserve the world on a silver platter so that joke doesn't even make sense in the current year.

my standards are too high

My standards are way too high. It's not even in the looks department either. I would fuck some fat and nasty women, older too.

My issue is that they need to be smart but innocent, submissive but not annoying and needy, they can't hate things I like, etc. I get turned off really quick if they don't fit into my parameters.

maybe the girl is just a prostitute?

That's pretty autistic.

i'm 5'7 155lbs and only have a 6" dick

only if i could..
still forced to live at home

You're not forced to do anything.

It really is.

>i don't care what she looks like
>but she HAS to have this list of contradictory traits

Seriously it's a fucking problem. They know theyll have to try hard to keep me and go for an easier target.

I'm an alcoholic and can't get my dick up

well im not financially stable until i graduate soon. also i dont know how to make first moves. im not confident and i dont know how to be confident

You could get a job.

thanks me from somewhere else

yea but how do you learn to interact with the opposite gender. how to prevent awkward conversations

I don't have money. I don't feel like banging prostitutes.

Literally every woman in my city is a lefty. I don't know if you've watched the news lately, but it's pretty damn clear that dating/fucking lefties is now a dangerous thing to do without a fucking contract stamped by a notary public.

My game plan 5-10 years ago was to take a girl on a date, get a girl drunk and/or high, then fuck them. It worked pretty well, I had 4 women I was regularly fucking. But now that's a legally sketchy thing to do.

I don't know if you faggots are clever enough to see the implications behind this #MeToo nonsense, but it's effectively removing ugly/creepy guys from the game. If they fuck an attractive guy, the chance of #MeToo allegations get slimmer because it's less regrettable, but if they fuck a creepy/ugly guy, the allegations are almost guaranteed. At best, it's gonna ruin your family life and probably get you fired, at worst, you'll get Bubba's dick in your ass.

No joke. I'm not fucking another bitch without a fucking contract signed up front. And now that drugs and alcohol are heavily frowned upon (probably soon to be illegal) as a means to get laid, it may fucking never happen again.

One last thing, another way fat/creepy/ugly men can get laid is showing power and wealth. It's been used since before we were fucking vocal apes. And now, that is ALMOST GUARANTEED to go south as the bitch is liable to say it was nonconsensual for a huge amount of that cash.

So where are the fucking traps at? Women have essentially priced themselves out of the dating market. All you get is a hole (no cooking, cleaning, or quality companionship) and literally *every risk and liability* humanly possible.

Most jobs require you interacting with many people.

>Disgusting and Ugly Fat People across the world are getting laid. What is your excuse for not getting laid user?


Sounds like OP has lowered their standards too far. Get laid plenty with the GF. Med student, beautiful, makes me happy, and didn't have to settle.

Here's a trick if you're struggling to get laid: have more people over. Once you fuck enough random chicks, you get tired of dealing with losers and move up.

>watching fat ugly muslims fuck their daughters

No thxs not into incest.

>implying sex gives you power and confidence

Not just that it gives you the confidence to go after better women, but it helps you figure out what you want in a partner.

My autism does not allow for female relationships.

how to fix

>what's your excuse for not getting laid

I am getting laid right now. Get a fucking girlfriend, hookups don't get you nearly as much sex as these blowhards on here will have you believe.

I hear this comment from my aspergers friends all the time, and online just as often.

The reality is that your cowardice and fear don't allow for female relationships, autism has literally zero to do with it.

I know from experience and countless examples of autistic friends going both ways later in life.

Like literally everything in life: put in consistent effort til you change your habits. In this case, socialise more until you get better at it.

No magic solution that's going to stop it requiring time and effort, just plain old reality.

I am not quite disgusting and fat enough yet.

money matters but for fuck fucking mother fucking sakes your attitude and personality is the main issue. Most of us fucking loser weebs are such shitty people and internalize all of our insecurities so when we finally see a girl we like we fucking project all that toxic shit on them and have horrible first impressions. People think assholes get the girls, but that is such a stupid way to think. You're an asshole for being a nice guy that the only reason you are nice to girls is so they fuck you on the first date if you even get anywhere close to that. Chill out enjoy peoples company and BE YOURSELF and don't fucking apologize for it. so many of us are faking it to seem more viable as bf material but its soooo fucking obvious. Be a fucking weeb, gush about that shit and if you lose friends then they weren't friends. CHILL THE FUCK OUT and be cool.

this shit right here

I don't go out and try to get laid.

Can confirm, I am ugly and fat and I've been drowning in pussy most of my life. Get game virgins and spit that red pill out.

Oh an my dick is slightly below average.

They are like religious nuts. Logical arguments and facts do not work on them.

teach us, master. give us something to read upon or i dont know. just a fucking starting point to get out of this slump. halp

I'm married.

asshole

Not the same user but heres what helped me.
CONFIDENCE. Have it, or fake it. Either way, make it seem real. Confidence makes so much fucking difference I cannot stress that enough.
Girls WANT to be swept off their feet, at least most of them do. Give them that.
Go out and meet people. Anyone anywhere, practice your social skills. Being socially awkward/retarded ruins the chances of even good looking guys I know.
Dress to impress. Figure out what looks good on you, and for the love of god clean yourself.
Go to a barber and get your hair/beard done by someone who knows what the fuck they are doing.
Last point that you need to cope with: successive failures will happen. It will only END in failure if you stop trying. This is true for all facets of life.

how do you "sweep" a girl off her feet, great fatanon

the thing is.. where/how can i learn to be confident even if its fake

Honestly, honesty and being direct can go a loong way. Don't beat around the bush. Tell her that she caught your eye, compliment something about her.
Everyone loves compliments, I don't care who you are.
Be funny, or witty or just interesting. The interaction will greatly depend on where you are and how you met, you have to go with the situation.
Remember that the aren't all the same, some will be into you and some will show no interest. Read body signals, it's easy to know when someone isn't into you, so you can stop wasting your time.
And don't do that movie bullshit where she says no so you keep trying to win her over.

Different user, don't listen to this guy. It's not really so much about confidence. Basically over half of the guys who approach women say "u hot, wanna Fuk?" Basically just treat a woman like a human Fucking being and don't act weird because you're stressing out about falling (you didn't have a girl before, so of things don't work out you're exactly in the same place you were from the start) and you'll do fine.
Seriously, the bar is so so so so low because most guys are such Fucking losers

damn hat sucks man. I'm seven inches and a fairly short guy. Nthing amazing but damn, it gets the job done. Feels good man

just say and do whatever the fuck you want and don't give a shit if someone likes you or not.

Here's the reason beta fags fail, they actually care about what the girl thinks of them. When you genuinely don't give a fuck what the talking fuckhole thinks of you they can pick up on that and they will either ditch you or go home with you. If the reject you then don't give a fuck and move on to the next

Try. Its so easy to say that you can't do it, and not even try. I was guilty of this for years.
Failure WILL happen, get used to it. Own it. Once you aren't afraid or nervous of failing: Voila.
Fear of failure was my biggest hurdle to overcome.

the feeling or belief that one can rely on someone or something; firm trust.

That's the definition of confidence. You don't fake confidence that is a fallacy. If you try to "fake" confidence then you are confident. Be confident in who you are and what you are about and stop thinking you are something you are not. Stop apologizing for who you are deep down, you a cucking yourself because you think or feel like people wont like you and in turn people don't like you because your personality is shit. your personality is shit because you are fighting who you are. Humans are predisposed to seek out community and connection so if you are in your fucking room all day jerking off and watching anime and playing games then you are actively fighting against who you truly are. If you are interested in those things then fucking own it and go out into the world and socialize and stop lying to people about what you like and dislike and stop trying to hang around people that are obviously not interested. The attitudes of the internet generation is so fucking self serving. You are not unique in your interests and your lifestyle, stop being selfish and narcissistic thinking you are the only one who does something or the only one who has problems with social situations and fucking live your goddamn life.

>And don't do that movie bullshit where she says no so you keep trying to win her over.

This, hahaha so many "nice guys" take NO as 'not yet' and think they can win her over with persistence. This LITERALLY only makes you sem desparate and pathetic and is how you will put yourself in the "friend zone" if you believe in that stuff

>Tell her that she caught your eye, compliment her
Almost, dont make her feel special, she's used to people making her feel special, this is where the asshole gets the girls while nice guys are ignored. A backhanded compliment is always better than an adoring compliment, this is where you TEASE them, make fun of them in a fun way, making them laugh is better than flattering them, bottom line, make them laugh at themselves and it's even better

>remember that they aren't all the same
They're all the same and the thing that makes this true is the fact they all feel special.

Confidence is NOT knowing that you're gonna get the girl
Confidence IS knowing that you're gonna be perfectly fine when you DON'T get the girl

Nice guys sulk
>wahh why didn't she like me
Winners move on immediately

>They're all the same
Right, which is why using the exact same tactic works on 100% of the women you try it one with 0 failures.

date more girls and you'll see what I mean

I'm not disgusting, fat or ugly. I'm actually quite good looking and get attention from girls. i push them all away though because of anxiety and my lack of confidence, self esteem, etc

On that compliment comment, have a fucking sense of humor and treat them like a friend. Make fun of them if they do something dopey be honest and blunt with them when they fuck up just like you would any other person. dont put that pussy on a pedestal because they dont want to be there in the first place. Most people just want to exist like everyone else so stop with all the creepy "princess" "my queen" shit.

im not ugly, not fat, and have sex every weekend

Not fat enough!!!

I'm not disgusting,ugly and fat.

my dick fell off

Self conscious, I guess. And too distracted by other things to get a nice guy.
Also, don't want to get the bug. Yeah, fuck that.

Go work a sales job for a year or two.
shit sucks but it'll force you to improve confidence or at least sounding like it. fake it til you make it if you have to.

All I have is the fat :( I'm still attractive and have a girl who loves to be in bed with me

The bug?

Can't be within one hundred feet of a minor

earning enough money to buy your place takes years. I don't want to rent anything - it's wasting money

Considering how much landlords have to pay to fix common things, renting is often better than buying.

Micropenis, feelsbadman.

I'm assuming you're fucking only straight 9/10 or 10/10s?

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But when you buy a house you are owning something that has value and you can sell it. Probably not for the same price but for example 70% of what you paid for it. Whereas when renting you will never get the money back.

When you buy a house you're on your way to owning something over several years. It's a good investment if you play the market right and don't mind doing the work yourself, but it isn't always the best option for everyone.

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Am I the only one? wth is happening?

the content upload server is having issues. i've seen people complain about not being able to make new threads too.

Cripplingly low self esteem. What makes it worse is that I"m very confident in a lot of my skills and I behave confidently. Women seem to be attracted a lot of the time, but I don't really have the balls to take action for some fucking reason. Cognitive dissonance is a bitch.

>Disgusting and Ugly Fat People across the world are getting laid. What is your excuse for not getting laid user?

i'm a disgusting and ugly fat person, user ... i AM getting laid.

seems like you should have known that given your post.

SAME HERE ANONS,

please update me if you get through or anything

anyone know any good vids of these "fat disgusting men" who keep geting laid? I find it hard to believe its true, so I want some proof

Because my standards are fuckery and I constantly think I can do better. Pic related wants me bad but I noticed a belly in another pic and got unsure