GAZILLION POINTS FOR GRUFFINDAR

>GAZILLION POINTS FOR GRUFFINDAR

what the fuck was he talking about

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HOWEVER

I'm intrigued. Can I please have the source?

SLYTHERIN IS BANISHED FROM THIS REALM

Nevermind saw the name on the bottom of the image

damn it Mike

He's gay for harry.

but harry was 10 or something back then

what the fuck

gay pedofiles have been a problem in the UK since the dawn of time

uhh yeah? most homos are pedos as well

Slytherin won six years in a row prior.

Reminder draco lost his house fifty points for snitching like a bitch. And the 150 points gryffindor lost were complelled to be given back when the brave students broke the rules and did what was necessary to protect the school in Dumbledores absense. It was in this moment that draco snitched about lonely hagrids visitors that set in motion a future of Gryffindor House cups.Also Snape was an insufferable faggot taking points from Gryffindor every single day because Hermione wanted to answer his questions and actually converse with him

the whole premise of harry potter is based on deus ex machina, his character is fucking dull and uninspired, to be actually a fan of this pile of shite means you have a damaged brain.

Probably some shit about being in one the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Holy shit you posted it again. And on the capeshit star wars board no less.

>he watches for the plot
>he responds seriously to pasta
>he gets this angry at people who like fantasy he doesnt
Go post your first grade tier shit in every single capeshit thread or kill yourself maestro. Or you could just go back to /lit/

This series was actually cool, unlike one of the dullest shitposts in the history of movie shitposts. Each shitpost following /lit/ wizards and their pals from /r9k/ as they fight assorted kinographers has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the lack of film analysis the shitposts only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of images and pasta?all to make fantasy unfantastical to make witchcraft seem kiddie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Quentin vetoed the idea of shitposting on /lit/ directing the shitposts at Sup Forums, he made sure the shitposts would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-posting for his (You). The shitposts might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-atmospherical anaylsis in its refusal of critique and watching for the plot. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the shitposts are g-g-good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the books were terrible and the films were much better. As I read, I noticed that everytime he shitposts, Quentin wrote instead that Brave New World "was a low tier form of art."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that shitpost was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The shitposters mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of shitpost by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are shitposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you shitpost you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

i dont even browse /lit/, i am just stating the facts you colossal faggots. Pretending that Harry Potter universe is more than a story for literal children makes you an imbecile, which you probably are.

Why are you ban evading?
Why are you talking about plot Fter being blown out?
Will you get your posts wiped again?

>TRIGGERED BY FANTASY
Never a dull moment around autists

>it is fantasy so that means it has to be shit
you are just retarded

an amusing rebuttal

I asked you a fucking question you samefag. Don't reply to the thread again and ignore it.

>Atlas Shrugged

kill yourself

>Three Griffondor students literally foretold and stopped some asshole wizard from resurrecting himself.

Fuck points, they should've got $$$

holy fuck what did raimi think whith this

Kek its true

why are retards so obsessed with harry potter. Its really mediocre

Kino set of films unlike the mediocre shit Television and Film obsesses over