What's his catch phrase again?

What's his catch phrase again?

>Uhhrruuumm. Hm.

...

Down the river, not across the street.

wuoow the blood's really gushin out of me, wuoooow

Maybe I should slice vertically and not horizontally

>MY BROTHER TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF BUT I'M THE UGLY ONE!!!!

>tfw genuinely enjoy Owen Wilson in most things

I mean he's in some shit like The Internship etc. but Royal Tenenbaums and Midnight In Paris are great

>wooow, where are my car key, wooow?

Woooow
>attempts suicide
Did somebody
>voices cartoon car
Hmm
>breaks nose
say my name?
>enjoys the films of Wes Anderson
Oh yeah
>hangs out with Vince Vaughn
Uhhh
>has child before marriage

>Wes, please cast me in another movie!?

yeah he seems bro tier

He was really unstoppable around the mid 2000's

>Rich with a big dick
>Still tries to kill himself

That's what I love about high school girls, I get older and they stay the same age hehehe

>he will never be your friend

>attempts suicide
what?

Cerchow

>"Hey Ben Stiller, got any work for me?"

The Internship is the comfiest Google advertisement I've ever seen, though.

>You're fired!

>WROOWNG
>YA HAVE TA GO BACK

No faggots allowed. GTFO

Guess Shanghai Dawn is never going to happen.

Where are my car keys?

>I guess you can dere-lick my balls, capitan

>Woof woof, amirite?

"What are you doing?"
"Crazier than a road lizard"
"WoAAWW"
"WOAH"
"Come On"
"STOP" "Calm down.." "relax"
"Whew"
"Incredible"
"Are you kidding me? You're kidding etc"