So how's your sex life?

So how's your sex life?

It seemed to end with the new year. Bitches be trippin.

You're bitching aboot a month?

I have a pretty high sex drive. I'm seriously about to try Craigslist.

Ended as soon as I married her

Do you have the gay?

its very ascii right now.

YOURE TEARING ME APART LISA!

Oh, hi mark.

Plenty of Facebook crush pics and porn and coconut oil, my sex life is solid.

I'm bi. A holes a hole and sometimes you can find decent traps or twinks. I don't do bears though. Shits gross.

ascii wut?

hookers lately

bears do you
faggot

Dude, youre a fag. Own it.

Everything is fine

I am the bear though.

Been getting laid pretty often last 6 months. It weird cause I had a dry spell most of high school and only had a few partners afterwards. Straight up doubled my body count in the past year. My body count isnt high but I'm kinda happy with it cause a good number of the girls I've had sex with had some quality snatch

non existent

What do you do though, just like bars or some shit like tinder?

oh...

You like man ass?

non existent unless I pay for a hooker.

In December I had 3 at once on casual hookups.
>But whittled down to one as my mental health trailed down after one got suecidal.
>Dropped her and the rest just went away.
>It's like she infected me with depression again. Shit sucks.
>It's almost Feb now. Last one that's hanging on is hanging on pretty hard.
>She's socially anxious, but honest and very organised. And has never wronged me once. In fact she endeavours to always do right by me.
>I'm guilty about that. I don't think I always do right by her.
>I fear that I'm not excited by her. But I've had trouble distinguishing dangerous from exciting in the past. What if I just don't recognise love.
>Posting on Sup Forums now. In a dark room. Waiting for the sun to go down.

You can't ask questions of a question, that's not how the game is played.

Nonexistent

Finace Lives in a different country, so...
Great, like 2-4 times a day fucking for a week straight. Only it's every 3 months...

So it's meh I suppose
Not too sure if living seperately for now is even worth it though. Isn't anywhere near the same feeling as when we were together

wow Sup Forums was late to catch on this shit... WHAT HAPPENED B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AYYYYY

You'll end up less casual for awhile until she realizes you aren't what she's looking for. Or she'll go full psycho and threaten to cut you if you try to leave her. Either way should be entertaining.

only these guys know whats up. everyone else in the thread is clueless.

I just jerked off for the first time this month.
My sex life is going pretty good.

Cuck.You know shes got a cock in her most nights.

Tough one. On one hand I think my chick and I are breaking up. I love her dearly and she’s sweet caring all the good stuff but crazy at times and irrational. Sex with her is not so great though. We have to almost always watch porn. I role play fucking her friends. She gets bored and so do I. Now on the other hand my ex is a giant titted fuck doll with whom I have the best sex but is boring in life. I mean this chick is built to fuck and does Anything I want and I mean Anything. Sad still. There are other chicks swamping me now they get the scent I’m single but yeah. It’s gonna suck seeing my gf tomorrow, that’s when she picks up all her stuff from my pad.

Gf came back after a week of being on vacation today. Was ready for sex but didn't get any.

I have cancer
>insert pic of Lisas mom.... fucking image shit

Nah, she really doesn't have time for it.

It must be weird to see other people who are stable and in relationships, huh?

>Didn't get any
are you like, working on coupons? Take it my dude

...

Well despite what I'd call good looks-
>not being a pompous faggot i just know i don't look like shit
-and fairly above average sized dick, it's pretty much nonexistent as you'd expect from a Sup Forumstard

I'm just not good at approaching girls.

ITS ALIVE
also pic related

Bars usually. Sometimes from friends of friends. My tinder account only gets fatties that arent even interested half the time. Of the 300 or so matches I have on tinder (been on the app since it started) I've had sex with less than 5.

must be weird knowing there are such naive people out there, huh?

Stray a little far from leddit mgtow?

Tinder in the US is balls

Works great in a few countries though. Japan was awesome with it

I have a problem with Lisa she said that I hit her

Be nice. That's how girls like it, right?

Well I mean theyre all long distances unfortunately... Anyone who has ever been interested in me always lives so fuckign far away wtf

I need more money for bars lol which is weird because I work all the fucking time and can't afford to go.

Tell me it isn't true!

Sounds 'safe'.

I MGTOW. Not through choice though.

>be me
>Married for 20 years this August
>Sex life great until addiction to opiates sunk my battleship
>Got clean but still for 2 years after had no libido & wet noodle
>Get checked and find out I had 21ng/dl of testosterone. The average is 600-1100ng/dl
>Get on testosterone replacement therapy
>Within 2 months felt 19 again
>Wife & I reinvigorated sex life makes it all seem good
>Been on T for 4 years, aside from slight rise in blood pressure, it was the best thing I ever did. More energy, dick is back hardcore, think about sex like I was a 15 year old in a public pool..i.e. all day long
>Wife has mastered bj technique to near perfection, used to be able to hold out for hours on opiates, now if she's especially into it cock explodes in under 5 min.
>Both are lazy so oral sex makes up 90% of sexual activity...no prolly though, as stated she's a fellatio master & I can suck on button all night
>Feels good home skillet

tl;dr: pain pills broke dick for years, got on testosterone, dick is back to being a teenager with nymphomaniacal tendencies

sex 3 times a week , casual nothing special . Feel better wanking .

I can not tell you it's confidential!

>My first sex was a flaming hot teen ginger with a submission fetish.
>Now I compare every other girl, and they all feel not even worth fapping to.
So yeah, excluding the day-long getbacks, it's pretty much shit right now.

OP HERE. I'm Deleting this thread. Spanks for being niggers.

Only time tinder worked for me was freshman year of college... after I dropped out it was all downhill from there.

wow the amount of samefagging is fagnificant

it's pretty bisexual, Johnny