Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find a black man fucking your girlfriend
Wat do?

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Since when do I have a girlfriend?

Ask if it is ok for OP to suck his cock

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Wonder how a nigger was able to steal my right hand without me noticing

Nothing. It was her choice. The relationship would be over and i would move on

Start a thread on Sup Forums asking for advice

"Can I join?"

I thank the black man for getting me a girlfriend, then leave the room because I don't want to be there.

Then I have a conversation with my new girlfriend in which we establish wether cheating on me is going to happen again, and I get on with my life if it isn't.

I mean, the black man got me a girlfriend without any input for me AND broke into my house with her to fuck her in my bed. I'm not about to fuck with him.

Find an open hole to spunk. Go home and cry to wife.

get pissed but then shortly realize this infatuation with black people fucking hot white girls is only a porn category fucking with peoples heads getting them to think porn=reality

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>throw girl aside
>spread boipucci

tell my wife to call the cops

180 faggot

Call my dad and tell him I have a gf so he can be proud of me for once... leave out part about her fucking niggers in my bed.

Fuck him from behind.

>hate niggers
>see blacked spammed on Sup Forums and Sup Forums
>think nothing of it
>this morning think about jerking off
>first thing that pops into my head is blacked
>jerked off to it for the first time today

What the fuck have I become.

Lock up my bike before he steals it.

But I don't have a gf

lick his asshole

Shoot him, either me or the cops, more fun if i do it.

New fag much?

Newfag

> (OP)
>Since when do I have a girlfriend?
+1

Go home to my wife.

girlfriend?

transform into John Cuckindorf and start race-bait threads on Sup Forums

Resident Evil:
archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195

archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

Teen Titans:
archiveofourown.org/works/12842055

Recess:
archiveofourown.org/works/7884013

Scooby Doo:
archiveofourown.org/works/9908609

archiveofourown.org/works/9908669 (Same story but futa)

Sonic the Sissyhog:
archiveofourown.org/works/11778270

archiveofourown.org/works/11798901

archiveofourown.org/works/11923920

archiveofourown.org/works/12323790

Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out (Make sure to leave a review if you want to see a chapter 3.)

archiveofourown.org/works/10190687

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

archiveofourown.org/works/7838134

Mortal Kombat:
archiveofourown.org/works/9800783 (Futa)

Weekenders:
archiveofourown.org/works/9499943

King of the Hill:
archiveofourown.org/works/9908747

Note: None of my stories feature niggers

Shotgun time.

I *am* a black man and I am walking in on another black man?

Kill them both

...

wtf no gf

>be turned on because i've always been kinda into swinging but start fucking broads behind her back too

the normal response

Kick the nigger out and buy a new body pillow

those are nice but do you have any stories where sonic the hedgehog is a sissy slut

You wud be litraly walking into him then lol

newfag is one word faggot

shit in my hand and throw it at them

ape language

I ask who gave permission to my boyfriend to fuck my girlfriend.

>Willingly getting fucked by a nigger
>Call the cops, hun. I love you

only correct answer

kek

I love being called a newfag.. don't exactly take pride in visiting this shithole for 10+ years

Tell him to get the fuck back to the cotton fields before he gets his head blown off with a double barrel.

>look over
>hand is giving a handjob to a black guy
>"how could you do this to us?"
>saw hand off with chainsaw
>tie it to cieling fan
>turn on cieling fan
>hand bounces around room
>all is well in the world

kil niger

w8 a sec, I have a gf? Jackpot!

Buy my own prostitute and not worry about it?