Ameritards, how does it feel to be retarded?
You have to be told to NOT EAT Tide Pods
You don't have "Kinder Surprise" because your retarded children swallow the toy
You sue Fast Food Restaurants because the hot coffee cup doesn't say "caution hot"
You sue Red Bull because it doesn't give you wings
And you still haven't accepted the metric system + Celsius
Explain yourselves.
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We can eat Tide Pods. I've eaten like 5 today. Mint is my favorite.
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>>Be me
>>Be American
>>Not retarded enough to fit in with Americans
>>Not fat enough to fit in with Americans
>>Get picked on by family and friends for not eating Tide Pods.
>>Get laughed at for walking everywhere.
feels bad man
Did you just post an image? Are you a sorcerer?
>Ameritards
Those things are like the tip of the iceberg about america being fucking retarded.
Except metrics. That shit's stupid af.
I don't know what you're talking about your retarded foreign faggot, but everywhere I go, I see those stupid fucking kinder eggs
>Thank god man. 3.498 meters of counterspace.
It's straight up a tool used to teach simpleminded people how to count and use numbers but totally overgrown.
Also, it's almost like you just feel the need to gloat about something.
Almost like you don't care who.
I even feel like it doesn't REALLY matter about what or to who.
You could even say it's like you don't care.
>WE ARE NAMOUSE
>WE ARE DEFENDERS OF THE PIZZA
>WE DO NOT FORGIVE THE TARD
>WE DO NOT FORGET THE MEME
>ERECT US!!!
Explain to all of us how pic related is retarded?
That is specifically why.
Things aren't uniformly occupant of various incremental sizes.
Why the fuck should the measurement system be? It makes no sense at all.
How's it feel to bitch about the US literally on the technology hardware and software you paid them for?
>inb4 we invented it!!
Yea but you didn't monetize it, and now your money is going toward US companies and your countries are being proxied by them too.
When did this become a rekt thread?
>You sue Fast Food Restaurants because the hot coffee cup doesn't say "caution hot"
Person sued because of a faulty lid, which ended with her being doused with coffee that was around 190 degree Fahrenheit. If she was a dumbass and sipped it and burnt herself that way, I'd agree with you. Some one from Starbucks even came forth, said how just their location alone gets almost 100 complaints a month about the lids, so it's not like they could play dumb, say they didn't know.
All of that shit was just for money, btw.
This country is rife with stupid lawsuits by grifters making a quick buck.
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Literally just saw Kinder eggs at the store the other night faggot
When OP opened his non-innovative-doesn't-contribute-shit-to-the-21st-century mouth.
Well now it feels bad m8
Not with the toy because if you don't sit down 'like nan says' and eat everything like a fucking sloth then when people put fucking toys in your food and you choke: It really isn't your fault.
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When did OnePlus become an American company?
Yeah, autistic cartoons. That'll show'em.
>But I guess really that the apple is just not falling far from the tree in this one. No way a Brit wouldn't do the same thing.
Memes is how you win hearts and minds.
>You have to be told to NOT EAT Tide Pods
Yeah your clickbait faggot youtubers are doing it too.
>You don't have "Kinder Surprise" because your retarded children swallow the toy
It's not specifically kinder surprise that was banned, it's just that the way kinder surprise was packaged technically violated a law regarding non-food-stuffs packaged within foodstuffs. They used a capsule to get around it and now we do, in fact, have kinder surprise.
>You sue Fast Food Restaurants because the hot coffee cup doesn't say "caution hot"
THIS ISN'T HOW IT FUCKING HAPPENED. GOOGLE EXISTS YOU FUCKING RETARDS. STOP BELIEVING THIS SHIT. The bitch sued because the coffee was served so hot that when it spilled IT FUSED HER FUCKING LABIA SHUT BECAUSE HER SKIN FUCKING MELTED.
>You sue Red Bull because it doesn't give you wings
This never actually happened.
>And you still haven't accepted the metric system + Celsius
You... got me there. HOWEVER, when I was in grade school back in the 90s we were taught both systems. And since I was a little nerd who actually paid attention in school I'm one of the rare few Americunts who actually understand both. Don't know if that's still a thing though, but because I understand two systems of measurement and you can only comprehend one that still makes me smarter than you.
>how does it feel to be retarded?
You tell us.
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>And you still haven't accepted the metric system + Celsius
You were good on everything up to that point. You can take your fucked number systems and stay the fuck out. Thank Trump for building the wall.
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For fuck's sake you can find the pictures online of what the coffee did to her.
I'm an American, I'll have you know.
And i'm mad at your other retarded photo, as well.
>falling for bait this hard
Oh my
Nope all she wanted were her medical expenses paid, and McDonalds initially refused to do even that
Im american. I dont have to be told not to eat bleach and laundry detergent my kids dont swallow toys. Some people are just flat out retarded but that doesnt mean we all are
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It's fucking Sup Forums, what did you expect?
Thank you for proving OP's point. Nothing says retarded like a Trump follower.
>someone from Starbucks
Except it happened at a McDonald's, dumbass. Don't just make shit up so you can appear to be competent.
Yeah I fucking know. I just don't care because I'm sure it was a completely non-founded or evidenced suit more times than that.
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>he makes a Sup Forums thread out of butthurt
stay assblasted
>blames the whole country for feminist problems
See
This from the country that BLACKED porn comes from. America is a country full of cucks
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Also when it wasn't and that's where the whole issue comes from initially?
Also, how did that machine become THAT hot? There's no way that it was ever supposed to be able to do that to someone.
To make them easier to use and because numbers in general go from biggest to smallest, the fact that you are so eager to complicate your life just proves once again your immense stupidity
>Simplify.
The imperial system is supposed to have natural increments for different sized things.
Feet in doors. Yards outside. Inches for anything that falls to hand. Miles to gauge large distances.
IN OTHER WORDS i should never NEED to measure something in inches by the hundred. It makes no sense.
And neither does the notion of something in a cabinet needing to be measured by 3 decimal places.
BUT YOU DO.
>You're a retarded foreign faggot
Good try.
Are people from outside the us really thar dumb? All of this is false and it's common knowledge. Low quality bait 0/10
USA has had several manned missions to the moon. None of you metric fags can say that.
Retard Alert
At least we dont measure our weight in "stone" you fucking hypocrite
Why the fuck would I do that in the first place?
Everytime I think of the metric system I just hear in my head.
"Centi- is which one again?"
And i shudder at the thought of actually using a system that LOOKS GOOD ON PAPER.
IT WILL NEVER ACTUALLY BE GOOD IRL.
Retardation is my right as an American, and you denying it violates my freedom of expression.
It fused her labia together??
Haha, you don't get to try communism/socialism.
Socialism. Not yours. Can't have.
MURICA! IS ALL I NEEDS TO SAY, BECAUSE BURGERS ARE HERE AND WE EAT THEM
DO YOU EVEN GIVE MOVIES A ROUND OF APPLAUSE???
GOOD JAB OP U JUST MAKE US LOOK GOOD
The unit debate is fucking stupid. Any American who isn't a complete idiot will end up learning both systems and be able to use whatever is the most efficient effective system for the job or task they are doing. Sometimes it's one, sometimes the other.
ITT
>1.48 meters is a good way of not fucking it up.
>Most of almost half of 2-ish.
lul
Our wealthy want us stupid so when the politicians they lobby (control) run for office we will be too dumb to refute what they are saying. They ingrain The Stupid so religiously that when someone bright says something, they anger-react and scream "the truth" at the bright people. We are an oligarchy, disguised as a democracy, that is why we have so many idiots.
You tried, friendo.
I'm a Britbong and I really like America. Come at me bros.
>Implying teens and young adults aren't retarded in every country
Kinder Surprise is Eurotrash. We like AMERICAN toys, made in China.
Yeah well if go but school test scores and the fact that america boys have to lowerest test scores compared to the gdp of the country your shitty systems are falling you. The us dollar is on the brink of collapse, your election was between a retard and sociopath and mental illness is rampaging across your shitty country.
The whole thing is so much more simple than that.
Everyone in america with any power is really just like a snake oil salesmen or a carnival barker.
So they just keep getting doors open for one another. It's all just falling apart.
Cant remeber the name of a unit of mesurement. Blames the mesurement system and clams not to be a retard.
Thus the lawsuit, she only technically won because the cup doesn't say so which is a strange ruling thus it was a popular story. Really though my mom dropped boiling water on her feet that soaked into socks and kept burning her until she could get them off and it wasn't even half as bad as the picture. Some skin definitely had to be removed but nothing was like blackened or perma-scarred.
Hey Europe, while we're at it...why did this guy only get 21 years? He killed 77 people, gunned them down like dogs...and he'll be free in 2033? What the fuck Europe?
No not what I'm saying. I can hear people in my mind saying that because I'm sure that it's a common issue since the system is based on numerical value rather than appliable proportions. I would never use metrics.
They don't work that well.
Well how does using a non uniform measurement system make that easier?
>Vikings and Europe aren't the same thing.
8ths of an inch.
That's the problem with the metric system.
The thing that makes it good for the Imperial system is that it's just made to do that.
Yeah america is so great that's why there is a long list of chemicals that are banned for use in make up and other health and beauty products across europe becase the cause cancer, block homores or make people sick but the great american political system means companies have sucessful lobbied to stop these bans coming into play in america so they can keep poisoning you retards
Actually, the coffee was not supposed to give third degree burns, the victim didn't even want to sue
Because he did it in one of the worlds overall safest countries which is Norway you cuck. They don't even wear guns when working in prisons. Now you know why, there's a limit for how long you can get punished in many countries.
Also he only killed innocent muslims so he's no different to americunts the only difference is he at least got trialed and caught for it.
Some of you americunts are smart but really not smart enough to have a serious discussion with... Like the 9th post I've done here since 2008 you baited me hard.
A centi means in latin actually a hundredth. So whos now retarded.?
that's technically the maximum sentence in Norway.
Once complete he can have his sentence extended again and again. "As long as he is deemed a danger to society"
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>coolest monkey in the jungle
>calling a human a foreigner
>doesn't own a map and repeated 3rd grade over and over until age 18
Ba-Ba Dook-Dook-DOOK!
I work woth both imperial and mertic in my job both have value imperial is better when is comes designing hydraulic cuircts which is what i do all day but mertic is better for mesuring distances and increments between to ponit ls its really not hrad to use the best system for what you doing why make it one or the other
You are for using imperial. Die nigger.
So, frivolous lawsuits and we measure shit differently. Big fucking deal. I’ve got a great job, make plenty of money, spend most of my free time outside, and avoid all the bullshit.
I guess I’m saying it feels pretty fucking good.
You’re on an anonymous board pissing and moaning about strangers. Clearly you’re a miserable cunt who believes everything you read.
FUCK YOU FOR BAITING ME!
>it's another assmad europleb
don't worry, some day you'll move past your mud huts and stone tools and be great like us. :)
Try baiting harder.
I sawing it coming years after the US govenment bailed out the banks during the credit crisis and didnt punish or force the banks to reform. Because the US government isn't in control of its own government.
I have a problem with these America hate threads because I honestly have a hard time thinking of America as one entity, it's so massive and diverse. I'm English but I've got family in Portland and also rural Georgia. They seem like such different places yet we lump 'Americans' all in together. There are some questionable people/views but there are also plenty of amazing folks and places too.
You really don't belong here. We are not your people
Don't worry I hate all Americans equally no matter if some are more retarded than the average American retard
Kek wow our southern brothers are savage af
Yeah, it's amazing how euros think of something physically as large as they are as unified...it's more unified than they are to be sure, but really it's a collection of a lot of different cultures with English as a touchstone. Even in that there's strong regional variation, my mother has even told me stories of fusion languages developing between English and native languages. As a girl she could speak "geechee" and communicate with people so high in the smoky mountains the government ignored their subsistence farming and very existence completely.
>we
>implying
That's what is nice about being a eurofag. You get three free Master's degrees and graduate at 26, live with mum for a bit, then you are a bellhop at a Holiday Inn Express if you can find work. Lots of time and education to reflect on the world for $20,000 a year.
>be obsessed with America
>keep thinking about America
>make this thread