Ask a femanon (21) that's been going on Sup Forums since age 12 anything.
Ask a femanon (21) that's been going on Sup Forums since age 12 anything
you'd think you know the rules by now
Ya first question:
Why do you lie to people on the internet?
Why do you pretend to be a girl?
Are you a homosexual, or trans?
Wot does pussy taste liek?
Show tits?
See the question mark?
These are questions.
Well, the first two were.
Show tits.
ZOMG so kewl rules of Sup Forums we do not forgev we do not forget XD
Salty milk and coins.
Can't post pics user
What boards do you lurk?
If I go with a pink hoodie to a date with a girl would she think I'm gay?
in case you are indeed mentally handicapped the rule being referred to is "tits or gtfo"
Did you ever post tits and time stamp?
What was it like being on a male dominated board for so long
does traps make u moist ?
>Salty milk and coins.
Pretty much nailed it
But they're there for a reason.
ascii tits
newfag
Marriage and children are a blessing from God, you are free to get married
>What boards do you lurk
Mostly Sup Forums, Sup Forums and /r9k/. Sometimes Sup Forums and Sup Forums
>If I go with a pink hoodie to a date with a girl would she think I'm gay?
Nah, she'll probably think you're confident for wearing a more feminine color.
Kek
TITS or GTFO
I out rank you, been coming here since 2005, 32 now.
would you have a casual sexual relationship with a guy who was good looking in shape but had no job and lived with his parents and on his free time hes trying to be an "artist" ?
given that you're telling the truth, why are you still alive?
you underestimate my ability to masturbate
this was not a joke
Are you lolichan?
What made you come here at the age of 12?
How does it feel to have been on the board for 9 years and still post like a newfag?
Have a bump. Testing if able to post
trips of savagery
you can still give links and you could also have made it your starter image
maybe you really are a women jesus christ.
I dare you user.
I'll pleasure myself if you do it.
you broke me, you fucking broke me, not your fault, but you fucking broke me
Why the fuck would you come to this site?
ascii tits or gtfo.
>Did you ever post tits and time stamp?
Many years ago. Used to lie and say I wasn't underage back then.
>What was it like being on a male dominated board for so long
At worst it was a little frustrating, occasionally. I did develop a sort of empathy for the lonely chan-tards however. I guess I am one myself now.
fuck off nobody cares if you're not going to deliver
Here's the kicker, you just turned 13 two days ago.....
Will you post your feet if I get dubs
Do you not know how to read?
Give me the scoop on balding or receding hairline. How big of a turn off is it to women? Are things like stability, wealth, physique of equal importance?
I don't know. I think about suicide every day.
Did you masturbated when you where 13 with some porn thread?
Did you try something weird with your pussy becouse /b ? Like putting odd stuff inside you or fucked a trap
>those boards
Are you a self hating girl that is also a weeb?
Say something to us in Vocaroo to prove yourr female
CHECK EM
>underage tits
Damnit OP the fuck, you turned some Sup Forumsrother into a pedo that day
I really only have sex with people I'm long-term with. I'm not sure if I could handle the starving artist life.
Then take a picture with your webcam and convert it to ascii using one of many websites. Post here. I'll give it a shot. Haven't masturbated to low res tits in awhile. I'd bet ascii makes even saggy tits more appealing, too.
You sad desperate newfags giving attention to some LARPING male faggot.
NO tits, no timestamp, and you faggots fell for it. Holy shit. Can't believe I got you dumbasses.
Let's get hitched.
Is kek telling us something
i see a little silhouetto of a man
>can link a sound file but not a picture file
If you're genuinely balding I think your best option is to just shave it all. Fully bald is better than patchy hair.
>Are things like stability, wealth, physique of equal importance?
Stability is important to me because I grew up poor. I prefer chubby guys, however.
post fucking tits with timestamp on vola
TITS OR GTFO
Link to photo of your tits with date and time or gtfo.
If a guy is acting like a jerk and pissing off his girl, would it be amusing to watch her kick his testicles in public?
>vocaroo.com
Are you under a bridge? Whats with all the noise?
Bitch why're you on Sup Forums while driving
Damn you prefer stability over rich?
>would it be amusing to watch her kick his testicles in public?
this is true regardless of context
>masturbates furiously to the first girl's voice I've heard in years
Hearty kek
Location desu?
sounds like a kid
a retarded kid.....
vocaroo.com
;___;
Laptop mic is all I have, sorry.
a sexy retarded kid.
Probably the HRT trying to rework the voice cords.
I laughed
I almost left early, but I'm glad I didn't
do it fag let us see you
>laptop mic
You do realize that most earbuds and headphones come with a built in mic right?
Just talk into that
I think that would only be amusing if he was really being an asswipe. Otherwise, that would be more alarming than anything.
r8 yourself OP
It would make his voice too clear.
You sound like a cute :3
JOI or GTF- actually I give up
Sound cute desu
Honest question tho.
Would you go out with a older guy?
why not post tits OP, genuine question,,,
>those digits
Why are you breaking the rules user?
Now you must gtfo
unavailable
I don't have any ;__;
take pic with phone post on vola with timestamp or gtfo
I think your a trap/trans, comfirm this
Same here except I'm 30
i second this assumption
I dated an older man when I was younger and it left me a little scarred, so no I don't think I would date anyone with a significant age gap.
>Can't nuke this fucking cancer thread because Asian Moot can't run a site
Faggot comes into thread.
I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE MY GENDER IS TOTALLY FEMALE GIVE ME ATTENTION TEEHEE I'M A FEMAONON
>Guaranteed 240 replies
Why scarred?
No. You ask me anything cause I've been on here since 2005 which means I've seen shit you ain't. Bitch were you even here for the Hal Turner days?
your making gender the relevent situation for this posts popularity and stfu im not whiteknighing didnt get tits,
How old were you when you first fucked a guy?
How old were you when you first fucked a girl?
It's not a competition, user. I've been here a while though, I was simply saying I basically grew up with Sup Forums.
I'm 30. Too much?
Gib more voiceclips to blueball anons
I'm bored and you sound like that one jew loli