hey femanons, which one would you prefer?
Hey femanons, which one would you prefer?
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See for yourself
The one with the bigger wallet
This. They would be in a "relationship" with the one on the left while they fuck the chad on the right behind his back.
Then when the loser on the left finds out, she would blame the fact that she cheated on him.
>wristwatch on leg
lmao
Honestly?
The ripped guy looks too girly for me. I like to be the woman in the relationship, and since Im fat I dont mind a bit of chub
Ive seen that guy on the left somewhere. Many times, isnt he famous or something?
"femanons"
One on the left would appreciate you more :/
would nut on/10
regularly posts "humiliate me" threads on Sup Forums
I'll definitely take that compliment.
Agree. Unless you're model-esque in appearance, you're likely not gonna be special to guy on right
Bump
Wanna send me stuff? ill send you some
hurr durr i am the edgiest edgelord
do your algebra homework, dipshit.
right one:
>slightly asian eyes, probably half a gook
>ugly watch
>quite a bit o' pubes
>not fully circumsized
4/10 would not smash
Did mommy forget your juice today?
Left if I want a relationship, right if I just wanna fuck around.
#2 obviously. This isn't even a question
anyobdy want to see my Pb(CH3COO)2 crystals?
No thank you user. I'm not in a nudey mood today, but Im flattered
That's cool, ill ttyl if you add me on kik or w.e
That look is cute af.
Are you really that girl? I mean I've seen her/you here before, even nudes
Yupp
tits or gtfo
Is that World of Warcraft?
Only on Sup Forums...
Indeed, good eye. Deepwind gorge to be exact
You're really beautiful, hope to see more of you
Ay girl keep it up with those eyes, you got great eyes.
I haven't played since the end of draenor and I don't plan on playing again, but damn if I don't have some great nostalgic memories.
how dumb are you?
Legitimate question tho. These are the only pics of me wearing false eyelashes. First time doing so today.
>I'm not in a nudey mood today
Riding the crimson tide, are we?
just show tits tbh
No, just feeling extra fat. Restricting myself to only green tea and apples until dinner today, then going out for a ride tomorrow.
you dont look fat in those pics actually
Putting kind of a timestamp in your filenames isn't gonna sell me. You should at least timestamp your hand and take a picture.
Angles, my man.
I need a waist, just struggling with bad habits. But that's kind of you
My phone does that, not me.
flattery by a true Sup Forumseta, she is not gonna let you fuck here anyway, m8
I think you're hot, with a beautiful face
what happened to tits or gtfo nu/b/ faggots
SAGE
You look like God glued two people together.
Ur sexy af
left because he macht alles
Lmao. Yep, super pale and dont intentionally tan
well, fat, but not the disgusting fat. more like the id still do you fat.
go ahead and take care of your body more, but dont stress yourself over it
If the time of your phone is correct, then that puts you into Australia or maybe New Zealand.
trips confirm it, it's him
That is the nicest thing Ive ever heard. 20-30 lbs is the goal to lose but I fail from overstressing about it. So thank you
She's got them gorjus eyes, and while I'm flattering people, I'm sure you are a fine gentleman who isn't a completely b/tarded Sup Forumslack and I am confidend totally you are capable of original thoughts from time to time.
christ you're hot
Good face to cum on
wow, you are beautiful
>I'm sure you are a fine gentleman who isn't a completely b/tarded Sup Forumslack
Your are wrong, feggit.
why did U paint ur body in white?
Let the orbiting begin
I am not gay. It literally makes zero difference. The big dick, ripped body means absolutely nothing to me. Also, the dough boy with the small dick is no more of a turnoff.
not me. even i wouldnt say something this gay
Wanna be exercise partners? We could workout naked.
You again!
Have you been a good girly today? Or should daddy whip out his garden hose and punish you a little?
hopefully a joke. If not I worry greatly for your future. She wore a 1 piece bathing suit and got a sun tan. Praying you're not serious
this, kek
Its amusing to watch
>I am confidend totally you are capable of original thoughts from time to time.
I WANT TO TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR THROAT, NOW OPEN YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, BITCH!
Original enough for you?
Try water fasting or intermittent fasting, its only hard at the beginning.
someone with skills make a gif or webm with cartoon like hot chick in middle getting it doggy style by chad and a bunch of beta cucks orbiting around the scene with hearts spewing forth and being constantly slapped of shoved away by the hot chick
Fucking lol
>but Im flattered
Don't be. Remember you're on Sup Forums
A compliment is a compliment, no matter who gives it. You're still people
>You're still people
there is only autists, rapists, rednecks and other scum here, you don't want to meet us irl
Obviously the one on the right.
I had a strange old man perving at me this morning
Still a compliment. He obv liked what he saw lol
I might not wanna meet you irl but youre still people with tastes and preferences
And if right one is hugely in debt, while left one owns a big house, a jag and a bank account worth 500k?
That's very nice of you. I will burn your pictures now into my mind and think about you while I am out raping the neighbors cow.
Thanks bb
>hey femanons,
like women actually come here
some do, but most of them are smart enough to not give themselves away
Still the one on the right. OP never said I had to marry them and take on their burdens.
Sometimes its good when they give themselves away
OK, OP didn't say that. But I think it was implied.
So, since you are a woman and as most women probably a whore, we need to zero in on your price here...
What if left had a big house, 2 jags, a small but profitable business and a bank account worth 2,000k?
they do that usually for money and/or attention
Well attention is pretty good.
femanons check out my dick
Get off our board you fucking whale
In that case I would just ride solo for the time being then. Unless I can get the guy on the left to go to gym and start eating right.
Never!
Low self-esteem is unnecesary. Don't let your own insecurities dictate to your preference. Obviously you could take the contrarian opinion to satiate your desire for attention too, but that also stems from low self value.
How would you have sex if you are both so fat your huge belly fat would prevent his tiny dick from reaching your vagina?
Hold all the rolls back, duh
Doesn't even take a hot girl on Sup Forums.
Interesting. Not tempted by wealth. If this wasn't Sup Forums, I would invite you to dinner now. But you are probably a big fat nerd living in mommy's basement anyway. So, bye.
Or just somebody being dishonest, you fucking dingus. I could claim to be a girl and prefer either side for some bullshit reason and you have no way to tell if I'm genuine.
Is that Chico Lachowski?
Are you an idiot? 9/10 would want right... even if the dicks were reversed.
That's what I meant. Sorry, wasn't clear enough. Bye now.
please move away from the equator and only go out at night