Be me

>be me
>just turned 21
>walks into liquor store to buy vodka
>cashier accuses of having fake id
>manager comes and tells me to gtfo because my id is fakest he's ever seen
>I say call the police to verify because its real
>guy warns me and says "do you really want to go to jail today over a silly fake ID? scram kid"
>I say its fucking real so sell me the forbidden nectar or call the cops
>Says "your loss kid"
>Cops come
>ID verified to be real
>mfw his look of utter shock when the cops declare its real
>manager apologizes for the inconvenience to me
>gives me an extra free bottle of wack juice
>mfw i got free alcohol because of baby face

...

>apoLOGizes

>cashier accuses of having fake id
>manager comes and tells me to gtfo because my id is fakest he's ever seen

>be you
>make up shitty story on Sup Forums
>kill yourself

This has to be bot HOW IS THIS IS EVERY THREAD

Oh hey there baby bet you forgot about me.

Oh hell yeah.pnf

>be you
>be autistic virgin
>kys

Wew

>ctrl + F
>"log"
>Copy & Paste
>Open shitposting folder
>Shitpost
Not a bot, just a sad person. Even if it were a bot, there's a sad person behind it.

Legit did a test thread last week using words in a last that contained the letters l, o, and g in sequence. It's a bot.

when i was in college, quite a few times people(cashiers,bouncers/security) thought my id was fake due to my name.

lad it's you!
he's not a bot faggot.

Hahaha

I did a test on your mom last week ;)

Ayyy lmao

Clever girl...

...

First to guess this guy's name gets $5 paypal

Damn.