ITT: Things Tinder taught you

ITT: Things Tinder taught you
>pic related
>7" dick
>meet 5'2" chick
>fuck for 2.5 hours between 2 sessions
And that's how I learned to never raw dog a short chick with an IUD
>this is day three

nigga did you go full retard and bareback a tinder whore?

Worst feeling in the world when it lines up directly with urethra.

Med student here...That looks like early on set infection, most likely HPV

>7" dick

I laughed out loud.

Why are you twisting it?

congrats on your herpes idiot

Been there.
This.
For a fucking med student you're pretty stupid.

Pics of the girl?

What does an IUD have to do with VD?

Wasn't my brightest moment. We'd had great conversation/chemistry on the first date (7 hours). It kinda just happened and nothing came of it so I'mma keep raw dogging it
>Hurdur student here
Cute but my ex/FWB (not tinder chick) is actually in med school
I fucked my own dick raw fam

Those are definitely just friction cuts. I got some right now from frequent masturbation without lotion. Should go away in a few days.

>small dicked virgins
When you rub your dick against plastic for 2.5 hours you're going to irritate the skin

2.5 hours? with a 7 inch dick? im more worried about her honestly

...

I've met 6 people that managed to get an STD from using tinder.

This is why I only date virgins.

I have an IUD, and my BF fucks me without a condom; his dick never looks like that. You're not supposed to feel the IUD, if you do, she's got it in wrong.

Look man I've been there too.
Just get yourself tested man; cuts and abrasions do increase the risk of STI transmissions.
>Don't be a fool
>Wrap your tool

ITT: a bunch of dudes who don't fuck and don't recognize friction burns.

Side note: if she has something you're like 20 x's more susceptible now. Won't k ow for another week or so though.

Not a Proud fact but ive raw dogged many girls from the club/tinder the worst ailment that i received was a yeast infection which cleared up with some cream

fuck it - ive had all sorts of sti's. They all sort them selves out eventually with some antibiotics - unless she gave u hiv or super gonoreia.

They look like friction sores. gone in a week

Tits or GTFO

My dick is above average
I've fucked 2 chicks with IUDs and could feel both of them. The tinder chick was slightly smaller and easier to top out than the other (hence my raw ass dick)

Meh she really wanted a hard dicking
She took the next day off and almost took today off. Hasn't really stopped talking about it

>nothing came of it
You realize STDs and children take more than three days to show up right?

My wife was 4'9. We ultimately had to have the copper IUD removed. It bit like a snake, even after two adjustmens.

So you don't get out much, do you?

>IUD
ah man, my gf has a "tilted uterus," and that bitch sticks out her cervix sometimes. When she's on top that fucking thine pricks the shit out my god damn dick, right in the fuck piss hole. Most uncomfortable feeling ever is when that thing pings you like a god damn sub in a radar. The worst part is that she only orgasms when she's on top, my dick isn't big enough to make her cum in any other position.

That isn't always true.. Herpes can show 3 days after infection.

you raw dogged a chick you met on tinder. That may have been one of the stupidest things I've ever read. Dude the cesspool of STD's you could have just exposed yourself to is fucking crazy. God speed

lol looks like the start of a syph infection...

Good call bro. Only ever fucked virgins. One night of sex is not worth a lifetime STD. Herpes type 2, stays with you for life and you can get that even fucking with a condom. Some of the herpes type 2 sufferers out there are fucking dying. My mate just contracted it a year ago. Gets 2 - 3 outbreaks a month. Each outbreak lasts 4-5 days. He's legit thinking of killing himself

So you dont read much do you. Or know anything of whats out there. Go do the research mate

Dude you dont know if nothing came of it. Y9ou could have herpes and not know it. Go research HSV2 you fucking retard.

>herpes type 2 specifically
All forms of herpes stay with you for life. Ever have shingles or a cold sore? Guess what, you're fucked till a vaccine comes out. I get cold sores, and an unlimited supply of valtrex, still afraid of eating out my chick.

If you're fucking your own dick raw you either are lubricating like a mindless retard or you're lying.

If your dick looks like that she probably looks like shredded beef at this point. Use some K&Y dumbass.

He has to wait about 3 months now for a valid test. No point checking now.

Yeh that sucks man. Look into theravax. I think this could be the closest thing to a cure in the next 5 years.

In what text book or even google image search does HPV present like that? Ill save you some time, it dosent. Most people who get it dont have any symptoms at all (especially men). I've had it for 18 years and never once have had a symptom.

Is that for HSV 1 or 2? Cause some of these are specifically for 2 or 1.

where is the plastic in the vagina tell me

this is the future generation of doctors

those are not soft threads. It's like fishing line. when you hit it with your urethra it is unpleasant to say the least.

>having sex
you're all fucking idiots,

this. it is supposed to "curl" around the cervix so you "don't feel it". Always felt it and if you do it long/often enough you can get pretty raw.

Your fucking retarted. And btw pro tip if ur girl ever gets one tell her to trim it cuz I refused to fuck her pussy while that thing impaled my dick so it was just anal for a while kek

herpfag here. feelsbadbros. never trust any woman

type 1 is minor compared to type 2.
>"More than 3.7 billion people under the age of 50 – or 67% of the population – are infected with herpes simplex virus type 1"
It doesn't even show up in a lot of people. You can have it and never get a sore.

is this bait

yes we can, everytime. little dicks probably can't

I have phimosis pretty bad and my girl has the marena or h/e you spell it. I'm above average so it's already painful but her she's had to get her shit readjusted three times already by the doctor.

I feel your pain op, the phimosis friction + her tight ass fucking pussy (she's short as well, 4'11, combined with slamming my dick against that shit leaves my dick hurting for a bit after, mostly because like you I can go at it for hours.

I love her though, so it's pretty worth it to see her not be able to walk straight for a day or two after I go pretty hard.

Holy shit, man. I feel you.
Wife and I wanted to fuck bad, but had no clean towels, and she had some heavy flow on her period. So we did a little high-school tier dry humping. Well, the clothes came off, and it was basically just me rubbing against her. My dick slid, and ended up rubbing against her asshole, and she's SUPER into a little bit of pressure down there (She won't do anal, complains it hurts too much), so I just said "fuck it", and started grinding on her asshole as much as I could, and tried to sneak a couple tip-slips in from time to time.

Everything was fucking great, and then I started to feel a little discomfort. But fuck it, I wanna cum, so I keep going. But then I realize I can't cum, because now my dick is super sore. So we decide to go to bed, and I think nothing of it.

I wake up the next morning, the underside of the head of my dick, and a small portion of the head of my dick? GIANT fucking friction burn from the bedsheet. Took me 4 days for all the scabbing to come off, and I still have a tiny scab on the head. Literally the worst dick injury I've sustained since high school. (Tried fucking a really skinny girl on my washing machine, she slid off and bent my penis in half.)

Shit is not fun, man.

Started to raw a notorious slut since last December cus she was 100 on that birth control shot, let me cream as much as I wanted. Recenlty I’ve been having extreme headaches, nausea, and moments of sudden weakness for a while now and I’m waiting for my my Blood test results to come in.
Doctor made it very clear I completely fucked up and could possibly be HIV Positive.
Learn from my mistake Sup Forumsros
They’re hot, fucking without it is the BEST SHIT.
But HIV? Scared it of my fucking mind as we speak.

Uggggh fuck. My girlfriends does that thing where when she gets really turned on, or mid orgasm, it'll poke out for a split second? And my dick just BARELY grazes it. My body pulls an instant "NOPE", and my dick tries to turtle up.

I NEED HELP I HAVE THE SAME THING. I’m going in for an STD TEST TOMORROW AND THE DERMATOLOGIST THURSDAY.

Thank you for being the example that probably saved me from having my dick shrivel and fall off of me. Already caught mono from some bitch and I still feel it after 3 and a half months

Just based on probability, it is very unlikely you have HIV unless she is a mega slut or shoots heroin. You could also have mononucleosis, etc.

this has unfortunately happened to me before and what i learned is to WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM

Mono is fucking worse than HIV I swear to god

Yea but dude come on conforms suck

Condoms**

Seeing how small a mans cock can actually be makes me feel much better about mine

Mega slut that fucked 2 of my cousins and heard she fucked a few for cash/gifts from dudes. and she started hitting pooky last October. Still doesn’t have any meth mite scars yet but she’s getting there.

I've had the same thing happen after several hours of dry humping. Fucking college freshman dorms....

Always used a condom, here in LA bitches are really up with using them, once I started to fuck this chick raw, I decided that I’m never fucking going back.

I’m still young so not a lot of the girls have diseases yet but you still gotta be careful some dirty dick niggas be running around new york

When it comes to herpes, doesn't matter if you use a condom. that shit spreads so damn easily it's not even funny.

Mono is a form of herpes. Unfortunately i still feel like shit after months

if you had worn a condom, you wouldn't be in this situation right now

>virgin
>one day start getting warts on my foot and hands
>they clear up
>get an inflammation on the shaft of my dick
how the fuck

I don't know anything about this, but someone tell me if this is the same as the STD genital warts i somehow contracted myself or if its not something to worry about .

How do you lot with STDs even go about it? Do you just lie? Or do you get with girls already drunk or desperate enough to not notice?

>Virgin

either you're making that part up, or what you say is true, but you may drew the short stick and you were born with it.

It's a yeast infection bro. Been there done that get some ketoconazole cream.

> mono is literally nicknamed the kissing virus
> iF u hAd wOrE a CoNdOm

I never had anything like that until a year ago

Riskiest thing I've done is making out with a stripper while she dry-humped me, and that was after the initial stuff started showing up anyway.

shingles is just a resurgence of the chickenpox. outbreaks can be decades apart or never happen at all.

and go ahead and eat out your chick, I do. make sure you've been COMPLETELY healed for at least seven days though, ten to be sure.

Makes me feel good about being a pussiless cave dweller, i've fapped to some really good animated porn and i've fucked some whores here and there, and fapping almost always feels better. LOL @ Escorts being cleaner than tinder whores i guess u get your moneys worth.

Sex is meaningless to me because i make myself feel the best, unless i meet some freaky girl who sucks dick like a vacuum cleaner i rather spend time at home fapping to the best my imagination can muster up, than going out to random tinder/club whores and ending up some dirty fuckboy wit a twisted dick on Sup Forums lol

Now relationships is probably why i should go out and i have no future in that so i wish u luck on that sex filled escapade OP wear a jimmy next time retard.

must had been a nasty ass stripper if that is what all it took.

Wouldn't have that problem if your parents didn't mutilate you.

>condoms won't protect against herpes

Wait, WHAT??

She may of just had a really dirty pussy.
I get yeast infections and itchy rashes sometimes when i fuck chicks who have really small pussies.
And that med student in the thread is full of shit if it were herpes it would be blistering before it goes to open sores.

That's 100% herpes.

An IUD is inside the fucking uterus. Your dick did not touch it.
You are retarded

What state chode

That's what happens when u jerk it dry for hours on end you dirty faggot

How is it herpes. My girlfriend and I are the only ones who each other. She lives with me. Is it possible I can touch something like a steering wheel and jerk off afterwards and get it??

I made sweet love to short girl with iud and beautiful 12" dick ended up mangled
Pic relate

Depending on how "new" it is, the support strings can still be straight and hurt like hell when rubbed against.

dam yer cock is fucked mate

Why did you post a picture of some else's dick OP? Because that shrivelled little thing will never make 7" even with lifts

Or crabs
Or most other STDs
"The johny only covers your johnson, Johnson!"

It was more likely you got it from that faggots ass you stuck it in *no homo

Hahahah damn that looks really disgusting

lol

It’s better I not get criticized for something that never fucking happened and figure out what the fuck is going on.

That includes you dumbass

I only used a condom once in my life, sex with a condom isn't sex, it's like getting a hand job from someone wearing a latex glove
And the sounds it makes while you are fucking, turn the fuck off

Unironically good post

Dude hers must not be in right or something because you should be able to comfortably have sex while she has an iud they are more common than you think and they are birth control

disgusting things those condoms ....but are they more disgusting then mushrooms on ur dick??

I seriously need to know what’s going on. Will give 0.01 btc to a fucking person with some god damn knowledge.