ABU Bunker thread

It finally happened. The most worthless undefeated streak in the premier league has been broken.

So, what's next for this team? I'm scared to even predict how the Europa League will go, desu

ABUs not welcome

>ABUs not welcome
Who /ABU/ here?

1 draw and a win is all we need m8.

Compared to say 3 wins in the league

Here's an idea - dint sit back and do nothing with zero attacking threat.

There is already a thread m8

>losing to arselel

pathetic indeed

Can I be ABA and ABU at the same time?

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>Slovak autist pretending to be a Man Utd fan

get fucked you shitters

the most pathetic "unbeaten run" i've ever seen

Ajax will eat united alive if they can even scrape past Hispanic Celtic. Rooney needs to be shipped off.

Meh.

Fuck Rooney, slowed down every fucking attack.

>STILL FIFTH

How long has it been since his last good season? Feels like ages ago

>manure

Keep dreaming

here my bro

Your autistic as fuck bro

>De Gay
Nothing he could do about either goals. Hope we get a good replacement in summer.
>Darmian
Dog shit as per usual. Cannot attack and is decent at best at defending.
>Smalling
We really need to ship this donkey out in summer.
>Jones
Decent.
>Tuanzebe
Had Sanchez in his back pocket all game but offered very little going forward
>Carrick
Average. Would give another 1 year contract though
>Herrera
Not his best game but lack of movement upfront meant he couldn't do much
>Rooney
Slowed down every attack. Wasted all our best chances. Spent most of the match walking around making 5 yard sideways passes.
>Micky T
Poor game, didn't really do much.
>Mata
Decent game but no end product
>Martial
Fuck all he could do with the lack of service he was given.

Yaeh, Darmian needs to fucking leave. I'm not sure why they even got him to begin with.

No, the autist would be you, Sanchez

He looked decent at the World Cup for Italy. He'd be okay for a West Ham or a Bournemouth but not United quality.

>Rooney
>£300,000 (three hundred thousand pounds) per week
Fucking wow

Rashford is Raheem Stirling if they praised raheem every time he ran really fast and then lost possession

Is Mkhitaryan elite?

Ajax will win because the absolute last thing the Champions League needs is 5 English teams

>united quality
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

You know exactly what he really means, user

yeah hes not good for your "brand"
need more jersey sellers amirite

>I'm not sure why they even got him to begin with.
He got like player of the year for Torino and got into the Seria A TOTY as a rb i think

>what's next
For them? Fuck knows. I only know that I'm done with thwm until no trace of what's there now is still standing. I'm getting a season ticket at Stockport County for next year.

yes

>when you're throwing the league so you can concentrate on winning the EL, because to many league draws have made winning it the most viable option of getting CL football next season

ABU united front reporting in

tbf, I don't think Keane cares much for anyone or anything

He cares a great deal about his dogs.

>le fake quote meme

remember when customers where calling smalling the best cb in the league?

really makes my neurons fire

darmian and tuanzebe offered little going forward because they were under instructions not to go forward. even united's wingers were told to play like extra fullbacks. martial was united's only forward, pretty much.

fake quote, but probably something he secretly believes.

Wait, I thought if United won the EL, they'd take the 4th CL spot. I remembered Chelski did it to Spuds back then when they won CL and auto qualified to the CL despite ended up in 5th/6th in the table.

He's just resting players

It'll all work out in the end