What does it take to succeed in life ?

what does it take to succeed in life ?

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it takes BALLS OF STEEL!

really?
you're asking Sup Forums?

not saying there aren't successful people on here but it's kinda like digging through a landfill to find a working toaster.

Logos

are you a working toaster?

underrated

just make the right choices and its inevitable.

source: am toaster

really can't say yet.
get back to me next year

Unironically study the bible and deal with your vices

not sure about the first one.
except if it's through the perspective of Jordan Peterson.

im a george foreman girll

bait of the gods

grind vagina with your cock

A lot of chance and motivation

Unmitigated selfishness

a girl or a grill? learn to type

Well I'll tell you what it DOESN'T TAKE, and that's fucking Lisa Ann. You could set your sights so much higher. What it takes to succeed in life .. and here's the honest to goodness truth .. is to make a rich friend. Millionaires or billionaires, and they will help you get your legs off the ground so that you too can be a rich motherfucker.

The idea of the American dream is just that, a fucking dream, it gets SOLD TO YOU for a reason. Because you watch movies about that with this idea in your head, "that'll be me someday!" No it won't. You will never know prosperity by your own hand, no matter how hard you work.

You know who worked hard all their life? Kevin Sorbo, guy has to constantly work out all the time to keep in shape. You know what he's got to show for it? He's still D-list, and he now only gets work in Christian movies/shows because he had the cajones to come out and admit that he's conservative. Can't be right-wing in Hollywood.

Work smart, not hard

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

>be white
>stay in school
>have family with connections
>???
>profit
Thank me later OP.

success is the progressive realization of a worthy ideal

set a goal and ignore 95% of people completely
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edgy AF m8

- Have rich parent
- be handsome

Congratulation, you won at life without even working for it like 99% of people !

>half white
>half peruvishit
I’m going to end it soon anyway. 15 days to go.

Going to university and knowing the right people is edgy?
Did your boss cut your hours short again at McDonalds and now you're mad at the world or something? Thats what it sounds like to me.

why do you have a timer for your suicide ?

triggered AF m8

Thats the joke, newfag.

kek I'm not the one that thinks its edgy to get an education. You're the one getting triggered at the fact that I currently make probably 10 times more money in a month than you do.
Stay mad poorfag.

This guy knows his shit

looks

To have some time to chicken out. That's actually a good thing, you'll live afterwards.

soMAD

I bought my plane ticket to Alaska for the 7th. Going to find someplace remote, and freeze to death. I also have my Winchester, so there’s that. Either way, I’m going to get myself to a point where I can’t turn back, like said.

thats easy
Be born into wealth. Be rich. Be in the top 1% of whatever country you're in, or more if you're in a shit poor one.

That is literally it. Money is the only thing moves anything in this world. Fuck this vile fucking planet I'm glad humans are all going to go extinct one day.

really_butthurt.mp4

It's all about having the right mindset. An example concerning women:

Two guys, one successful and one unsuccessful, see an attractive girl with a group of friends.

The unsuccessful guy will say to himself "Oh, she's with company. I can't go talk to her". He'll go home and masturbate.

The successful guy will say to himself "She's with company. How can I make that work for me?" He'll go talk to her directly, or he'll interact with her entire group.

Successful people don't turn back at the first sign of inconvenience. They find a way around the problem or (even better) turn the problem into something useful.

...

It helps if your dad leaves you a small loan.

First, do not spend your time watching porn.

im stuck on the failing part

A peaceful mind

Andreas?

What? (No).

I don’t have a stupid spic name you fucking beaner.

That's a Swedish/Nowegian name as well you dumb fucking faggot.

What are the odds that a swedcuck named Andreas who is actually a half spic mutt would be posting here. Use your fucking head shitwad.

Define success and you’re more than half way there.

#metoo

Define succeed
Some people are rich, famous and have all the sex they want and still are failures while others have what would be considered by most a boring life but they still have succeeded

You will never succeed. You will never be happy.

I grew up in a shit area, where all I wanted was a decent, well paid job with some stability. I've already achieved that and so much more (just turned 26), but the more you achieve, the more you want.

Going back in time, would I ever have dreamed of spending £3k on a watch?! No, your perception of success changes as you age and as you achieve more.

>Capatalism

Don't have such a negatively mindset like some fags in this thread

Good connections and having some balls, basically. And you always need to have a bit of luck at the right time.

I hate stupid "self-actualizing" crap like that, but that one is 100% true...