Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums

I'm drunk and going to fuck myself with this (pic related).

How should it go about it?

Eat it.

Start with finger and use lube
if no lube use vegetable oil

Call it skinner and shove it up your ass

I bought that exact same one out on a business trip. I was disappointed on how easy I took it in and regretted not buying the bigger one.

What do we have to roll, come on do it and post pics

Also nice dubs to start

Gonna put some cute socks on and stuff, hold on.

No lube and bang some nails into it

Use lube. Shove in hole/holes.
I have the same dildo.

Another set of dubs and a pic, very cute ass by the way

Not gay, but nice ass.

Dude detected.

Nice ass.

Yep. But a true user never gives up.

Yeah, but half the people here don't give a fuck, and half the other people don't believe girls exist.

Gotta satisfy people somehow

Don't use vegetable oil. Unless you have coconut oil, or chili sesame oil, I wouldn't recommend other oils.

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lube it up with WD-40,

This is what I have, it's water based

>dubs lie, look at the image name compared to OPs and the lube, get out fake OP

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Use Vaseline works better

Fuck off back to discord.

We're getting there

O yea

Soon

hmm

Just wanna see it in your ass, dont care if your a trap an asshole is an asshole

Hurry the fuck up. I need to bust a nut

2 words - reciprocating saw. Strap that dildo to it and fuck yourself silly. Thank me later queenie

Slowly. Using lots of spit for lube. In front of a webcam...

my body is ready

And we're in

christ maybe spend some money on a non-potato camera first? and some lights?

eh those thighs scream trap

Just shoot yourself faggot

A better pic

It's a trap

post pic bent over with dildo in ass, you sissy

These are some unflattering pictures holy shit,

hold on

Show butthole! Spread!

Slightly better

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theres the man taint weve been waiting for.

show cock already

Do you look like a girl or your just a gay guy? Wich would be ok too, just not my taste

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nice

Mhhh yum.. wanna kiss that.. and destroy it..

Please do, It's been far too long since I've had a proper fuck

Good thread.

deepthroat dildo you sissy whore

I have a selection of plugs aswell

I can't go that far :c

I'm working on it, I'm like two thirds down in pic related

Record a vid

i think that is always implied

are you closet trap legs not shaved

It's an older pic, I shave my legs now

And we're done, thank you for being and I shall see you next time I'm drunk and horny~

any tips for aspiring trap

Shave every week or so, face every couple of days.

Eat well and healthily. Exercise the parts of your body you want to grow but not too much. I can't stress eating properly enough, do a bit of research and you'll find some stuff.

For going out, but woman's jeans and cut tops and stuff. Not too obvious more for form fitting than men;s stuff. Find your size too, well fitting clothes do wonders.

The most important thing is finding things you feel comfortable in, be it dresses or shorts. Experiment, try makeup, lipstick, grow your hair out. It'll be shit at first but you gotta put time and effort into anything you do. Love you babs.