Friday night

>Friday night

Why are you here?

It's still daytime.

Watching my wife's son whilst she has drinks with friends.

Nothing better to do

It's day. But I'll be here tonight, I don't get invited to parties.

I'll be here forever.

It's barely 2:30 in the afternoon bane.

But if you must know, I got plastered with my buddy before he moves to saskatoon, which is actually a real place and not the dumbest made up sounding place ever. No offence saskatoques.

Anyway, I drank home made rose and 2 bottles of red wine. I'm not going anywhere tonight. As a matter of fact, I' going to either make or hit up the deli for a big fucking sandwich, and then I might have a nap. Fuck friday night.

>night
Fuck off Canada

>U
burgers detected

Working tomorrow

It's 2:30, not really night yet

I'm here because I spent last night getting hammered at a wrap party and I'm still coming off the hangover

Its tuesday morning...

I went on a date then probably fucked it up even though the girl really likes me

do you guys come to Sup Forums once a month or something?

Can't afford to go out, will do tomorrow though :^)

>Get back from uni
>Ask flatmates if they have plans
>They're all going to Leeds for a fuck off party
>Ton of people I know arrive
>They all fuck off to Leeds and tell me they'll be back tomorrow
>I'm looking at four to six hours of shitposting in my room
Is this what getting cucked feels like

>implying I'd rather be some poor fucking eurobong rather than based American

You do know we never discuss any of your shit here right?

were you not invited? I think alarm bells should be going off pal

Cancelled plans with friends to be alone

Because I feel in charge

""""""""""""""DRINKS"""""""""""""""

Congrats on your android people, Korea.

because im a neet and i sleep through the day

4 u

to suffer

>people

they are penis crippling vaginas with teeth

My gf is out on a date with her bull

GIVE IT BACK DAMMIT

IT WAS OURS

>night
It's still 11:50AM faggot

im making jerky

nice trips

Went through the same thing until I found better people. Get the hell away from them before you get hurt.

>night
kys foreigner

No friends, no boyfriend, nothing to do.

>all these dumb americunts who dont understand time zones.

Praising him

Thyme Zones.

Its like 2 p.m. Where i live

im here to post waifu ;DD

because here we go to school and work on saturday

cunt

wait, what's wrong with being here on a friday night?

Ledecky a cute

*Gags*

it\s 3:30 pm here genius.

I'll be hanging out in my friend's basement, same as every friday night.

Because I don't get to bring friends