Star Trek thread

Star Trek thread

we discuss favorite episodes, favorite series, where we think STD is going, who we would cast if they remade any of the series today

my favorite series

TNG
DS9
TOS
STD
Enterprise
Voyager

I'm guessing they'll meet Mudd in the Mirror Universe, and maybe Spock.

The Inner Light is my favorite episode. TOS and TNG tie for favorite series. STD is a quite appropriate name for it, because it really is just like a sexually transmitted disease. I wouldn't want them to remake any, remakes suck.

Inner Light and Darmok are my favorite episode

other favorite episodes:
Face of the Enemy
Best of Both Worlds
Yesterday's Enterprise

Past Tense

Carbon Creek

seasons one and two of TOS

Voyager had the occasional great episode, but I could never take Voyager seriously. Star Trek did some weird things with Native Americans (planets of Native Americans in far parts of the galaxy, and TNG had a Native American teach Wesley how to be a space god). but Chakotay wasn't played by a Native American actor, and Chakotay had weird deux ex machina powers. you know, like all Native Americans do

How Sharper The a Serpent's Tooth from TAS was pretty much the best Native American themed episode of Star Trek.

i haven't seen the Animated Series, I'll check it out

i think the next Abramsverse/Kelvinverse movie should cross over with TNG. have the Abramsverse Enterprise find the 1701D in a temporal anomaly. the TNG crew are frozen in time, so the Kelvinverse crew have to figure out the temporal anomaly- just like an episode of TNG. they can access holoprograms of characters from all the other shows for help

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nice

I am not trying to be that guy. But I will be if i have to. How can you consider anything made past 2005 Star Trek? I mean, just because it has the name doesn't really mean much. The new series is shit, and I haven't even seen it. Nor will I ever.

I think this was the best uniform variant

>The new series is shit, and I haven't even seen it

Star Trek is about using diversity to overcome challenges. as long as Star Trek uses diversity to overcome challenges it's Star Trek

so STD uses diversity to overcome challenges, and Star Trek (2009) and Star Trek Beyond also use diversity (I'm counting Uhura, Spock, and Sulu as diversity).

Voyager overcame challenges either by ignoring the Prime Directive or by using stole Borg tech, so mostly isn't Star Trek. Star Trek Beyond was about Chris Pine riding a motorcycle in space with classic rock playing. I'm okay with not counting those as Star Trek

Discovery loses points for only being on the crappy CBS streaming service, but it's pretty good. it's directed by Jonathan Frakes, it's almost as Star Trek as the Orville

agreed

ICHEB POSSE IN DA HOUSE

>be me 12yo
>be in my room naked and beating off to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn
>mom walks in
>what are you doing? are you masturbating to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn?
>her clothes fall off
>she pushes a fist into my anus
>elbow deep with no lube
>reaches round and starts into slapping the end of my dick onto the corner of the desk
>my bowel muscles contracting around her forearm
>head of my dick turning purple, throbbing in agony and pleasure as she forces raw spaghetti down my tiny piss hole and flexes the shaft so it breaks into agonizing shards in my urethra
>I'm fantasizing that Wesley is raping me
>mom is calling me a little faggot as her arm works in and out of me, starting to get lubed with my blood and diarrhea
>she starts biting my nipples til they bleed
>edges me for about six hours that way
>finally it's too much
>the rhythmic pulsing in my intestines combines with the agony in my penis, producing the most unimaginably intense orgasm
>I ejaculate about six pints of preteen semen into my hamster's cage, drowning the poor animal
>collapse panting, nearly blacked out from the intensity of the painful orgasm
>blood oozing from my ruined penis and I will never hold be able to my feces in ever again
>she stands over me and releases a torrent of scalding hot urine over me then defecates into my open mouth
>I swallow it down greedily and managed to stammer out the words "thank you so much mom" as she kicks me in the stomach
>before she leaves, she forces the still-twitching corpse of my semen-drenched hamster into my gaping and prolapsed rectum then mashes it to a paste by inserting a baseball bat into me
>I sit up and see all my friends have been watching and taking photos and videos of my torture
>best day ever

borg?

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tell me you've never masturbated to Weslay, see if I believe you

this is where it's at, young user

I definitely masturbated to this as a kid.

>I ejaculate about six pints of preteen semen into my hamster's cage, drowning the poor animal

jolene blalock was hot in the day. seven of nine was hottest, but troi and t'pol were hot

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supposed one of the Game of Thrones actors writes Beverly-Wesley fanfic. mostly holodeck stuff

Voyager is not half bad, and especially compared to the more recent series.

That was the Traveler posing as a Native American.

Yvonne Craig:
the original green girl in star trek, and the original batgirl

Enterprise reboot when?

i know, but the traveller is really a native american. just like chakotay can turn into a bird and fly away from danger. star trek writers believe native americans have magic powers

nice

unfortunately, CBS makes money off of STD by forciing fans to buy their streaming service. hopefully netflix or hulu can buy the rights, or buy CBS. i would love to see a new series, maybe set right after the dominion war

From what I've watched so far of discovery it looks like it was written by a 'follow up my story post' on the social justice page of Reddit by a bunch of Big Bang Theory fans that have never watched Star Trek.

You can watch it on Netflix in Europe

the first two Abrams movies were good for the franchise, they brought new fans to Star Trek. I think the Orville writing and production team should do the next Star Trek series

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Oh fuk. Lost.

Quentin Tarrentino is writing an r-rated Star Trek movie, supposedly based on Yesterday's Enterprise but with lots of klingons. do you think we'll get busty naked klingon women? like troi-seven-t'pol busty?

Empire Strikes Back is the best one but I didn't think the new one was bad.

I personally thought that the first two reboot Treks were pretty solid, but that last one was fucking horrible.

better than the starwars movies post disney

i'm a Star Wars fan as well as a Star Trek fan

the thing about Star Wars is that it's about looking for meaning. the Force is a thing that connects all living beings, even whiny Anakin is connected to everything

there is another thing that makes Star Wars cool, the Jedi. the important thing about the Jedi is they are the militant order for a peaceful religion about harmony and understanding. in real world history, some religions had a military to advance their interests. these militant orders conquered lands and crushed rival religions, in the name of ideology. so the jedi are cool because they are the militant order for harmony with the universe and understanding

one of the problems with Last Jedi is that it says everything in the previous eight Star Wars movies doesn't matter- the Force doesn't matter, the Jedi don't matter, making meaning of existence through a connection and a shared meaning doesn't matter. the other problem is there is no internal consistency- there is no gravity in space but bombers drop bombs, a mechanic is a better pilot than the Resistance's best pilot, Del Toro knew Holdo's plan to sneak rebels onto Krait even though there was no way for him to know that. it's like rian johnson just used every scene he ever wanted to film, in no particular order. and he managed to undo everything good from the previous eight movies while spending half the movie on the casino planet, then he topped it off with the worst at-at/starfighter/skimmer battle in the franchise and then the most boring lightsaber battle in movie history

agreed. Abrams is a huge Star Trek fan, and he brought new fans to the series. the Fast and Furious director they got for Beyond probably had never seen Star Trek before he started directing it

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The best star trek movie. Still watch it at least once a year.

far and away the best, although Voyage Home and First Contact are really great

So THAT'S what happened! I liked how the first movie set everything up, ie. hey, this is not a remake, things WILL be different, same characters for the most part, but all new adventures. The casting was pretty awesome as well. The second one....fucking awesome. I loved BC as Khan. And then that third piece of crap. Is there going to be a fourth, or are they done?

BTW, how hard must it suck to be Zoe Soldana these days? Did a good job in the three Star Trek movies, having a ball as Gamora in the MCU, and about to get going with the Avatar films again. Jesus.

Ricardo Montalbans finest hour. You can't have a good film without a good villain, and he fucking NAILED it.

the superior intellect

Quentin Tarrrentino is writing the script for an r-rated Star Trek. he said he's basing it off of Yesterday's Enterprise, and it will have Klingons

now that we have a republican president, we can have hispanic actors play characters who are intellectually superior to whites. maybe we'll get another Khan style Star Trek villain

Forced my ex gf to watch it once, she was fucking with her phone until ricardo's first scene than she was glued to the tv till the end.

But of course! He is Khan after all.

>favorite episode
>TOS
>City On The Edge Of Forever

>must have Borg loli
fapfapfap

LET ME BE YOUR GATEWAY

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that was a god-tier episode

noice

"Jim, Edith Keeler must die."

haha, madre de dios

my idea for a new Star Trek series- Star Trek Genesis. have a semi-stable wormhold to another galaxy, and StarFleet is experimenting with new technology there. it's another galaxy, so they can experiment with the phase cloak, phase torpedoes, and the Genesis effect without violating treaties.

Stardate 47391.2. Best episode.

U wut m8. The 3rd new star trek movie was the best one of the remakes. The actors finally got their characters right, it was the first one that actually felt like a star trek film and not just a generic sci-fi action movie. Also the one with khan not khan was super lame. The 1st one was ok but not great, I did like and appreciate the gutsy plot line though.

>wormhold
May be a typo, but I like it! Actually more descriptive than the correct spelling!

typo. but it sounds cooler than wormhole, agreed

the idea of exploring a different galaxy (maybe they're not sure which galaxy it is) and the wormhole/wormhold only opens every few months combines elements of TOS, TNG, and Voyager. the weapon development is something from DS9. there's an episode of DS9 where the Defiant fights an Excelsior class ship. the Defiant has armor it's not supposed to have, and the other ship has quantum torpedoes. when things started to get ugly with the dominion war, every starship captain started upgrading their ships with non-Geneva convention approved tech

so Genesis would be about overcoming challenges with diversity- it would be a Galaxy class ship with two Defiant type ships that dock with it. one of the defiants would be devoted to science and exploration, the other would be devoted to weapons development. lots of diversity and different races, maybe a member of the Q continuum as a crew member. the Q wouldn't have Q powers in the other galaxy

That does work, doesn't it? Wormhold. A stable wormhole and the outpost next to it.

A Q who puts aside his powers (but not his knowledge) to learn about mortals and mortality. That could work.

>phase cloak
They don't use cloaks because hiding spaceships is a dumb thing to do in a TV show. Moving to a new galaxy won't solve that problem.

Enterprise
DS9 (as soon as they get the Defiant)
TNG
Voyager
TOS
Haven't seen the new one yet but from the scenes I saw I doubt I like it.

Loved all episodes with battles in them. Hated all episodes where it was about feelings or religion, especially everything involving Bajor.

Hated everything that involves Data with feelings or Geordi without the Visor. Also hate everything without classical roles, for example I hate female captains.

Quark was the best character ever.

cloaks hide ships from enemy ships, which is useful because Star Trek aliens have three constants:
aliens are militaristic and will fight humans
all aliens can interbreed
Riker and Kirk will try to bang all aliens

the phase cloak let the Pegsus pass through matter. a phase torpedo could pass through shields and explode inside an enemy ship- kind of like the hollow point bullets they sell at the Ammo Mart, a phase torpedo would blow something up from the inside

maybe the Q power work differently in the other galaxy, or maybe there could be a Q who gives up their powers and another Q who is exploring how their powers are different there

another idea is a cyborg with replicator and transporter technology builit into her. she can create items and even teleport short distances. there will be an occasional episode where most of the technology doesn't work, and the cyborg has to figure out how to use her cyborg tech to fix things. she would be like Seven, all tits and ass and technology

Why would you even bother with photon torpedos in the star trek universe.

A shuttlepod going faster than the speed of light should be able to wreck anything in your path.

Come on, what do you think this is? Star Wars?

Star Trek has internal consistency, which means they've established that ramming ships kamikaze style is not super effective. photon torpedoes weaken the shields of a ship, so after that more photon torpedoes and phasers will get through

the thing about ramming at hyperspeed/warp speed is that it's bad from a story perspective. if you can beat any opponent with a kamikaze attack, it makes spaceship battle pointless. it's why Star Trek only used Kamikaze attacks in DS9, and it takes several gem'hadar fighter kamikazes to take out a cruiser. and the good Star Wars movies don't use kamikaze attacks. even the prequels didn't use kamikaze attacks. Last Jedi is several steps below the prequels

my favorite episode was Love Boat: TNG

it's not really Love Boat without Khan (Ricardo Montalban)

ENT > VOY > Everything else.

set a course for... love

actually, you can judge a Star Trek series by the number of episodes with Nazis. when a series isn't very good, they fight the Nazis to get viewers interested. TNG and DS9 had zero Nazi episodes, TOS had one, Voyager and Enterprise each had two. the more Nazi episodes there are, the worse the series is- which ranks it TNG, DS9> TOS>Ent,Voyager. if we count the Terran Empire as Nazis, that places STD as the worst, since the entire series is about the Terran Empire

I like ENT and VOY since they didn't have the liberal douchbag Patrick Stewart as the captain. TNG was good until you see all the political themes in it. VOY at least minimizes the leftist shit. Picard was just too much of a faggot.

At the end of the day, Star Wars > Babylon 5 > Star Trek. Star trek sucks because it all just boils down to a bunch of ethics lessons for young leftists. Every episode is just some stupid example of "doing the right thing". Star Wars and Babylon 5 were better because they were more honest and realistic rather than being like a kid's book with violence. Also, Star Wars at least had the courage to kill off important characters.

that makes The Animated Series on par with TNG and DS9

you must not have seen Last Jedi. good for you, you have the strength of character to resist seeing the worst movie in movie history

the value of diversity is not just for leftists, even though leftists tell people only liberals value diversity. may main complaint about Voyager is Chakotay, the first Native American ship captain in Star Trek and he was about made up religious stuff. and the actor wasn't Native American- that was 90s diversity, not real diversity but it gets credit for being diversity

>you must not have seen Last Jedi.
I did and it sucks. But you can't let it taint the whole series. Even though it sucked, at least it killed off 2 significant characters(Allahu Akbar and Luke) - something that Star Trek doesn't have the courage to do. Too much shit always goes well in Star Trek to the point where all it is is a bunch of techno-Deus-ex-machinas.
>"Lets see, we can get out of this situation by re-callibrating the foreward plasma array to emit a burst of anti-tachyon beams via a subspace disruption"
For fucks sakes, that crap gets old quickly.

original and tng are the shit!

TNG is the epitome of Star Trek to me. Sure, there's no Spock, or Bones, or Scotty or Kirk, but I enjoy the characters a lot more than TOS. Picard is such a good captain, as well.

i think Ackbar (we need a tarp) was killed off screen. and Luke was killed to distract you from the fact that nothing that mattered happened in the movie- Snoke died but we don't know any more about where he's from, the Resistance is still on the run, the First Order is still running the galaxy. the only change is that Rey has to compete with Rose to be Mary Sue, and Rose is now the best pilot in the galaxy (because....bad writing? bad directing?)

TNG had episodes with Spock, Bones, and Scotty. and Kirk was killed by a bridge in Generations

Star Trek Generations starts with captain on the bride and ends with bridge on the captain.

>Picard is such a good captain
didn't hold a candle to Jellico
>got Troi to wear her god damned uniform, and she continued to do so for the rest of the series
>got Riker to obey direct orders
>got the Enterprise, the Federations most advanced warship, ready for war
>saved Picard's sorry ass, and billions of others, by bringing about a quick end to the war

>i think Ackbar (we need a tarp) was killed off screen. and Luke was killed to distract you from the fact that nothing that mattered happened in the movie- Snoke died but we don't know any more about where he's from, the Resistance is still on the run, the First Order is still running the galaxy. the only change is that Rey has to compete with Rose to be Mary Sue, and Rose is now the best pilot in the galaxy (because....bad writing? bad directing?)
Apart from the Mary Sue shit, most of that is very realistic. In real life, important people die. You'd rarely see that in star trek and, when you do, its never the leftist 'teacher'(eg Picard) who dies but instead just some less important person. While Voyager did suck due to the shoehorning of diversity, at least it didn't have a raging liberal main character like in TNG.

To give you an idea of how stupid Star Trek is, just look at the issue of robots. Data and Lore are superior in every way to everyone else yet, for some magical reason, more like them aren't built. In Star Wars, there's at least an explaination as to why AI don't rule things(humans found out the hard way that you have to keep robots on a leash) while Star Trek just imagines that you can't build more than 3 fucking sentient robots.

that's all true, but Jellico is a boring captain. Troi wearing a real uniform was lame, Riker obeying orders was boring, Enterprise is boring as an orderly and well run ship. Riker bones every alien, Beverly banged a space ghost, Troi hooked up with a few alien dignitaries and the occasional ensign. even Data and Yar got it on. a well disciplined ship doesn't have interesting adventures. and no matter how much trouble Picard and crew got into, they could usually fix it by rerouting main power through the primary deflector array

one of the few complaints about TNG was no red shirts. in TOS, you knew a situation was serious when red shirts got killed. in TNG, you knew an enemy was serious when they kicked Worf's ass. but Worf, the ultimate Klingon badass, got his ass beat two out of every three episodes. TNG did to Worf what Voyager did to the Borg- made him a joke

I think TNG should have done what South Park did with Kenny, they should have killed off Wesley every episode. instead of "OMG, they killed Kenny" it would be "thank god, someone killed Wesley"

made me kek. thanks.

Star Trek and Star Wars handle important character deaths, and character death in general, very differently. DS9 killed millions of characters who were not named characters, and at least a dozen named characters. TNG hit the reset button every episode, so death was rare

before Last Jedi, Star Wars used to death to advance the story- Obi Wan died to save Han Solo, Luke, et al. Jabba died because there was only one female under the age of 40, and Luke and Han were already chasing after her. and good guys don't die, they become one with the force and appear as force ghosts

Last Jedi sucked for lots of reasons, but it used to death as a way to distract viewers from how the story doesn't go anywhere. deaths in Last Jedi are meaningless, because the story and the characters don't mean anything in Last Jedi

>STD is going
>STD
usually stds are transmitted sexually, and eventually become drug resistant

Queen to Queen's level 3?

they should have a two part story arc in the next series about space stds. there could be stds named after Riker, Kirk, Quark, and Voyager

Hottest chicks from the only series' I'm familiar with:

TNG: Cheryl McFadden
DS9: Nana Visitor
V: Roxann Dawson

What can I say, I tend to prefer the girls most guys overlook. Nothing against Troi, Dax or Seven, but a) I'm addicted to gingers and b) I just thought Jeri Ryan was overrated.

Won't get into fave episodes because I'm not familiar with OS, haven't seen EVERY episode of TNG, and don't really care for V.

As it stands, I'm actually watching DS9 from start to finish- just watched S4E1 tonight, in fact. So far, I think DS9 is the best in the series. When I'm finished with that, I'll give the first few episodes of V a chance, but right now I'm put off by Neelix (he's fucking useless) and THERE ARE NO BLACK VULCANS!!! Vulcans are GREEN!

Holy shit, dafuq episode was THAT?!

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You really need to brush up on your cheesy 70's tv shows, Padawan. Ricardo Montalban was on Fantasy Island, not Love Boat.

STD. Ha!

>trying this hard to come across as edgy

>Every episode is just some stupid example of "doing the right thing".

Forgive me for asking, but what's so terrible about "doing the right thing?"

If you're old enough to remember it, you must have hated GI Joe & Transformers in the 80's. Nothing but "doing the right thing."