How can a country fuck up this hard? Not even Versailles and Trianon were this savage

How can a country fuck up this hard? Not even Versailles and Trianon were this savage.

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mexico is and always had been hilariously inept at everything

>before you remember the alamo
>after you remember the alamo

its ours again lmao

Why does your country exist? It should be a province of Mexico.

What? Mexico lost some empty desert that nobody lived in and we paid them $20 million for it.

Also Versailles crippling Germany is a meme created by Stormfags, it was actually a remarkably soft peace treaty compared to Brest-Litovsk.

"Ours"

Listen, chi

Either you're American or you're not. If you feel more pride in Mexico then go fuck off there.

CHIs and Mexicans actually despise each other, so...meh.

In that war they lost a battle because all mexican soldiers were taking a nap lmao

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_San_Jacinto

Mexicans were so shit at governing that we were much better off alone, ISIS province.

this is my land. god gave this land to me

It was 90% santa anna dropping the ball nonstop. The other 10% was the rest of mexico's military.

if mexico had competent leadership than the war would have gone completely differently.

SIESTA'D

there were only about 80k mexicans living in that territory, 90% chose to become us citizens after, and the us payed mexico about 15 million for it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Guadalupe_Hidalgo

TIERRA
ROBADA

:^)

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In reality we kicked you out of the union because you had no resources and weren't white at all.

We were sad about Guatemala and the others leaving
But we kicked you out because you couldn't even hold elections in the matter of staying or not in Mexico

The US payed Mexico of a debt credit, so we actually got nothing

Otro más que usa el nombre de México en algunos casos para bien en algunos solo ganar dinero, o llamar la atención porque saben que México Es un gigante mundialmente conocido por su belleza y colorido y tradiciones cultura es un mundo mega diverso en eco sistemas, su música por su cine por su exquisita comida patrimonio de la humanidad. Etc etc En fin son muchas cosas para nombrarlas a todas Bienvenidos todo aquel que quiera y respete a mi país, que no sean de mal corazón.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=MUy42oBD5dc

We paid you for the Gadsden Strip but Santa Anna pocketed all the money for himself.

the south is hardly all black though, loads of white southerners all over the place who would go nuts

USA is as much of a (((((((((((((nation))))))))))))) as the soviet union was

it's a kolhoz of multiculti races perpetually at war with one another of power and influence.


and the only thing these messikans got going for them is theyre breeding like bunnnies, to the point it's changing the geopolitical scape of north murka.


but the day this fiat currency becomes as worthless as the paper it's printed on this kolhoz will burn like rome

We paid them money for it and few of their citizens actually lived there, it was very sparse and mostly natives.
Your lot are always speaking English and eating hamburgers within a single generation, that's the fatal flaw of your plans. The Germans tried the same shit.

this is because of the Mexican government's failure to protect the people there from Comanche and Apache raids so the entire region was swiftly depopulated after years of steady growth under Spanish protection

the Americans, like the Spanish before, had become extremely skilled at dealing with native raiders.
many Hispanic settlers welcomed the Americans

I love reading about Santa Anna, he's just such a dick.

The fertility rate among Hispanics in America is 2.1 and and in Mexico is 2.2

>this kolhoz will burn like rome

and all others around the world

the fertility rate among white Americans is not much lower
like 1.8 or 2

the only thing is the death rate is high because of all the old people

kek, bizarre as fuck.

lol check out this yurotrash.

lol

it thinks it knows "the world".

Why do Mexicans treat illegal immigrants entering their country like shit (Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador), but complain when treated the same in the US?
No one understands Mexicans.

>Versailles crippling Germany is a meme created by Stormfags

America force us to do it, please come back Paco, we actually like you.

Just take southern california back already.

That place sucks and its basically Mexico anyway

Germany was able to recover and start a war again in 20 years, clearly they weren't damaged that much.

It literally is. Germany emerged from that war as still the strongest industrial power in Europe and second largest economy in Europe, while France and Russia had been utterly devastated. They didn't even have to give back the Belgian and Polish industry that they literally had packed up and carried back to Germany. Then they krauted their way out of paying the reparations (set at 132 billion marks, reduced to 50 billion, only 20 billion paid on American loans, loans never paid back) and flaunted every single condition of the treaty. Considering they imposed a treaty on Russia that required Russia to hand over 9/10 of its coal mines and 1/3 of its industrial base, as well as a quarter of its population, they definitely got off far too easy. We should have at least done that to them.

>exit the war with the strongest economy in Europe
>screw yourself over by triggering hyperinflation so you could subvert reparations to the allies
>munch on american loans eagerly until Black Monday
>"oh no it was all the fault of Versailles"
":/".

The US was fine back when they fought communism
now they promote communism and degeneracy.
Sad!!

also this

we thought americans knew whats up and regarded it with their highest priority

clearly theyre as clueless a fuckswit as the average anglo

Germany also lost no core territory with ethnic Germans, all of the territorial cessions in 1919 had ethnic minorities like Poles and French in them.

You have to go back.

How it happens.....

>polish flag

[Citations needed]
[Citation needed]
Don't even act like the spics had a choice. Either they'd keep their property by being a citizen or not.

1.65* among non-hispanic whites. 1.72 among all "whites".

Stop talking about us if you don't know what you are talking about.

Contrast their allies. The Ottoman Empire had all of its non-Turkish territories taken and several majority-Turkish areas like East Thrace ordered to be handed over to other countries. As well its capital occupied. Austria-Hungary was totally dissolved. The post-war Austrian and Hungarian rump states, in addition to losing all claims to non-ethnic-majority territory, left 40% of AH Germans and 32% of AH Hungarians respectively out of the new states. This included a lot of their industry, which was in the German-majority parts of Czechoslovakia and the Hungarian-minority parts of Tranyslvania.

Versailles definitely didn't go far enough. Germany should've been punished similar to Austria and Hungary, and similar to their own plan for Russia. Heavy reparations, all non ethnic majority areas sliced off, 1/3 of the ethnic majority population sliced off, 1/3 of industrial capacity taken. Maybe take 90% of their coal mines too.

Said Marshal Foch upon reading the ToV: "This is not a peace. It is an armistice for 20 years." presumably because he thought Germany hadn't been broken and they would inevitably start another war.

the stupidity it hurts, stfu cunt, costa ricans are bros.

The only way to gain a foothold in the world stage is to form a confederation of latin countries like a hispanic EU.

>beheading fest
Sounds nice, I'd join

Don't be mean to ticos just because of a proxy, faggot.

How about no, tho?

Mexico was in a state of anarchy at that time and half their states were trying to secede. There wasn't really a coherent Mexican national identity until after the French occupation.

Oi, dont throw us your filth

If anything, Versailles didn't nearly go far enough. The French wanted to punish the Germans hard but we (DLG) stepped in and said no, softening it down until it was basically a tweak on the nose.

DLG and Woodrow Wilson.

Also fwiw Britain and France both opposed the reunification of Germany in 1990.

Most of us dont give a fuck about wetbacks, they can go fuck themselves, only the families of them get butthurt for obvious reasons

Also, sudacas are stinky niggers

I dont understand mexico politics and diplomacy in south america: The Post

We are better off with fucking Korea desu

>Also fwiw Britain and France both opposed the reunification of Germany in 1990.
Strange why they did since the DDR is just a net drain on Germany that contributes nothing to their economy.

South Carolina is more white than black

I don't know anything about Latin or Central American politics, but I already know enough to say that your economies aren't similar enough, and your governments aren't mature enough to make this even remotely possible.
You make a ``Hispanic EU'' and all you're going to get is an international organization designed to funnel money to cartels and other oligarchs.

>Mexihermanos triggereados en lugar de armar un hilo banteando a OP
Ustedes realmente no aprenden

A lot of that land was uninhabited and unindustrialised, with the population centers having a lot of Americans living there, so America taking all that land wasn't really controversial to anyone but Mexico

...

No tú sino tú

>country still rearranging because infighting
>us invades
>lmao we fucked you up so hard dude

"We have brought this disaster upon ourselves because we could not stop fighting with each other."

-- Santa Anna

Because said illegals coming in are the ones who go into the US illegaly

Pretty much this, and it's still like that.

"Pot calling the kettle black" doesn't quite do that quote justice.

We should have liberated more

Yucatan did at some point become independent, but they didn't last very long.

Nobody wanted that clay except a couple deluded Southerners who hoped for more plantation land.

The Mayans there rose up and snuffed you spics out like jews, they begged literally anyone to just annex them so they didnt have to be ruled by you fucks
Not too long after the war they found gold there, that would be enticing enough

Lol, im both posters, my chairo friend

Lmao, this nigger, he thinks he knows mexico history

Please go on, how did our independence happened?

>chairo
>no caer con baits obvias cada puto día en cada puto thread como la mayoría de ustedes te hace chairo
Creo que entonces seré un chairo, i biba el peje

All of those places are more white than black