What's his catch phrase again?
What's his catch phrase again?
>Uhhrruuumm. Hm.
...
Down the river, not across the street.
wuoow the blood's really gushin out of me, wuoooow
Maybe I should slice vertically and not horizontally
>MY BROTHER TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF BUT I'M THE UGLY ONE!!!!
>tfw genuinely enjoy Owen Wilson in most things
I mean he's in some shit like The Internship etc. but Royal Tenenbaums and Midnight In Paris are great
>wooow, where are my car key, wooow?
Woooow
>attempts suicide
Did somebody
>voices cartoon car
Hmm
>breaks nose
say my name?
>enjoys the films of Wes Anderson
Oh yeah
>hangs out with Vince Vaughn
Uhhh
>has child before marriage
>Wes, please cast me in another movie!?
yeah he seems bro tier
He was really unstoppable around the mid 2000's
>Rich with a big dick
>Still tries to kill himself
That's what I love about high school girls, I get older and they stay the same age hehehe
>he will never be your friend
>attempts suicide
what?
Cerchow
>"Hey Ben Stiller, got any work for me?"
The Internship is the comfiest Google advertisement I've ever seen, though.
>You're fired!
>WROOWNG
>YA HAVE TA GO BACK
No faggots allowed. GTFO
Guess Shanghai Dawn is never going to happen.
Where are my car keys?
>I guess you can dere-lick my balls, capitan
>Woof woof, amirite?
"What are you doing?"
"Crazier than a road lizard"
"WoAAWW"
"WOAH"
"Come On"
"STOP" "Calm down.." "relax"
"Whew"
"Incredible"
"Are you kidding me? You're kidding etc"