Ladyboner thread

Ladyboner thread

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Sauce? I wanna bone her.

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I like, you got more like this?

that's sort of motivational

that's not a look of lust... that is a look of murder. She wants to beat the fuck out of the worlds biggest pussy, and I'd pay good money to watch her do it.

>that fucking guy

Yeah...thats a look of disgust

Those two would make beautiful children
I want them to fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=WYmXVG4dN14

An entire video

I wonder if the guys on stage could smell her juices flowing?

Sauce.
youtu.be/1WhQ-AEZovE

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god damn the reporter was having an orgasm the whole time
really hope his wife was nice enough to offer a three way

>a woman has never looked at me this way

Just...

Reporter would be in for a nasty surprise though once she discovers he has a tiny dick due to his muscle drugs

That look is "I want have man who can see his own dick without having to look into a mirror throw me down like the Eastern Euro trash hooker I am."

What a letdown - this kind of ruined it for me. She was actually crying, not turned on.

>tiny dick
Dude had a decent enough sized bulge
And his wife is taller than him, clearly he's got some meat

I used to date a dude into steroids. His dick was huge but he had little tiny balls. For real. He was an asshole

Steroids boost testosterone production to the point where a man is constantly aggravated.

His balls shrink because his body thinks they don't need them anymore due to the artificial testosterone being injected into them

I just started going to the gym Sup Forums.
My cousin is a total chad and is training me. I'm not in the worse shape so I've already started to see results. Hope to get a few looks come festival season this summer.

That's not how it works.

>Tiny balls
>Huge dick
Yes...but pray tel user, did his dick still work? And was it better or worse than all natural dick?

Thank you, mr skeletal

No, His dick would be prob normal size.

Infact if you lose a bunch of body fat. The padding at the base gets smaller making his dick Longer.

It's the balls that shrink up like 2 pennies in a leather purse.

Forgot to add that I meant I noticed the steroids affected his balls adversely, not his cock

Both worked fine. He hadn't used steroids in years so his body I would assume stabilized out hormonally?

And... His cock was girthy not like crazy 12 inches or anything.
I've had better non steroid using partners in bed. Noticed that they have more stamina if they lift weights tho.
I don't really go for muscley dudes, it's just what I've noticed over the years.

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PSA for fags that don't take aids seriously.

>I don't really go for muscley dudes, it's just what I've noticed over the years.
Overly muscly no, that just looks weird.
Best man body types are the MMA or calisthenics guys. Fit but not skeletal like marathon runners or overly massive like bodybuilders

No thats lust. You beta cucks wouldnt know.

She's probably disgusted by that manlet.
Girls are more attracted to average, but tall guys like me.

shes wondering so yeah what state was that again that he is governor of?

Yes! Lean and strong legs and core for fuck times

NO IDIOT. HIS WIFE IS RIGHT NEXT TO HER. THEY ARE LIFE LONG FRIENDS AND SHE'S HAPPY FOR HIM YOU DUMB FUCK

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AS A CANADIAN I CAN'T STAND THE FUCKING GUY. BUT I DID JUDO WITH HIM. HE'S VERY GOOD LOOKING, LIKE REALLY FUCKING GOOD LOOKING. HE'S ALSO TALL AND STRONG,

Supposed to be a ladyboner thread and you faggots derailed it after 3 images to argue about post steroid dick size

SURE IT IS FAT FUCK. SHE PROBABLY WET HER XXXL PANTIES.

You don't even know what you have. Can we trade you trump ?

homo sez wha?

>virgin detected

some women, when they get horny you can smell them getting wet.

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It's not like she's some random woman, she's on stage for a reason. Most likely she's there in some official capacity. There's a guy to her right doing the exact same thing.

Justin....was your biological father fidel, rod Stewart or Pierre? Maggy was a hussey

FUCK THAT. WHO WANTS TO LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FAT FAGGOT? HIS FACE IS REPULSIVE.

THEY ARE ALL FUCK UPS BUT I DON'T WANT TO THROW UP WHEN I SEE MY LEADER.

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then clearly that limp dick faggot aint what shes looking for

TAKE A WILD GUESS 300 POUND FAT ASS???

this is why all of these threads about nofap and not depleating your T is meaningless to me - been snipped for 6 years now. I can cum until I'm dehydrated and same T levels.

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FUCK, A HORSE GETS MORE PUSSY THAN I DO.

underrated post

I'd rather have a hideous hog-beast with good policies than a pretty boy feminist who's handing over my country to mudslimes...

London
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gladly. better him than a cuck for prime minister. You americunts don't know how good you have it with Trump

> official capacity
low level eye candy

LOL.
MORE MUSLIMS ENTER USA IN 2017 THAN CANADA.

NICE TRY THOUG FAT FUCK.

49,000 INTO USA

3,675 INTO CANADA


YOU WERE SAYING BIG MAC KING?

id rather live in reality than make up fake memes to reinforce my delusions

I can smell the cocaine.

black sails

DON'T HATE THE PLAYER...HATE THE GAME

what's with all the caps, did you break your shift key pounding your keyboard covered in cheeto dust?

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that doesn't even make any sense within the context of what I just said.

REALITTY?

WHO NEEDS REALITY.

BAN MUSLIMS. FAIL

BUILD A WALL. FAIL

REPEAL OBAMACARE. FAIL


YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO TIRED OF FAILING .

WHAT THE FUCK IS CHEETO DUST? IS THAT WHAT'S MAKING YOUR LEADER ORANGE?

>id rather live in reality
>argue politics on Sup Forums
>live in reality
>pick one
You faggots are pathetic.

ANOTHER FAIL FAT ASS.

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Too bad you got a dumb piece of shit who is as dumb as you

For starters, I'm 6'2 and 160 lbs. Which is embarrassing as I look like a starving skelinggon which is also embarrassing but at least I'm not the product of an affair with rod Stewart

Trudeau is nothing but a pretty face. he's cucking my country to the trannies and rapefugees

SO sweet! Heartwarming, actually!

DON'T HATE THE PLAYER..HATE YOUR FAT ASS FATHER FOR MAKING YOU A FAT ASS WIMP.

I lol'd

thread is too boring with all you dumb fucks

>gifs_that_prove_that_girls_lust_over_guys_too_11.gif
Implying anything in backstage WWE interviews isn't acted/fictional.

I KNOW. BECAUSE IF YOU WERE YOU WOULD EVEN MAKE SENILE OLD MEN WET,

you baby food face fucktards will argue over anything

Your caps lock is on.

*Fidel Castro

SURE HE IS.

RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT.
RECORD ECONOMIC GROWTH
RECORD GDP
LOWEST CRIME IN DECADES


THAT'S A LEADER...

As a leaf, I apologize for this.we're in this situation together

SURE FAT FUCK. I CAN SMELL THE DIABETES ON YOU.

I know Trump is great isn't he

Sounds like the USA under Trump TBH

It is meaningless.

No fap is only good if you are addicted or something. Otherwise, it's good to fap.

LETS FACE IT: BOTH ARE FUCK UPS AND THE ECONOMIES ARE DOING WELL DUE TO CHINA AND INDIAN INVESTMENT.

FUCK Y'ALL FAT FUCK.

And no, this image isn't photo shopped.

We're going to have to add Canada to the travel ban list soon.

Those menus pass through so many hands and they just sit them on their plates.

You've got problems mane.

Nahh, that's a catered event. Those menus will be used once and thrown away.

SO DID IVANKA'S TITS.

SHE'S SO UGLY BTW.

quads of truth

WHY? THERE HAVE BEEN MORE TERRORIST ATTACKS IN USA THAN CANADA

Yeah... no thanks...