Itt:provide an example of your native language being spoken terribly

Itt:provide an example of your native language being spoken terribly

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Any british accent
OI BLIMEY U SAY UAR FROM AMERICAR EHY

american accents are extremely irritating in real life

Oh, bless your heart, sweetie.

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>spoken

Woman from southern Slovakia, where significant hungarian minority lives. Some people actually use hungarian as their first everyday language and sometimes they mess up grammar. She mostly uses grammatical genders incorrectly. However it is not "terrible" (in fact, more like funny; a Slovak would not have problems understanding her), comparted to what OP posted; it didn't even sound to me as english.

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interesting

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She's kinda hot to be quite honest

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Vaslui, the Florida of Romania. You can hear the reporter speaking correctly.

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And as a bonus, some old fuck trying to speak french. Reporter asks him where Union Square got its name from.

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Later being a meme, this lady from china defenses for her son of eating in the mtr (it is not allowed in hk)
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>when paprika gets in your halusky

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its not really terrible, more like on advanced level from rest of us plebs

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Carpathian dialect or something like this. Most of Ukrainians don't understand what he's talking about.

interesting thing is that her first name is Slovak not Hungarian (Alžbeta vs Erzsébet)

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Is it how average Netherlander looks? Because they look worse than Russian gopniks.

What do you deem the proper spoken accent for your language?

For no two districts will speak alike, nor indeed will two persons speak identically.

Is it the mode of speech of the man who is higher educated?

That slightly more guttural "h" is so strikingly un-English, more than any other corrupted word or sound

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How is this different from regular American accent?

you even do shit impressions of us in text form, congrats.

the r is being dropped for one

>the r is being dropped
How is this different from regular British accent?

Das ist die joke

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she is from Białystok and has slight Belarusian accent, which is annoying, but foreigners won't tell the difference.

she sometimes says "s" instead of "ś" and stuff like that, it's fully understandable, but if you catch it it's annoying

inb4 FUA

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well actually idk if she's from Białystok, maybe she isn't

>FUA
that's mexican
>inb4 "what's the difference"

kek

>what to say? which sessage to mend?
>i mean message to send?
>to whom?

>i'm sending a message to those who see and don't hear
>i'm sending a message to those who listen and don't hear.. i mean see and don't hear and listen ..
>i apologize, you'll edit this in the studio, right?

>...to those who look and don't hear and don't see
>i'm sending a message to those who listen, and don't hear(finally)

What did you just fuckin say to me?

Wait..Albania is a real place?

pitty patty potato slang

Λοσ ΑμεριkΑΝΟ εδυkατζιονε σενιορες

Werent the english supposed to teach the scots english after they took over? You didnt do a very good job

Maestro

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german really suits terrorist rant

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I can't get over his teeny tri-corn hat

Just listen to any portuguese person speaking """portuguese"""
Portugal should just give up already and admit that they speak spanish

imagine being this retarded, holy shit

Polish as spoken by an American:

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CO TO KURWA JEST?!?!?! REEEEEE

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Just look up anything said by our current president. He makes Dubya sound like a Rhodes scholar.

Christ your nation is cancerous.
Are you not even aware of how effeminate and grating Americans sound when they attempt to vomit out anything aside Spanish?
You are in a desperate need of perspective.

did you really fall for this week b8? wew

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Swedish spoken by YES

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You can't really appreciate any of these unless you speak the language.

Those speak with a normal accent and grammar, it's just the content that's funny.

wew lad this karachan sounds like a big deal mang
to me the girl isnt annoying at all btw

looks kind of staged t.bh

>kobiety są najważniejsze
>ludzie starsi też
>ludzie... są niepełnosprawni
i know what he meant but still xd

Are you kidding? They are all Moroccans.

This is in the "Fush and Chups" accent Australians mock us for.

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