WE WAZ JACK BAUER N SHIET NIGGA I SWEAR TO GOD

WE WAZ JACK BAUER N SHIET NIGGA I SWEAR TO GOD

>it's a "Black Lives Matter" episode

I hope to god the terrorists are white

WHERE S DA BOMB WHITE BOI
NIGGA YOU BETTER TELL OR ILL CAP YO ASS MUTHUCKA DAYUMMIT

U BE SAYIN
*electrocutes terrorist*
SOM FINNA
*gets jiggy wit it*

The terrorist are police

Is that the virile man from Straight Outta Compton?

why would anyone watch 24 without the bauer ?

>NIGGA I SWEAR TO GOD
nice touch

Hold the phone fellas
*calibrates calculator*
Are you implying
*fills out FAFSA*
We were
*colonizes people of color*
Geeze Louise
*sips wine*
We were
*steals black man's invention*
School shooters and things of that nature!
*blames black people for all his problems*

EY YO GEMME THE PRESIDENT

YES MRS. CLINTON I'VE NEUTRALIZED DEM WHITE MALES

KEK

>They knew the last season would have been the last with Jack
>No happy ending allowed

>black man
>invention

lel

this was a funny funny fun thread until you posted

/thread

Do you think this "NIGGERS IN EVERYTHING" trend will back fire?

Black guy or not it looks terrible, nobody is able to replace Kiefer

Most of these shows just die, I'm surprised the trend is still going

NIGGAS IN THE MORNIN
NIGGAS IN THE EVENIN
NIGGAS IN SUPPER TIIME
WHEN NIGGAS IN THE WHITE HOUSE WE CAN HAVE NIGGGAS ANYTIME!

HOL UP

I dindu nuffin

Everytime they do it, it backfires.

it usually backfires by flopping

more like blackfire, amirite?

hahaha wtf

HOL UP MY NIGGA, HOL UP

All movies with a nigger in it is just shit.

All nigs should be euthanized 2bh

considering it's been happening since the 90s, i'm gonna say no

BLACK BAUER REPORTIN FOR BOOTY

WHAT THA PROBLEM IS?

AYO CAN I AKS YOU A QUESTION
WHERE THA BOMB AT MA NIG

you weren't alive in the 90's

>WHERE THA BOMB AT MA NIG
hahahaha you got me dude

I'm looking forward to it. Live Another Day was surprisingly decent, so maybe this will be as well.

>invention

JACK'QEEM BAUER INTERCEPTED SOME MUFUGGIN YELLO CAKE

SON

WE DONT PLAY NIGGA
DIS IZ SOME MOTHAFUGGIN YELOW CAKE SADDAM HAD

GONNA BUST HIS ASS NOW

>The real terrorist is a white racist.
>President is a woman.
>Corrupt cops are working for the terrorist.

holy shit
how can anyone look at this poster and be like, yes i wanna see this black guy kill terrorists and save the world

who is this series for? is the cuckold demographic really this big?

>female president gets assassinated
>they put head nigga in charge back
>"I knew you niggas would fuck up"

WE

>Lose Kiefer
>Writers leaving
I thought they "no funding" was just a meme until I saw the CGI from that Black Lives Matter episode where the terrorist drives them over.

>LITERALLY TITLE DROP IN THE FUCKING IMAGE

REALLY FOX?!

you'd think niggers would be better at stealing when it comes to inventions

>black man's invention
cannibalism? rape?

>Shiet nigga i dindu see u ther where u been
senpai
>Nowhere, ese. But I think we should celebrate with a fresh Corona™

Hate these product placements

>My man, Dr. Dre where have you been

Hip hop music?

Swedes

...

AYO HE STOLE JAMALS CHICKEN
GET THE CHOPPA ON HIS ASS

DONT WORRY PRESIDENT WE WILL SECURE THE HOSTAGE

AYO GIV ME AIR SUPPORT NIGGA HOW DO I FLY THIS THANG

THESE TERRISTS GOT ME WEAK BRUHHH

IM SORRY JAMAL
HESYOUR SON

>NEXT SEASON ON 24: STEAL ANOTHER DAY
>JAMAL FIGHTS THE GOVERNMENT OVER CHILD SUPPORT

THEY RIGGED THE SYSTEM NIGGA THEY WANT ME TO PAAY

>It's a "The intelligent and well spoken MI6 agent tries to backstab Jamal"

>IM GONNA MAKE DEM PAY

>They stole Jamal's chicken

JACK BLACK YOU MUST DIVE INTO THE WATERS AND SAVE THE PRESIDENT

WHATCHU MEAN YOU CANT

>Oh, Egypt? That's where my father is from.

WE

YO
*HITS BLUNT*
YO
*SIPS SIZZURP*
YOU MEAN TO SAY
*DROPS BABY*
YOU TRYNA TELL ME
*SMACKS MY BITCH UP*
THAT
*EATS WATAMELLUM*
YOU GOD SOME
*GETS SHOT*
QUADS MY NIGGA?
*DIES*

AH SHIEET

This thread is so cringe.

>LE BLACK PEOPLE WE WERE LE KANGZ THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF MY Sup Forums HUMOUR NOW WATCH ME TALK LIKE LE BLACK GUY

It'd be funny if it weren't so damn sad and pathetically racist.

u reddy to die mfucka?

ay what dis nigga mean by this?

calm down jamal we are just joking around here
no need to get your durag in a knot

The ku klacks klan is comin for me president!

send air support now nigga!!

>mfw the love interest is a white girl with blonde hair

Weapons grade watermelon

WE WUZ IRONSIDE AN SHEEEEEEIIT

>Oh don't worry, mam. We got something to more powerful.
>Weaponized child support.

AAAAH YEAAAA DAS WUT IM TALKIN BOUT

I LOST SOO MANY BRUTHAS TO THEM CHILD SUPPORT BRUH

WE NEEDA TAKE DA SYSTEM DOWN YNOW WHATIM SAYIN'?

>Dollas? Nigga, I get paid in weed. WHAT DO I NEED DOLLARS FO

...

Jamal, terrorists have taken over KFC!

>it's a Sup Forums shitpost thread episode again

janitors plz

OH HELL YEA MONICA, IM PICKIN UP WAT YOU DROPPIN DOWN
*DOES A LITTLE DANCE FOLLOWED BY ELABORATE HANDSHAKE*

AH SHIEET NIGGA WHERE YA BEEN SON
REMEMBER DEM DRIVEBYS

Nigger detected

Ayo look at this dude
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

OH NO NONO NONONO

nigs

NIGGA WHATCHU MEAN WE TALK LIKE BLACKS?
NIGGA WE BLACK UP IN DIS BYATCH
AINT NOBODY FROM Sup Forums
WE JUST KEEPS IT HOOD UP IN DIS

>AHHHH SAVE ME JANNY

IT LOOK LIKE HE WENT TO THE BARBER AND HE AKS
>WHATCHU WANT ME TO DO FO YOU YUNG BLUD?
AND HE WAS JUST LIKE
>JUST

THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHA

EYO DOG
YO.. YO EYO DOG

LOOK AT DIS DOG HE BE WYLIN

AYO SO YOU SAYIN YOU IZ OFFENDED N SHEEEEEEEEEEIT

Thought they were gonna use the blonde girl. Forgot her name

I WISHH A TERRIST WOULD

I WISH A TERRIST WOULD START SOME SHIT

I WOULD HIT HIM IN THE CLAVICLE

AYYO HOL UP
*smacks lips*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*robs liquor store*
WE
*kills evil policeman*
WUZ CRIME FIGHTERS
*drives to KFC*
N
*eats $5 fill up*
SHEET?

AYO CHLOE YA NASTY ASS WHITE BEEEYATCH
U BETTA UPLOAD DEM PROGRAMS TO DAT MAYNEFRAYME NIGGA ELSE I FINNA KILL YO ASS
CRACKA

>U BETTA UPLOAD DEM PROGRAMS
KEK

>it's a five-foot qt with great hips

There is nothing wrong with this.

heartily kekked

...

It will pass, just like women in everything is dying off.