I haven't fapped in a week and i'm not gonna be home alone for like another week...

I haven't fapped in a week and i'm not gonna be home alone for like another week, i desperately need to cum but there's just no opportunity to

what do i do anons

bump

just fap faggot

just fake taking a shit while masturbating

Bathroom?

Don't you have a bathroom?

but there's a distinct smell after you do the deed in the bathroom, it's risky

Rape your mom

Why do you are, user?
fap and then take a shit to mask the smell

Just tell everyone you need to go fap. Don't be a pussy

Tell your mom you need a blowie or your nuts will implode

If she really cares for you she'll do it

Your mother is smelling after you do shit?

that might be a solid idea
i don't live with my parents, it's a random tourist family i'm hosting for some extra cash, first time i'm doing it and fuck i'd rather have privacy than money

Da fuq ... does your cum stink or something?
Do you leave like a distinct odor when you cum?

Wtf just fap in front of them you don't even know them

Rape the random tourist family, gg ez

cum, in general, has a distinct smell. It's fairly similar to what chlorine smells like when you jump in a pool.

Don't you have your own bed faggot? What are you sleeping on the couch with a hard-on whilst they fuck in your bed?

Maybe change the diet and quit drinking the water from the faucet

diet has nothing to do with it, just google it my man

Take a shower
Fap during shower
Profit

If I could beat my dick in a 110 degree open bay, 50 man tent, then by God so can you.

That or beat off in the porta-shitter in -10F weather.

I believe in you user.