I need some sick euphimisms for jacking off
I need some sick euphimisms for jacking off
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waxing the dolphin
Basically, just say anything and then add "ifyouknowwhatimean" at the end like this:
"im going to fiddle with my riddle ifyouknowwhatimean"
"lets scrubb the flubb ifyouknowwhatimean"
and so on
I'm going to have sex with your mom ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bump
taking matters in your own hand
nice dubs. also I obviously did'nt think this one through
at the end of the day, its all hard handwork
Moar?
5 knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Flogging the dolphin
Visiting Rosie Palms and her 5 friends
Yanking your crank
Pulling the pud
playing backgammon
Disciplining the Primate
spanking the monkey
massaging master splinter
IfyouknowwhatImean.
You really can't tell that's a shoop?
Punching the clown
I'm gonna make a second coming
I going to stroke my penis until semen comes out.
ifyouknowwhatimean
I've always been a fan of burping the worm.
Diddlin' the pickle
Choking little timmy until he throws up
Jerking the gerkin
>punching the clown
>buttering the corn
>roughing up the suspect (for cops)
>dating Pamela Handerson
>going to Steak and Shake
>beat the bishop
>fly fishing
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
Taking Grandma to Applebee's