>be me
>just turned 21
>walks into liquor store to buy vodka
>cashier accuses of having fake id
>manager comes and tells me to gtfo because my id is fakest he's ever seen
>I say call the police to verify because its real
>guy warns me and says "do you really want to go to jail today over a silly fake ID? scram kid"
>I say its fucking real so sell me the forbidden nectar or call the cops
>Says "your loss kid"
>Cops come
>ID verified to be real
>mfw his look of utter shock when the cops declare its real
>manager apologizes for the inconvenience to me
>gives me an extra free bottle of wack juice
>mfw i got free alcohol because of baby face
Be me
...
>apoLOGizes
>cashier accuses of having fake id
>manager comes and tells me to gtfo because my id is fakest he's ever seen
>be you
>make up shitty story on Sup Forums
>kill yourself
This has to be bot HOW IS THIS IS EVERY THREAD
Oh hey there baby bet you forgot about me.
Oh hell yeah.pnf
>be you
>be autistic virgin
>kys
Wew
>ctrl + F
>"log"
>Copy & Paste
>Open shitposting folder
>Shitpost
Not a bot, just a sad person. Even if it were a bot, there's a sad person behind it.
Legit did a test thread last week using words in a last that contained the letters l, o, and g in sequence. It's a bot.
when i was in college, quite a few times people(cashiers,bouncers/security) thought my id was fake due to my name.
lad it's you!
he's not a bot faggot.
Hahaha
I did a test on your mom last week ;)
Ayyy lmao
Clever girl...
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First to guess this guy's name gets $5 paypal
Damn.