Be american

>be american
>go to school
>get shot

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>be european
>go outside
>get raped

>be american
>get homeschooled
>see others get shot
>smile emerges on face

>be muslim
>go to europe
>rape

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>be african
>walk outside hut
>shhhhhheeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiit

>be american
>get homeschooled
>get imprisoned in house by parents

>be Australian
>go to school
>forget to use seatbelt
>fall off planet

>be american
>get shot

yeah, I'd hate to live somewhere that was overrun with nignogs

oh wait

>be american
>OD on fentanyl

he's not updates it, should read zero days now

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>be nigger
>don’t go to school
>shoot other niggers
>nobodygivesashit.exe

kek

>be human
>live on earth
>kill earth

>go to Sup Forums
>see a PR firm posting it's 9 millionth social pressure thread
>repeat every 10 minutes

>be aussie
>go to school
>forget boomerang at home
>crocodile teacher eats my thongs
>sad

underrated post

>be american
>be white
>have micropenis

GUNS ARE NOT THE ISSUE HERE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>own PR firm
>think Sup Forums was ever relevant
>go bankrupt because illuminati doesn’t exist to send checks

>be eurofag
>wish you were american

>Be American
>shot by police

>be indian
>get paid $120k a year to sit at a desk and pretend that I know what I’m doing

>Be Finnish
>Walk outside
>Today's a good gay

>be (you)
>be white
>project insecurities

>>be building
>>meet airplane
>>Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams

Day fucking typo

>be american
>destroy own country
>world is perfect

AHHHH FUCK MY LIFE

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WHY AM I TARDED

>be from Melbourne
>’australia day is racist’
>whitey is to blame for aboriginal’s not having space program
>run over by muslim truck attack
>fuck whitey

> be me
> have a log
> start slidding down throats

AMERICA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

> be edgelord
> go on Sup Forums
> use the word nigger too much

>be american
>be despised by rest of world

lol....pure bullshit.
Indians only get about 2/3 of us salaries and cant code worth shit.

They stand around, smoke, drink coffee, stink up the place and think that they are better than their brothers back in India because they don't have to pick the shit out their ass with their left hand

>use the word nigger
>too much
Pick one.

>muslim truck attack
fucking aussiefats always up the ass of amerifats, trying to be alarmist and sensationalist

some fucker ran over a load of other motherfuckers...with a truck. Shits a piss in the ocean, biatch.

>be Canadian
>have cuck as prime minister
>step outside to kill self

>be American
>caught fucking a teacher
>be homeschooled

>be american
>be despised by rest of world
>doesn't effect me in any way

>complains about the word nigger
>nigger nigger nigger
>nigger nigger nigger nigger
>nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>forgot the rest of the world doesn’t give a shit about the word nigger

Be European, go to the store. Get run over by a peaceful Muslim in a truck.

>be american
>get nuked

> not having a grasp of proper linguistics
> being this autastic

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>be mexican
>work for dirt cheap
>get deported

Kek

> being an edgy edgelord
> edgelord edgelord edgelord edgelord
> edgelord edgelord edgelord
> edgelordedgelordedgelordedgelord
> forgot that you're still a faggot

Kek

*Melbourneites

The rest of Australia is pretty awesome.
We would happy nuke Melbourne if we had any nukes

>be american
>be autistic

>be american
>be mentally ill

>be american
>be inbred

>be american
>get nuked
>just walk away

>be american
>be illiterate

>be american
>nuke japan
>be kings of the world

>never forget I’m a faggot
>so edgy I can split atoms
>
>
>
>
>nigger

>happy nuke

very good user, very good...

>blaming guns for an individual’s decision...

You’re pretty goddamn potato there user... he coulda gone on a stabbing spree too, might have even killed more people because there wouldn’t have been the report of gun fire to alert others to danger. Or he coulda run them down in the parking lot... people who wish to kill, do so by whatever means are possible.

Also he looked pretty Sup Forumstarded to me. Your opinion here appears to be shit

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>be american
>hate self
>die

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burson-Marsteller

>The current CEO of Burson-Marsteller is Don Baer, former communications director for the Clinton administration, who joined the company in 2007 and who replaced Mark Penn as worldwide CEO in July 2012.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kaczynski

>In 1994, Burson-Marsteller executive Thomas J. Mosser was killed by a mail bomb sent to his North Caldwell, New Jersey, home. In another letter to The New York Times, Kaczynski said he "blew up Thomas Mosser because ... Burston-Marsteller helped Exxon clean up its public image after the Exxon Valdez incident" and, more importantly, because "its business is the development of techniques for manipulating people's attitudes."

so wait, is this another burger shoot thats happening now? Or is it a recap of last weeks burger shoot?

Funnily enough, OP didn't blame the guns or the individual, he only described facts that happened.

These poor arguments were so well hammered into that tiny head of yours that you're not even using them in the right circumstances. Dumbass.

If you want to do something meaningful with your life there, go out and help those who need it.
Do not throw your life out of the window, there is a reason for living.
Your death will not be neither special nor remembered, I have seen hundreds of people die in many ways, everybody suffered in their own way. Embrace life You only get 1 chance to express yourself as human.

>be american
>live in third world country

fucking lol'd

>be american
>eat too much
>get fat

My area is about 98% white. Northeast TN fag

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_A._Baer

>and a senior advisor to then-president Bill Clinton who is currently the CEO of Burson-Marsteller, a public relations firm, and Chairman of the Board of PBS.

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>Be Northern Irish
>Get in car to drive to work
>Get blown up

>Be European
>Be victim of genocide campaign directed against you by your own tyrannical government.

>not shooting up the school

What kind of backwards country are you from?

>be american
>be paranoid
>believe anything i read

Obligatory.

>post on Sup Forums
>think it's still the 1970s

>Be European
>Be hopelessly naive

aren't some american states like bumfuck Albania?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEMED I DONT UNDERSTAMND???

>be american
>think european is a race

>be american
>think europe is a country with one government

that country is a shitholle

>be american
>think
pick one

>be indian
>walk outside tipi
>shit on the street

Isn't it really lol

The troubles ended in late 90's, and a mates dad almost died a few years ago in one lmao

fine education you got yerself right there yank

the troubles ended in the 90s, the jokes ended in the 70s.

You had it right, faggot.

>be american
>go to church sunday
>get shot
>go to hospital
>pay insane amonts of money for treatment because 3rd world health care
>return to school after recovering
>get shot
>go to hospital
>pay insane amonts of money for treatment because 3rd world health care
>go to the cinema with friends after recovering
>get shot
>go to hospital
>pay insane amonts of money for treatment because 3rd world health care
>go to a concert when feeling better
>get shot
>go to hospital
>pay insane amonts of money for treatment because 3rd world health care
>take a trip to england with family to make me feel better
>get hit by van driven by muslim
>go to hospital
>free health care fuck yeah
>return to america
>return to school
>get shot
>go to hospital
>die
>family still in debt from health care bills

*started

Don't fool yourselves

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>Be Eurofag
>Get cucked
>Suck dick
>Pay high taxes

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