Is india the most dominant, advanced and economically satisfying nation in our world? why and why not

Is india the most dominant, advanced and economically satisfying nation in our world? why and why not.

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of course

India, officially known as the Rape-ublic of India and traditionally known as Rapistan, (also affectionately nicknamed as The Place Where You Get Off The Plane and Immediately Scream, "OMG! WTH? It Smells Like Fucking Shit!" by tourists) is a subcontinent in South Asia shaped like an old man's nose, known by Westerners for its shitty movie industry named Bollywood, curry, doctor mills, elephants, pagans, trippy artwork, Gandhi, paki shops, the ever so helpful telemarketers, the complete lack of toilets or sanitation infrastructure, and the worst body odour in the entire universe. Jon Stewart warns others from visiting India (in his book Democracy), where you can catch any diseases that ever killed anyone.

Some regard India as an exotic and distant land whose ancient history is full of myth, wonder, and beauty. In reality, the history of India is a history of conquest - as in being subject to conquest. Over the millenia, various empires have had their turn at India--Alexander the Great; Genghis Khan; various Muslim conquistadors to the west; China started up shit once or twice; and of course, England, who decided to stick around after trying out some of the tea.

Interestingly, while most countries gain their independence by churning out an eager generation of freedom fighters, India managed to shake off the yoke of the British empire due in large part to an old man in a toga. Of course this is bullshit, because liberals love metaphorically rimjobbing Gandhi and his legacy but often forget to mention the shitloads of people the British killed (with Indian troops) cos they weren't gonna fight back, or the fact that India was already descending into anarchy and riots whenever there was an opportunity. Finally when India did gain its own sovereignty, which was largely due to the British running out of ammunition and money, so too did Pakistan. The two countries have been in a perpetual pissing contest over everything from religion to just plain trolling ever since.
Gandhi

India is also the largest safe haven for rapists and pedophiles in the world. 5 out of 4 Indian males name rape as their favorite pastime.

India is one of the few countries in the world with the distinction of having nukes as if their B.O isn't enough. Then again, so does Pakistan, which is a lot more Islamic, and a lot less fun. Naturally, the underlying nature of their rivalry becomes clearer when you consider that they were the same country 60 years ago, and that most of the drama between the two of them is over them both claiming a stretch of worthless, uninhabitable mountains in the name of national pride. Thus calling an Indian a Paki is akin to calling a Jew an Arab. It is therefore, an extremely good source of lulz. Also having the dubious honor of sharing a border with India is Bangladesh, who India liberated from Pakistan only to look down upon it like a retarded step child. Then there's China, who zerg rushed (seriously, they didn't see it coming!) India in the 60s and took a chunk of territory the size of Switzerland, which India is still butthurt over. So all in all, one can say India has good relations with its neighbors.

Currently India's most severe problem is a continuing health catastrophe caused by the fact that poor people defecate all over everything because there aren't enough toilets (srsly). This can happen to any once-proud culture after being sufficiently raped by the forces of predatory economic globalization.

Of course, India is also the world leader in tech support, so it must first solve the problems of confused midwesterners who can't figure out what the hell is wrong with their computers before it can even think of solving its own. Its massive workforce must sit in waist-deep muddy water and try to figure out why some redneck can't get his internet to work while fending off basketball-sized rats, all between malaria-induced seizures.

The Indian armed forces are greatly respected by the general public in India. Every year, over 9000 women in India offer themselves to the troops as a sign of respect.

Time to join the Indian Army!

Indians love comparing themselves to China, and think that they are better. However, China rapes India at many things. Their economy is 2 times bigger than India's, and their average citizen earns 2 times as much. They have 50 million more people, which means that they can zerg rush a country much better. Chinese people beats Indians in school grades, video games, sport performance, mass production, and business. India, on the other hand, has either been split into multiple tiny countries that fight on a daily basis, or been conquered by stronger countries looking for a large, cheap labor force. However, India is distinguished from China by democratic government, having freedom of press, and embracing the concept of universal civil rights, but are those really something to be proud of?. India also has a larger pharmaceutical industry, more historic contributions to mathematics, and is responsible for originating Buddhism, one of the greatest cultural elements in the history of China's civilization.

Remembering their long history of great culture and advanced ancient civilizations, Indians shit with their hand. They use their left hand for pooping, so that they are not confused when eating curry. INDIA FTW

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Until it stops treating females as third class (if that!) citizens, it can not be considered anything other than a superstition-ridden, corrupt shithole...

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it's a close second to Belgium

Why have you copypastad ED faggot?

India is literally the greatest country on Earth, economically, culturally and academically.

We have the most beautiful women, are currently leading the space race and our architecture and call centers are second to none. Some of our poor people shit in the street, who cares when the rest of us are driving brand new Nissans and eating the finest foods in the world?

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India is literally, economically, culturally, and academically retarded.

We have the most beautiful objects, are currently leading the space race in Kerbal Space Program, and our architecture and call centers are second to literally everything. All of our poor people shit in the street, who cares when the rest of us are driving brand new soap box racers and eating the finest foods in the poor peoples' streets?

They very well could be

i have a few people working for me in the cyber city in Gurgaon

that place is fucking amazing
I went there for some presentations/meetings
technologically and man power wise it's very possible for them to be a superpower

but the society is fundamentally sick on many social levels, so it never will be

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