How do I increase my dick size?

How do I increase my dick size?

Kys

cock rings and viagra
if you're still not big enough might as well an hero

But death terrifies me.

Kys and hope for better genetics next time

Eat long things like beans n shit

Nice dubs m8

kek dude, ur fucked, so what u can do, find a girl who likes little penis, go to china

You can’t. That shit don’t work.

u try all that shit? really dude? lol

This guy has it figured out...

If it worked, every dick rate pic on Sup Forums would be 12” you fucking fool.

Cock rings and hanging weights actually works in real life. There are decent scientific publications about it. It has it's limits though. If I remember correctly like an 1.5 inch is the maximum of permanent gain you will achieve.
There are forums dedicated to this shit.
Good luck.

Just get the fuckin surgery u stupid cunt.

no, no, my fault, i only try to question u cuz u know that dont worked, dont be mad dude

I AM FUCKING LIVID!!!

>cut your current penis off

>buy a 12 inch long dildo

>buy adhesive

>glue the dildo where your original penis used to be

>????????

>profit

>Jam a banana up your ass
>walk backwards for the rest of your life
You now have giant yellow dick.

You would bleed out and die. Not to mention losing control of your bladder.

amputate your legs
=proportionally your dick is huge compared to your torso

Carnival mirrors.

nail the foreskin and start going backwards very very slowly,do that for like 5 minutes per day and u will see results

Ebay

finish puberty

Get surgery or stop being a pussy

use a fake ruler with shorter inches