Ask A Guy Who Has Slept With Over 200 Sex Workers Anything

Ask A Guy Who Has Slept With Over 200 Sex Workers Anything

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What's the best way to be sure who you are talking to is legit and not LE? Also, you only use escorts or ever hit up the rub and tug?

I've seen escorts, streetwalkers, strippers and girls at AMPs and CDPs. The best way is:

1. Reverse google search the images.
2. Do not discuss price/item.
3. Do not do incalls to women's hotel rooms.
4. When you arrive, simply place the money in an unmarked envelope on the table and ask for a strip dance, without the mention of sex.
5. Do not park in the parking lot of the location/wear non-descriptive clothing.

Or, to avoid all of that, see either:

1. Ladies with many reviews on TER, eccie etc.
2. Trashy sluts who are clearly drug addicted and are so nasty,angry and explicit upon interacting with you that they can't be LE.

As you acquire experience, it becomes easy to spot who's who.

Rug and Tug is safer, but less fulfilling, more expensive and with a wider amount of quality.

Fuck off.

I aspire to be like you, but I can't hide that kind of money spent from my wife. A couple times a year is the best I can do.

Same here. I haven't event dipped my toes in the water though. Although I do have a work trip toVegas in a few weeks so maybe I can finally give it a go.

It's easier than you think pal. Get a small side gig and tell nobody. For me, this was using Upwork and doing a little work. I also declined to share with anyone that I got a raise. Also, you can purchase a big dollar item (let's say a TV that costs $300) off "craigslist" for $60, but say you spent $200. There are loads of little techniques that add up to "freeing" up money.

You can even buy Amazon Gift Cards as "gifts" for somebody, transfer it to a preloaded credit card and see escorts who take that.

Get creative buddy. You can get it done.

You too pal. Do it. Unironically made me much happier than I've ever been.

Enjoy your AIDS, beta boy

I'm clean and happy, thanks.

How do you know if a massage place will do a happy ending? Always been a fantasy of mine to have erotic massages but a couple places I went to refuse anything of the sort.

What kind of places have you been going to? Describe them a bit. It could just be that YOU were refused in the way you went about it, or you are genuinely at the wrong places.

I can't even comprehend this. May God have mercy on your soul. You won't make it into heaven

Why no incalls to hotel rooms?

It's really easy buddy. Try it some time.

LE is much more likely to set up a sting in a hotel vs an outcall to your hotel/home. It's much easier to have an Officer in the adjacent room and lock down what are normally well known hotel entrances. Have multiple witnesses in the form of staff and also achieve a high volume of arrests with the same set up.

The probability of being involved with LE when doing a hotel incall is the highest of all combinations.

If there is a sting is there any way to not get arrested if you smell sometbing fishy? I.e . Them naming specific prices for sexual favors? Have you ever come across anyone like that

Some girls will name prices for sexual favors outright. This doesn't mean it's a sting. Several are just stupid. These same girls will ask you if you're LE, ask you to send dick pics and all kinds of dumb stuff. They're idiots trying to make sure YOU'RE not LE.

There was one instance where I ran into LE. I walked into the hotel and It felt off. The front-desk guy was really staring. I went up the stairs to the room number and a girl opened the door. As soon as I was inside she asked me "If I brought the money to fuck her". This set off alarm bells. I said I actually just want you to dance for me, a private strip show. She said okay and asked again if I'd be paying to fuck her after. I went in to grab her ass and she pulled away. I said just dancing. She said she can't dance for an hour and she thought I was paying for a suck and fuck. I simply got up, without a word and walked out. As I was going down the stairs I heard the door beside hers open and heard somebody whispering to her saying "He didn't say shit.".

I walked a few blocks down to the Mall, bought a new shirt and a hat, put the new shirt over the T-shirt I was wearing and walked around the Mall for a bit, had a meal. Then went to a bar, had a few drinks. Took a taxi back to my car which was a little ways away and drove home.

Next day I got a haircut.

pro-tip: don't fuck hookers and you won't have to worry about that

Smart man. Any advice on how to get the the best bang for your buck (no pun intended) without naming prices for favors

Over how many years?
Best places you've had escorts?

There are a few ways:

1. Build a relationship with a particular sex worker.
If you see her over and over, you will get better service as she is probably hot enough for you, she appreciates the regularity and will cater to you.

2., See drug-users/trashy whores.
Truthfully, this is what I do, since trash-sluts are also my fetish. Girls who openly advertise they "party" or "like to ski" or "are friends with Tina" are much more likely to provide decent service cheaply. I normally lie and say I used to be an addict and then treat them nicely and they really work hard to please me.

3. Working with known women based off of reviews. TER is just meme-shit and money-wasters these days, but you can still get good info there. Depending on where you are, eccie is good. USAsexguide is another place to read and find gems.

4. Taking the gamble and discussing prices for favors. If you're doing an outcall to your hotel with a girl you've seen advertise for a bit, read nothing negative about who's pictures check out - you can take a chance. The odds of LE trying to set up a sting at a random hotel within 1 hour is really low.

5. Going to Brothels.
Normally it's pretty cheap, but relatively non-private. High exposure. Sometimes raided. Most times not.

Remember, you're still paying for their "time", so based on your region you want people that aren't in the upper tier of prices. You will have to compromise either looks, service or price to a certain degree. You can't have it great on all three without some real diamond mining.

My favorite places have been Buffalo, NY, Jamaica and Thailand in that order.

6.5 years.

Any other close calls? Those are away fun to hear about

I'm going over to Thailand for 2 weeks next month and want to fuck my brains out. Any advice?

Pretty easy to catch literally nothing and there a ton of clean girls out there. A ton post once or twice and stop out of regret but if you message them they will just see you.

What's the chance that I'll be arrested?

I'm going next summer. Also want advice. Also nice trips

Very slim.

Give more specifics of what you're into. Fucking traps? Fake tit strippers? White sluts? Going solo? Looking for fun or on some kind of budget fuck mission?

Just looking for fun. I'd be happy fucking hot and decent looking Thai chicks but I think it would be interesting to try fucking a trap at least once.

What do now that back page adult services section is gone?

Just head to Pattaya. Fuck Bangkok. Its a meme. There's a literal Red Light District.

Go to Agogo Club. Then head to Walking Street. Keep your wits about you. Bring your own condoms.

Why did you leave two and a half men? I know it was bad when the mormon fag sperged out, but c'mon dude. Ashton Kutcher???? You suck, Chuck.

It's not gone. It's much harder to use, but all the girls are still there. Read the ads carefully.

If that's too much work, go to the massage section.

I'm pretty sure I saw Charlie once, actually. It was at a brothel in LA. Never went there again because it was unnecessarily expensive and the girls had attitude.

Saw the dude who played Taub from House there for sure though.

Sure. I went to a strip club and got blueballed after the stripper I'd arranged to fuck while there tried to sell a BJ as an additional charge. I got pissed off and walked out. I knew based on usasexguide there were Streetwalkers in the area. After walking I found them. Negotiated price. Went behind bush.

Police sirens rapidly enclosing, pull up my pants and Sprint. Police turn the corner just as I'm out of view. I hear the hook I was with snitching, telling them I went that way. I had to jump over a wall into some business parking lot and run through to double back, essentially running parallel but in opposite direction to the police since the corner was a dead end. I run as fast as I can and in about 5 minutes I hear the siren. I join the line for a bar I see, all sweaty and they drive by. Leave the line to the bar, head back to my hotel, call an escort and do the deed.