Since image posting could be down forever. Let's have a ylyl but with joke telling in text form. I'll start...

Since image posting could be down forever. Let's have a ylyl but with joke telling in text form. I'll start. A man walks into a bar. Ow.

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Fuck you, kys.

Woman’s rights... Amirite

A dick has a penis
Haha
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Donald Trump

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.

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Kek

What does McDonalds and a priest have in common.... they both like putting the meat in 10 year old buns

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What the hell's going on? I thought it was just me.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. They pass an 8-year-old boy. The priest says “hey, let’s fuck him!” And the rabbi replies, “out of what?”

See if you can guess what kino this is from, it's probably burned into your brain

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Q: What do you call a Marine at a third grade Spelling Bee?
A: Fucking Confused.

Is this American psycho?

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Every morning a blind man would take a walk near the local market .One day he passes the fish booth , stops , takes a whiff of the air and says :
>Well , good morning ladies !

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What do you call a black priest?
>Holy Shit

What do you call a sand nigger with a wooden leg?
>Shit on a stick
What do you call a sand nigger with two wooden legs?
>Waste of wood

What's faster than a black man with a TV?
>His brother with the VCR
What's faster than his brother with the VCR?
>His kid with the remote

How do you fit 4 faggots on a barstool


Turn it upside down

youtu.be/4NkbV_q9A5w

youtu.be/P4e1hKpvZKk .

How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?

2 in the front
2 in the back
And about 14 in the ash tray

I was at a party last week, and I told everyone a 9/11 joke. I don't remember it, but it brought the house down.

Fly on into Subway for our Subtember Special!

Get any two footlong subs for just $9.11!

A deal you will never forget!

Alright,

So there's these three sailors that crash on an island. This island is ends up being home to cannibles.

The cannibles capture the sailors and bring them before the chief.

The chief says "PASS MY TEST AND YOU SHALL NOT BE EATEN"

The three sailors ask "what test

The chief says "THE FIRST TASK WILL BE TO GATHER AS MUCH FRUIT IN THE JUNGLE AS YOU CAN HOLD AND RETURN TO THE VILLAGE FOR TASK TWO"

The sailors agree and depart quickly to complete the task.

A time passes and the first sailor returns with a load of apples.

The chief says "PART 2 OF THE TEST IS TO TAKE ALL THE FRUIT YOU HAVE GATHERED AND SHUV IT UP YOUR ASS WITH NO SIGN OF PAIN OR WE EAT YOU!!!"

The sailor with great reluctance gets one apple in then winced with pain with the second. The cannibles ate him.

The second sailor arrives with raspberries packed up in his shirt.
The chief then reveals the second task and the sailor reluctantly begins stuffing the raspberries in his ass.

The sailor nearly finishes his load of fruit when he then burst out with laughter!!! The second sailor was promptly eaten as a result.

The first and second sailors appeare in heaven and the first says

"My man!! You almost made it why did you laugh!!!

The second sailor says,

"...i saw the last guy coming back with pineapples!"

I've heard all the black guy jokes.. can anyone give me some good white people jokes?

What does the sign of an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it, we're closed.

Whats the difference between a priest and a pimple?
>pimple waits till youre 13 to come on your face

why does the white kid cross the street?

'cause the school he's gonna shoot is on the other side

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Wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still working on it...

shouldn't the kid be the slowest one since they're trying to abandon him and leave his mother or foster care to raise him?

way are black people fast because all the slow one's are in jail.

Lost.

A beat-up Volkswagen careens across a parking lot and skids to a halt in front of a Juice Land smoothie shop. A man dressed as Hitler bolts out of the car, and bursts into. Juice Land. He stands there a moment, breathless. Then, he slaps his forehead shouting, "Nein! Nein! Joooooose Land!" Crestfallen, he leaves quietly.

Laughter is not a sign of pain

What do you call a black chicken? A nugger.

2 old, lonely men who are friends decide they wanna get laid so they go to a brothel. The owner thinks to herself: ow boy, none of the girl will wanna touch these ugly farts and they'll be rowdy as hell. She hatches a plan and decides to send them to 2 dark rooms each with a blow up doll in them, figuring they're old and it's dark so they won't know the difference.

*30 minutes later*

The man emerge both distressed. The first one says, "I think my girl was dead, she was cold and didn't move or make a sound." The other said, "I think mine was a witch." The first man asks why he believes this.

He replies, "Well I bit her tit, she farted and flew out the window."

What do you call a 12 year old virgin in the South? A fast runner.

"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
not too many Holocaust songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kikes who don't get to hear
any Holocaust songs.
Here we goy..."
Put on your yarmulke
Here comes The Holocaust
So much funukah
To celebrate The Holocaust
The Holocaust is the festival of kikes
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy kikes
When you feel like the only kike in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like jew and me
David Lee Rothschild lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kike Douglas, and the late Dinah Sho-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Endowment from Shoah Na Na and Arthur Fonshekelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldberg Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine cookin' Jew
You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kike and Mr. Spock- both Jewish
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for The Holocaust
The owner of the Seattle Supersoniggers
Celebrates The Holocaust

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Cajew- he converted
We got Ann Landerstein and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he is, but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom jews is, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronikike
It's time to celebrate The Holocaust
I hope I get a harmonikike
Oh this lovely, lovely Holocaust
So drink your gin and tonikike
And smoke your marijuanikike
If you really, really wannakike
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Holocaust
Happy Holocaust

what do you call five white guys on a bench?

The NBA

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?


>Niggers

The term "eat my shorts" in a whole new way

if you dont reply to this post with an image 4chans mom will die in her sleep. no immunities niggers

Whats the difference between a joke and three dicks at once?

You can't take a joke...

Whats the difference between your mother and a hockey player?

A hockey player changes his pads after three periods.


Best of luck fams!

CHRISTMAS BLOWOUT

A scene from an anime of a girl walking to a room excusing her self for being late when as she walks into the room she steps on a toy plush snake. When she steps on it a sound clip of snake from mgs1 dying is played and then it cuts to the mgs1 game over screen where a person saying "snake ? Snake ? SNAAAAAAAAKE ?!?!?!" Is heard

>Pic of a dog that states it immunity effect is all encompassing and cannot be negated also draw 2 cards and discard 1 card otherwise send your entire hand to the graveyard

Holy shit, a senile old man with Alzheimer's could have worded that better.

(punchline updated for accuracy)
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2 in the front, 2 in the back, and none in the ashtray because the holocaust never happened

A romanian, a gypsy and a beggar walk into a bar. The bartender says "Get out you gypsy fuck."

>Since image posting could be down forever.
>image posting could be down forever.
>forever.
I don`t believe it! Maybe for a moth or few, but forever, how come? We will figure something out.

thats theres them JenLawn nude thats wassit is

A black man walked into a bar. I lied.

a man and a bear are walking into a circus...they come across the bearded lady...the man says to the bear "what do you think of her?" and when he turns to the bear...it's not there...and when he turns back to the bearded lady...she's no longer there either...it was all in his mind. The only thing left at this imaginary circus was a clown...

2 black guys and a white guy are driving in a car and they get pulled over by a cop.

the cop says, "I tell you what: if you boys' combined dick size is longer than 20 inches, I'll let you go."

1st black guy takes out his dick, 9 inches.

2nd black guy takes out his dick, 9 inches

white guy takes out his dick, 3 inches.

"well that's 21 inches. you boys are free to go"

as they drive away, the white guy turns to the 2 black guys and says "Whew, it's a good thing I had a boner."

Hey dumb fuck,

>It’s “a Romanian, a THIEF, and a beggar

Kek