Confess

Confess.

i want to fuck a cabbage

It wasn't my dog that pooped on my neighbor's lawn. I mean, just smell it, does it smell like curry?

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Yeah, it's comments like that that made Farcebook an unwelcoming place for me.

Talking to two underage females. :^)

I get a kick out of bullying retarded kids

I rubbed my dick all over my sleeping sister and jerked off and came on her when we shared the same bed in a hotel in vegas. That was my proudest fap

Fucked my mom

I've talked at least three people into killing themselves. I get real pleasure from it.

I destroyed a necklace belong to my sister cause I was jealous of it.

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Sometimes I have impure thoughts

Wow, same except for the fucked up rubbing dick scenario.

you monster

i watched an anime called Eromanga sensei, i thought it was okay, i even enjoy some parts.

I hid my sister school project that she worked hard on (she put it on floopy disk) and she had to start all over again

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thats really evil

thats i how feel

i've always kind of wanted to do that when i was younger, i used to talk with adults despite me being like 13 or some shit

I jerk off everyday just because I have no girlfriend I have came to a point where I'm addicted to it

same but have a gf

I jacked off 7 times today

Watched the first episode when it aired and knew it was trash. Didn't even finish it. Whats wrong with you?

end yourself

The idea of a GF scares the SHIT outta me. Lost V card at 25 (year ago) and thought tuggin was 80% the feel. With the false rape charges (personally twice, 17 'n 19), lying and theft, bitchiness, cheating, and otherwise awful nature of women? Id rather jerk... sex dolls are 2k and up though and the idea of a fleshlight turns me off. IDK Sup Forumsros, I feel alone a lot, but women and their lies?? I cant do it. Havent been on a date since my first lay AND HEY, EVEN THAT TURNED OUT TO BE AN AFFAIR. FFS working out, losing weight, studying, vidya, nothing helps. Honestly? I feel worthless for fearing the negatives of women. They just... they dont seem to have positives anymore. I feel almost cracked, broken.

green text???

you have your ball shrink

I'd say lies but dubs say otherwise.

I just peed on myself upside down like a water fountain.

I don't watch Animes so i don't know what animes are good, i just tried that one also my will to live is not that strong.

I actually think Log threads are our savior and protect us from worse forced memes.

I ate my shit, and it tasted great,

Pissed on the wall in a Chilis

I only watch ones people recommend but i feel you

I was born in a brothel

I fingered my gfs lil sister one time (sleeping) she spent the night and gf left to work . Best day ever

Posted this before, but:
I had an affair with a married woman that ended several years ago. I recently Googled her name out of curiousity and found her online obituary. I then found her Facebook page, where she said she loved me, and that her youngest child was mine.
>she committed suicide last June

>yacubians

fuck

I've done that with my niece gg user

Eromanga Sensei is trash that you knowingly consume because you are also trash.

Thats cool, you have a son.

Who has no idea I am his father :/

Why must you remind me

how old is he ?

That was the start of it. I got her on hidden cams after showering and even using the restroom it's a 6 year thing now. She's just too dam hot

Everytime I masturbate I dedicate my climax to the virgin mary.

Sorry.

its not trash...

I look at child porn

thats gay.

gg

about 8?
>how did you know it was a boy?

wish that was me

I'm in outpatient rehab and I'm still drinking every day.
I lie about my progress every day. On the weekends I get shitfaced like usual. I've accepted my defeat. I hope my wife can forgive me.

its always a boy

If you search for anything other than piss and shit in a toilet, you'll get disappointed.

your liver wont

I have sex in the missionary position with the lights off and my socks on. And only for the purposes of procreation

Unironically, try a medium LSD trip. Like 4 hits. There's serious clinical trials that attest to its eroding of addiction.

will you let another man raise him ? or you could wait until he's adult and make him a surprise party :DDDD

I drank last night for the first time in a while. shit sucks. smoke weed instead. at least it's not bad for you

4 hits is medium? I thought 2 hits was a big dose

I like turtles

>smoke weed instead. at least it's not bad for you
Keep telling yourself that.

real shit

I wouldn't mind making contact with him but don't want to ruin his family life, his "father" remarried

Not really. Can be. Depends on the individual. There are real studies online, friend. Take a hard look. Psylocybin seems to help some as well but to a much less understood degree.

Fuck each others asses.

okay but please explain any negative side effects

smoking anything is bad for you. marijuana isn't necessarily bad for a fully healthy person but the act of smoking it is bad, the smoke is just like smoking a cigarette with a few less chems.

few less chems? more like none at all my friend

There are negative effects. Decreased short term memory, decreased motivation, chronic bronchitis (if you're smoking a lot), decreased REM sleep, and the increased apetite can lead to weight gain. All of these will go away once you stop smoking and aren't really serious, but they're still negative effects.

I love smoking and growing and weed btw, but stop with this "it's harmless" meme. It makes all smokers look like retards.

it makes you stupid for one thing. You thinking that breathing toxic smoke into your lungs is not bad for you would be evidence of that.

late response but everything is a chemical and also smoke is bad for your lungs no matter what

¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

You keep tellig yourself that, user...

It was fun until I learned there were guys offering money to fuck me.

Smoking anything is bad for you. Smoke (of any kind) contains hydrocarbons that are a very similar shape to the bases in your DNA. Allowing those into your body is bad for you because they can displace the DNA during cellular reproduction, damaging your DNA permanently. All that being said, I still do it on occasion..

tl;dr smoking anything will fuck your shit up.

I was thinking about cheating on my gf, and have almost done it a few times. I'm not sure I can go through with it now though

I regularly samefag. Including in this thread.