You wake up as Trump tomorrow

You wake up as Trump tomorrow.

What do you do?

Make America Great Again

Declare a fascist dictatorship and begin to purge the left

Fuck Ivanka in the butthole

Dammit. Beat me to it. Fucking hive mind.

What are your chances of pulling that off successfully nowadays?

I would imagine that 80 years ago it was a lot easier.

resign

>wake up
>be trump
>eat kfc
>drink diet coke
>piss off the left
>be a good "republican"
>praise jebus
>bed melania

Pat myself on the back, and say: "You're doing a heck of a job, Trumpie!"

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Buy Sup Forums and doxx everyone of you.

Eat some shitty fast food and get my dick sucked by Nicki Haley

Take the Zionist Israeli cock out of my mouth and actually start working for Americans rather than myself and the global elite.
>like I said I would

I'd fuck Melania in the ass.

Take a shit on my gold plated toilet.

No images allowed, cunt! Go back to 9gag!

But liberals dont acrually care about America or Americans. You tell lies user, lies. This must be fake news time

1) Continue to be the world’s biggest asshole

2) Tweet nonsense about my victimhood and prove, yet again, I’m a loser

3) Make more racist, ignorant remarks

4) Play 18 holes at Mar-a-lago

5) Eat a taco salad and a diet coke

6) Be a dick

7) Eat a dick

8) Suck a Dick

9) Humiliate those closest to me

10) Become a real hero and swallow 80 oxycontin with a diet coke

I wake up as trump.
My eyes open and I see it's nearly 9am. Roll over and kiss the most beautiful lover a man can desire and say, "Vlad I'm not going to walk straight for a week after last night". I turn on the tv and news of mueller indictments begin to pour in. I reach for the remote but I can't pick it up with my tiny hands so Vlad takes it. He giggle as he prances away turning up the sound as he heads into his escape tunnel.

Pounding on the door and shouts of "FBI!!" I feel my bowels empty. I yell back "Im the precedent!" but they bust through anyway. I can see in the hallway my staff all cuffed and being hauled away. three agents are taking turns on Ivanka. I scream for melania but apparently she went back home with Vlad.

Damn you vlad.. damn you.

Found the triggered lefty!

7 more years of this ass pounding faggot. Enjoy.

DEUS VULT

tldr
>continue my daily routine of acting like a nigger fetus

Op said Trump, not Obama dipshit. Stay with us, friend.

Kill myself.

kek

nuke DC

photography me am bumfuck by dog.

>does leaking

kill self live for see to all

Fuck my wife in her ass

make it so people can post images again

bang a bunch of prozzies, grab ivanka by the pussy, then fly to Russia and high five Vladdy Putin.

Be original. He's already done that. How about fuck Kushner in the butthole.

>Start a war on haunted houses
>Go cryptid hunting
>Send dickpics to every member of his cabinet in office and post it on Twitter
>Consume five pounds of laxatives before times up
>Wake up to see the aftermath in my own body

In a nationally broadcasted speech, I come out and admit the pee tape is real. Furthermore, I push for legislation to classify gold shower fetishists and protected minorities under the Civil Rights Act. I refuse to support any other legislation until I accomplish this.

Also the second thing. Also the third thing.

Suck my dick, cum in my mouth.

Build walls around ALL the shithole countries

Spam Twitter with interracial cuck porn

Grab crooked Hilary by the pussy. Or whatever she has

Kill myself

Nuke south korea

pay a hot guy a lot of money to have sex with me

nice.

Turn 360 degrees, and walk away.

How to trigger trumpets

Im not really into Russian hookers.

and trigger leftards like this

I'm not even Trump and I love it

He said nothing about Liberals. It just shows how deep down your throw the Israeli cock is.

You’d be walking in the same direction as you started in user

>nigga can't get into the global elite instead

What a pleb.

The government probably already owns Sup Forums

Grab melania by the pussy

Brush my teeth and take a dump

Be depressed due to the fact that I'm around 80 or 90 years old

Kill myself, clearly.

Put Barron on my lap, play with his hair, look into his eyes, nuzzle his neck.

Threesome with Melania and Hope Hicks.

Rape my daughter, sell her to ISIS, then pardon myself like a boss

Send a shit ton of money to my actual self's bank account, and then make a SHITTT ton of really liberal things happen. And I would do all of it without pants on. Every time I'm on tv, everytime I go to meetings. Pantless. On my ass a get a huge *user was here* tattood on the back.

Finally I'll tell the security and whomestever does Trump's shopping that we're going cold turkey on the diet coke and NEVER to give in.

Rape Pence.

Grab America by the pussy and America is gonna like it.

Do something useful as president for once.

Ooh burn!

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Bang all the chick in WH.

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buy Sup Forums

Implement universal health care
Improve social security
Raise taxes on the corporations who have offshore money to evade taxes, and generally on all corps who use cheap labor for max profit

Progressive tax reform

Cut military spending by 45 percent and spend the money on public education including university

Make all people living here illegally legal and reinforce border security

Get rid of the fed, lend money to main street and not Wallstreet

Execute almost all politicians holding office and lobbyists To set an example that corruption won't be tolerated
End both parties, take money out of politics

Rebuilding our infrastructure to accommodate the future AND fight global warming, using all the money from our bases being closed down worldwide to create a green energy job program that would be so massive and boost us to the future

End the fed and breaking up the media cartel
In general breaking apart big predatory banks

I could go on and on

As an aside set a goal to have an moon base by 2030 and a Mars base by 2050

This

Tweet about it.

Order 66

I'd Make America Great Again.

#ReleaSETHeMemo

Announce that this whole thing was a joke

1. Nuke Pyongyang
2. Create a trade union with Japan, Taiwan, South Korea, Australia, and New Zealand to have easier entry for business and tourism. As well as importing and exporting, and finally having the option to have dual citizen ship.

Fuck my daughter.

Whatever the fuck I want.

>Wake up as Trump
>Spend all day on twitter arguing with retarded strangers.
>Spend rest of the time raging at the TV
>Eat cheeseburger
>Go to bed

Basically his daily routine.

open twitter and post pee pee poo poo

An-hero.

How long do I have?

If it's permanent I'd say I'm switching parties and go comepletely liberal. But not too liberal where I stay conservative in some view points. Pro gun, Pro Choice....

I think I would win tbh

Keep smoking weed dude

Hunt the Clintons down to a deserted airstrip and detonate a suit case nuke... Best mate ((( Bobo )))
Will record everything .

laugh at the Democrats for caving like little bitches, during the shutdown

promised nothing and they caved

fuck my daughter

Start putting random words in quotes.

join this nice crypto discord
invite EdCtAy4

Go hard liberal, literally commie level liberal
>The media wont even know what to say
>The left can't decide weather to hate me or not, the right has a meltdown of chernobyl levels
>/pol literally self destructs
>I become the most polorizing president in history
>Get assassinated and don't care because I'm old as shit and in a disgusting, wretched body.

FUCKINGG COCKS FUCKIN

Fucking own this bitch.

Lick my old man-titties.

And supply the suit case.
Israel has not forgiven the USS Liberty.

post on twitter

Nah fam, lurk more.

Free the 20 million slaves in Africa during, go to war for them. Claim the niggerest POTUS ever. Buy 4 packs of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter and One pack of Butter. Restart the KKK, send DACA to hell, Import the smartest nigs from the free African people. Go buck wild, fuck a cow on TV.

Declare Swift a saint. Arrest West.

Vlad, I cain't quit you

Realize I just took over Trump's body. I open the Nuclear Football, launch ICBMs at North Korea. Then tweet "I just pushed my big button. Fire and Fury little rocket man! First president to launch nuclear missiles! Iran next. Go USA!"

Lurk moar, newfag

Nikki is busy stroking Arab cocks at the UN.

> wake up as trump
> stress I wont be able to do as good a job as him.

> realize if i'm trump, I'm god so i cant fail.

> cure cancer

> leave aids alone, it's doing a good job.

> start to cure economy then realize I already did that last week.

> go play golf

Go into the Oval Office, get naked, take a dump on the carpet, make Pence clean it up. Profit.

You must be him because you sound retarded.

Have some more secret sex with my daughter.