I need some sick euphimisms for jacking off
I need some sick euphimisms for jacking off
Anthony Foster
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Jason Garcia
waxing the dolphin
Jason Williams
Basically, just say anything and then add "ifyouknowwhatimean" at the end like this:
"im going to fiddle with my riddle ifyouknowwhatimean"
"lets scrubb the flubb ifyouknowwhatimean"
and so on
Nathan Reed
I'm going to have sex with your mom ifyouknowwhatimean.
Anthony Sanchez
Bump
Carter Bailey
taking matters in your own hand
Jeremiah Morris
nice dubs. also I obviously did'nt think this one through
Xavier Flores
at the end of the day, its all hard handwork
Jordan Jenkins
Moar?
John Cruz
5 knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Flogging the dolphin
Visiting Rosie Palms and her 5 friends
Yanking your crank
Pulling the pud
Wyatt Peterson
Nolan Hernandez
playing backgammon
Carter Parker
Disciplining the Primate
spanking the monkey
Nathaniel Thomas
massaging master splinter
Dominic Gomez
IfyouknowwhatImean.
Oliver Myers
You really can't tell that's a shoop?
Anthony Ward
Punching the clown
Levi Jones
I'm gonna make a second coming
Jeremiah Hughes
I going to stroke my penis until semen comes out.
ifyouknowwhatimean
David Long
I've always been a fan of burping the worm.
Andrew Myers
Diddlin' the pickle
Choking little timmy until he throws up
Jerking the gerkin
Nolan Stewart
>punching the clown
>buttering the corn
>roughing up the suspect (for cops)
>dating Pamela Handerson
>going to Steak and Shake
>beat the bishop
>fly fishing
Caleb Harris
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
Asher Butler
Taking Grandma to Applebee's