>be me
>be like 15 or something
>walk dogs for money during school year
>family with adopted daughter and 2 dogs
>go over on some holiday
>the family isn't there from what I see as usual
>Get doggo ready to go outside
>hear noise
>autistic investigator mode activates
>open door to see girl playing with herself
>ohshitsorry.jpg
>she tells me to come into her bedroom
>hell yeah
>she starts to pull my pants down
>suddenly remember an isis execution video
>forget about it my dick's out and getting sucked
>prolly 100% hard in 3 seconds
>run to get my backpack (had condoms in it)
>put condom on and run back in
>slam my dick into her pussy
>she's a virgin and screams like a cat getting fucked
>calm her down (no blood)
>put my dick back in and fuck for 27 minutes (yes I kept track of time)
>this is how I lost my virginity
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Be me
fake as hell. you're still a virgin and we all know it you faggot. delete this shitty thread you fuck.
if thats how you lost your virginity, why did you have condoms in your backpack?
not op but i carried condoms in my school bag when i was a virgin back in HS. Gotta stay strapped.
^ I'm OP and yes that's the reason why. You never know what'll happen
it’s very obvious you’re new and you’re such a shit story teller.
please delete this thread and promptly kill yourself
horseshit
doesn't know you cant delete threads.
who's the newfag now?
How did you get them though? Older friend?
How new are you?
you can delete threads you fucking retard. please leave my this site
nein
either baiting or a newfag. either way, get the fuck out.
story's probably horseshit, but I bought condoms and usually had one or two in my back-pack before I lost my virginity in HS.
Things that didnt happen:
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^y'all need to grow the fuck up. that's why this website has suck a bad reputation is because you do nothing but hate on other people and post porn and anime shit on here. When someone actually shares a story you get butthurt because you're still fat virgins laying in the basement screaming for some chicken tenders. Fuck this website and fuck the people on it. Seriously stop being so fucking negative people are just trying to have fun.
>^y'all need to grow the fuck up. that's why this website has suck a bad reputation is because you do nothing but hate on other people and post porn and anime shit on here. When someone actually shares a story you get butthurt because you're still fat virgins laying in the basement screaming for some chicken tenders. Fuck this website and fuck the people on it. Seriously stop being so fucking negative people are just trying to have fun.
this actually changed my life i will never shit post again. thanks so much for the insight, however you must be 18 to browse here so after you delete your shitty comment please leave and slit your wrists
Get the fuck outta Sup Forums
This was some 6 or 7 years ago I'm 21 now
Wait, are you serious? There's no age limit on purchasing condoms...
There's no age limit but the cashier can refuse to sell to you