>AY YO CRACKA, SUCK MUH DICK OR ILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF BITCH
What do?
>AY YO CRACKA, SUCK MUH DICK OR ILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF BITCH
What do?
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i would fucking neck that faggot or curb stomp his bitch ass. stupid fucking nigger.
Worst case scenario, i bite his dick off.
prob suck his cuck cause i like to live, then never come back to merica ever again.
captcha nigger transport
There's nothing wrong with sucking dick
*gets jiggy with it*
Alright, it is probably a sexual emergency and I owe it to you for the actions of my ancestors
It is the least I can do
Nigga you gay.
suck his knob, are you dumb
Draw and fire because niggers can't shoot, duh
There is nothing wrong with sucking a glorious chocolate dong.
You could have just asked nicely, ugh.
Use aikido and make him shoot his own dick off.
>having a gun in the UK
Got a license for that m8? Nvm he is a nigger, laws don't apply to niggers. :^)
>AfricanAmericanUndercoverPoliceOfficer
a black man wont ever have to threaten with violence for me to suck their dick
b-but... I'm a @CruzMissile #Drumpf
...
>grab his gun with right hand and point to my left
>grab gun with left hand
>hit him in the face with right hand elbow
>hit him in groins with right knee
>grab gun with both arms and pull fiercely
>nig loses grip
>point nig in the head and order to lay on ground
>call police
or like this
youtube.com
>say yes
>he pulls down his pants
>laugh at his dick
>he leaves in shame
tell him to keep his homosexual tendencies to himself then whip out kool aid, rip open the top and threaten to pour it all on the ground if he doesn't fuck off
realistic scenario i'm dead before i even finish the sentence and he rapes my dead corpse
gondola doesn't talk you faggot
he is taoism embodied into a meme
Sven pls
Why would you use a ranged weapon in melee? That's silly.
>agree
>get close
>apply krav magna I saw on youtube and break his fingers by twisting his pistol
>go to jail for racism
Ask him if he's cut or uncut.
If he is, inform him he can sue for gibmedats.
If he isn't, inform him he can sue for gibmedats.
Let America suck his dick instead.
> walk closer
> ask him some irrelevant question
> get as close as possible
> quickly go for the gun, push the slide back.
> watch as he tries to pull the trigger.
> punch him on the nose three time.
> grab the gun from his hands
> drop the slide
> go full Zyklon Ben on him.
drop my Mason jar of angry wasps in front of him.
ride in glory to Valhalla with a basketball sized swollen face
>that close
I shoot him with his own gun.
"Do you have any STD's I should be aware of? Would you mind awfully if I poured some strawberry sauce over it first? Cheers."
This. What's he gonna do, shoot you in a fit of rage?
You might be able to knock him over during the shock. Who knows. But willingly sucking a nigger dick, especially a GAY one, is a little much for me. I would probably rather die.
gondola doesn't have hands either faggot, delete your image.
I've been contemplating suicide anyway so go ahead
>teacupping the gun
>grip way too low
Yeah no, he's gonna yank that trigger like he saw in his favorite rapper's music video and the bullet will go a mile to the side of me.
you forgot the
>nothing personel kid
>Your safety's on...
MY SIDES
>gondola
>arms and hands
He's going to shoot you whether you suck his dick or not.
Better to die with whatever dignity you have left.
Suck his dick, I'll try anything once
...
Okay man.
>Get on one knee, pull his pants down to knees then grab his arm and force the gun out, preferably by breaking arm.
>Grab gun, shoot dick and knee caps, call cops. When they ask why I shot him, it was to prevent his escape
>Nig nogs to jail, I get off scott free
>say okay
>he pulls down his pants
>punch him in the balls
that is if he had any balls
>laugh at bb gun
>keep laughing at bb gun
>pull out sig sp2022
>blow brains out
>still laughing