Rangers (13-18) @ Mariners (14-17) too lazy to find lineups edition

So lazy

Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

Rangers own your shit team

Beautiful day for baseball! This one is in the bag boys!

What in the fuck does Seattle have that Dallas doesn't do any better?

MARINERS!

>rags

M's bros, I was able to get my first lawn mow of the year in today. It felt great. However, since we've had that 7 month rain delay I've discovered the moss in my yard has multiplied exponentially, like Cubs fans.

That's two balls Ruiz has let get by him in two innings. As shitty as Zunino's hitting was, he was eminently better at fielding than Ruiz has been.

Flow Bros

Tfw growing my hair out to be a flow bro

Dude, fucking moss. The absolute worst shit ever. I start raking it off but it makes the lawn look like shit.

My neighbor is a landscaper. I'm going to have to ask him if he knows of some badass moss killer. I don't want to try to mow through that all summer.

Gib Seager now.

STRIKE EM OUT, THROW EM OUT

BASED!

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>flow bro
is this actually a word?

>he doesn't know about the flow bros

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That's the most Mariners promotion I have ever seen.

Are the memeiners the most Reddit team in the mlb?

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They'll fuck it up...

oooooooh, child..

>le Clerc
woof

>rags

>walking in a run

wew

HAPPENING!

V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-VALENCIA

7TH INNING STRETCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GODDAMMIT RANGERS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

Valencia is growing on me tbqh family members

>rags

>gras
uh, wait...

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FINALLY SEAGER

Seager actually did something

Did that rags fan take it in the nads?

i need gifs

Kyle fucking SEAGER

>rags
Thanks Dyson

here you go lads

Rags fans always take it in the nads.

The EDWIN "THE GOD OF SLIDER" DIAZ has arrived to burn Texas to the bones.

another

life was better when it was the coors light silver bullet blast

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Would you like to thank him, /M's/?

>TYBS

TYBS
Another series win

Ty based seags
Ty based gifposter

Thanks seags

gg rags