What are 3 reason to NOT kill yourself ?

what are 3 reason to NOT kill yourself ?

Social stigma

listen to the Queen song "don't try suicide"

1.Family guy 2.Family guy hentai

1. My pet louse.
2. Carrots.
3. Jackie Chan.

Two words:

Kinder. Eggs.

Family
What I'll miss out on
I honestly can't think of a third

1. College starting soon
2. Already have a great job which will give me great job opportunities in the future
3. there are drugs to test out

Sauce pls

Videogames
Porn
Internet

1. got court on friday
2. got bills to pay
3. booked the laundry room this week.

World Cup
Fuck a trap
Drugs

pretty much this

I'm scared.
I feel bad for my children.
Was told all my life that people who kill themselves go to hell. What if that's true?

Left tit, right tit, pussy

1. Family
2. Friends
3. Shit could get better with time

ah i almost forgot about that one

Drugs, mostly drugs. Having a good woman can help

Afraid of dying
Making family suffer
Autopsy

- videa
- sex
- food

>> in this order

1. Football
2. Football
3. Football
Not the American variant

how can you worry about an autopsy when you're dead anyway

>you can get a job
>you can save money
>you can buy this sex doll

You're making a dangerous assumption.
I've already dug my grave, eight feet deep, seven feet long, five feet wide. Took me two days. Now I just need to figure out a mechanism to bury myself once I'm dead, preferably with minimal metal involved so nobody can easily bother my corpse once I 'sign off'.

Any suggestions as to how I should do this?

I'll give you one: curiosity.
Also

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>MFW I'm 200 bucks short

I'm gonna have to go with these answers

Great fucking job.
Wife.
Family that doesn't suck.

Bonus round:
Games, booze, and food.

Those are all reasons to kill urself imo

Sleep
Jazz
Weed

My wife and kids, my hobbies, my friends.

none

Gf is ok,
If I do so will my dad,
If I keep drinking like this I won't have to wait too long

Bonus. I have a turtle

my daughter.
can't come up with a second reason.

>what are 3 reason to NOT kill yourself ?

1. my cats rely on me
2.
3.

Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll

1. i have the hope that things will be better soon (doubtful as fuck, but.. things dont get better by them selves, i actualy have to make life better for myself)
2. cant do it to my freinds and family
3. too many things i havent done yet

1. drugs
2. sex
3. internet

Low key I'm curious.

Have you died before? I have. There's nothing.

Reasons to live.
1. Life is amazing, even a bad day is a day lived. You have the capability to view the world as a series of struggles to face, or a place of wonder. Even when I was at my worst there was still infinite beauty to be discovered, I was just in such a poor headspace I didn't know to go look for it.

2. I'm not finished yet, even an inch forward is progress, and I'm still moving forward. I'm not going to waste my one shot at existing just because a series of years have been hard and stagnant.

3. Pussy is fucking lit dude holy shit, even if you've gotta pay a prostitute or whatever its fucking worth it my god.

The

Last

Jedi

Interesting conundrum. If the grave was not already dug I would have suggested choosing a location at the base of a natural funnel or "V" shape so that the dirt would wash back in with rain fall. My choice is to just be far enough in the wilderness that nature's carnivores and carrion eaters will take care of the remains

Only reason I'm still here