ITT: School stories

ITT: School stories

>Be me, first year at high school
>One day, after school, walking across to the fast food restaurant everyone goes too
>Half way across the road when one of the seniors at my school and all his friends in his cars speeds around the corner and almost hits me
>There was a stop sign he purposely went through and he was going over the speed limit
>I stop in front of his car in a mix of autism and fear
>He curses me as he stops and lets me pass

>Next day
>See him again with the same friends
>"Listen mate, next time, I'm not going to stop."
>Autism kicks in
>"Don't just talk about big boy, if you want to run me over, you better kill me."
>The school specialist was right there and heard it

>Had to do counselling for my suicidal tendencies.

>be me, first day of jr. high
>shitmypants.txt
>hide in the restroom the rest of the day
>some kid comes in asking 'you shit your pants or anything?'
>ohgodpleaseno.mp3
>the whole class finds out
>go back home crying
>tell parents a teacher touched me
>dad wants to sue the school
>never went back to public school again

>be me, freshman
>chilling in ISS(in school detention) with my friend
>he has bronchitis, can't breath and shit, I'm dying laughing in my cubicle because of the way he's breathing
>he requests nurse, tries getting out
>they don't let him
>ask him if he wants to leave, because fuck this shit
>agrees
>we both get up, walk out of school, teacher/principal screaming at us, we basically tell them to go fuck themselves.
>we're chillin at the train station
>cop car pulls up
>ohshit.gif
>we both get up, i start running
>he can't because can't breath, but he's trying
>funny as fuck
>cops don't even chase us or anything, just leave

Here’s a little one from when I was a junior and had a massive crush on a friend of mine I’d kmown for years.
>massive crush on this girl
>make it painfully obvious but too beta to ever fully secure pussy
>one day her and I both have detention
>after detention walking along with her we’re laughing
>I remember what I asked her painfully to this day before her sister picked her up
>ya know, this may not be the time nor the place to ask but I thought I’d come right out, I like you and I think you like me too, would you wanna be my girlfriend?
>insta shock
>starts giggling embarrassingly
>I’m so sorry! I only like wanna be friends!
>hugs me and walks off
>she and I got over that and buried it in the past but never became friends again
>she married some boot marine after I’d been in the service for a few years
>they do the boot ritual
>buy new car, rent expensive house and have kids
>I now own successful High end auto Detailing business and single

Who really won tho

I think she did bro.

I can’t tell you how many times I had ISS. Shit sucked yo.

I had that shit nearly everyday, too. I think I finished 9th grade in ISS. Deadass, it sucked. Fucking torture.

This thread has potential. Bump to keep going. Also to have something other than porn and closet faggots all dominating Sup Forums

I remember having a teacher a couple of times that covered it, he was dope af till he got fired. Would let us be on our phones, talk to each other, eat food and bring drinks in. All the good stuff till some females got uncomfortable or something with him.

>me 6 y.o.
>out of fucking nowhere I stab this girl with a pencil (I stabbed her hand)
>obviously I got into big trouble
>4 years later we end up in the same group in elementary
>she's still fucking pissed that I stabbed her with a pencil
>a year later she moves out of town
>2014, I'm bar diving, cruisin' for pussy
>this hot chick has been eyeballing me all night
>it's pretty obvious she wants the D
>I approach with romantic intentions
>''omg, are you user from happy cloud kindergarden?''
>why yes I am ma'am
>you remember how you stabbed me with a pencil? I still have the tip lodged under my skin
>Crazy times right? anyway, now that we're both older I can stab you with the mighty D all night
>she slaps me, calls me an asshole a proceeds to tell the security people I've been harassing her all night
>they kicked me out

fucking bitch, I'm glad I stabbed her and I'd do it again.

Damn, you lucky shit. We had the worst fucking teacher for that. That was like her job title: ISS supervisor or something. She'd have her eyes fucking glued to the back of our heads all day. Could not even rest our heads on our arms, or she'd yell at us for sleeping. Pull your phone out, and she's fucking taking that shit.

Bathroom breaks were the shit though, I'd make damn sure I was in there for 30 minutes each time. She'd be yelling for me, but I'd just say I was taking a dump. lol

I definitely wanted to fuck her though, she had a fat ass.

>fucking bitch, I'm glad I stabbed her and I'd do it again.

lol
that's just like some bitch to hold on to that shit for 15 years or whatever

>Be me, 4th grade
>I was the class clown for the entire 4th grade to the point that they put me in special ed
>fuckme.bat
>Fast forward to 9th grade, while in special ed classes all the way
>Get a group of friends and we all skip class every period and fight the security officers daily
>Kicked out of school and had to do online school
>easypeasy.jpg
>Buy second monitor and cheat on all of the tests and material and graduate at age 16

Fucking kek

>Be me, Junior.
>Have femanon slampig for History teacher
>Often daydream about fucking her in class
>Gives 5 page writing assignment over civil war
>Kek k
>Write 5 pages about niggers
>Turn in
>Dumb bitch loses it.
>Go talk to her during planning period
>"I will file complaint with principal and get you fired"
>"No user, I'll just give you the grade"
>"You gon do more than that."
>Roll speech
>Suckceed
>Walk over to slampiganon
>grab large tit in one hand.
>grab her hand and put it on my crotch

Cont?

nothing interesting that comes to mind at the moment..

>be me in middle school
>school has evening after-school drop in for recreational activities
>end up smoking up in closed change rooms
>change rooms weren't in the gym where the new ones are
>old change rooms are where they stored gym mats and high jump cushions
>too comfy and drift off for a bit
>get up and check whats good in gym
>ohshit.lmao
>turns out its the morning
>get to first class
>"hey user, you're early for once"

>mfw

ISS was the shit in my school, the teacher was chill with me and let me roam around unless I got caught then she'd say I ran out

>Cont?
no, fake and gay

>I definitely wanted to fuck her though, she had a fat ass.

dig up some pics, user. use the internet for this

Gake and Fay, no Cont. needed. I'd rather listen to somebody with a fucking stutter and lisp than to hear your horny stories

sure

lol but what did your parents think?

>be me 10th grad
>group of friends were the assholes of the school
>after lunch, about 10 of us would fuck the entire grade up running down the halls
>would smash people into lockers, it was all out war
>got to the point where just about everyone would cling to the walls and let us pass
>those that felt tough would get flung across halls
>got so bad, teachers had to stand around to make sure that didn't happen anymore

fun times

>I was at a lame high school party, cringy as fuck
>stomach is burning, need to take a shit
>bathroom is busy and there are 7 people in line
>fuck this shit, I'll shit myself if I wait that long
>very discreetly enter one of the bedrooms
>thank god, there's a litter box and a cat sleeping in this room
>pull down my pants, pop a squat and proceed to take a MASSIVE dump, this thing was off the charts
>didn't even need to wipe, it was quite a clean drop
>no witnesses, I'm like a fucking ninja
>30 minutes later a girl comes out screaming
>oh my god you guys, you have to take a look at the size of my cat's dump, it's incredible
>the whole party proceeds to enter the bedroom and witness my sin
>pictures are taken
>I act as surprised as everyone
>oscar winning performance, I'm no longer a suspect
>the whole party talks about it for the rest of the night

long story short, I keyser sozed the whole party into believing a cat took the biggest shit ever recorded

Nothing really, for all they cared I could been sleeping at a friends place

Also one more came to mind

>middle school once again
>between class change, getting shit for next class from locker
>dude from few lockers down approaches
>"hey user, wanna see something cool?"
>oblivious and curious, I decide to go for it
>"Okay, let me see your palm of your hand"
>as I open my hand he quickly grabs my wrist
>asshole swings my arm so that way he makes me slaps my locker neighbours ass while she's bent down grabbing stuff from her locker
>fucking kid totally runs down the hall into the crowds
>leaves me not knowing what to do while she turns around with a 'what the fuck' expression
>spaghetti regretti
>tell her that he grabbed my wrist and made me unknowingly do it
>evident because down the hall people are still being pushed by the dude who did it
>got to walk home later knowing I got to slap a girls ass who was a 9/10

Neither? Both?
You don't win at life.

what the fuck
fucking lol'd man.. wtf

sounds like he did you a favor, user

The look of betrayal on the cats face is something I’ll have to live with for the rest of my life

How'd you like it if a cat took a small shit in your toilet and people made fun of you

Wow, a real storycrafter here. I can continue the story.

>She then got turned on my my wiles
>"Oh user, I want you to fuck my ass"
>lolz begone thot
>She sucks my dick
>The principal walks in
>Realizes my dominance and hands me a crisp $100% dollar bill
>Gives me all A++
>A kid hiding in the back claps
>The kids name? Abraham Einstein.

George Lincoln***

>The look of betrayal on the cats face is something I’ll have to live with for the rest of my life

im fucking done lol

>be me freshman year high school (long ago)
>moved to a new town, don't know anybody
>new town is small.. 30-40 people in graduating class.. they all know each other since birth or some shit
>some guy has a superbowl party and invites everyone, even me (superbowl is the championship of american football, fyi)
>i went, but i have no idea why. i dont even like football
>the guy has an n64 with goldeneye 007. little do they all know that while they were socializing and being normal i was playing this game the entire time alone in my dad's basement
>challenge everyone to goldeneye 007
>beat the ever-loving piss out of everyone on goldeneye 007 for the entire length of the party. they cant even touch me because i know all the spawns and i screenlook and kill them before they can get a gun
>dont even watch the game at all, just whoop everyone's ass on goldeneye the whole time
>didn't make a single friend
>go back to school normally the next day
>never spoke about the party ever again with anyone

Still posting I guess, as you can see it's pretty trivial but still something to bring up to kill a few seconds with a quick story lol

>science class after lunch
>teacher announces to the class he brought too much mcdanks
>asks who wants a chicken wrap or some shit
>while everyone's hands go up I think to myself, "shit, he's probably gonna wait for me to put my hand up"
>after 15 seconds or so after teacher asks, I slowly raise my hand
>do it for science
>looks over my way, decides he's gonna give me the wrap
>teacher makes a poorfag seem even more poor in front of the class
>wrap wasn't even that good
>he was still a pretty good guy though

When I was in college there was this teacher who charged 50 bucks to get an A on his tests. It was a difficult class so pretty much every student gave him at least 30 bucks monthly.

One day I saw him sucking a students cock in the parking lot, when he saw me he panicked and I ran away.

The next day he approached me and asked me if I was gonna tell on him, I said I didn’t know coz I was still in shock. He asked if I wanted him to suck my cock. I told him I don’t swing that way. He panicked even more and I guess out of desperation he asked me if I wanted to be his collector.

For 3 years I collected 5000 bucks monthly, and I got to keep 2000 for myself so I graduated with 66k in my bank account.

God bless closeted teachers and the rampant corruption at my uni.

>For 3 years I collected 5000 bucks monthly, and I got to keep 2000 for myself so I graduated with 66k in my bank account.

what the fuck man

Til this day my dad is still convinced I sold drugs while I was studying there.

>be me
>final lesson of the day
>teach is trying to keep us back until the slower ones finish or some shit
>look out window
>on ground floor and window is open
>snake.exe is now running
>gather stuff into bag
>look over to friend "I'm leaving user"
>friend is confused
>teacher is distracted by some shit that puts me out of line of sight
>slither out and head home
>get a saturday detention for that shit...

Some asshole told the teach that I left, fucking rat.

lol you are a douchebag with no social skills who will never get laid, karma pencil tip boy

I stabbed my friend with a pencil in 2nd or 3rd grade and he still has the tip in his hand

>Be a slacker
>Burned out, bad teachers, asshole classmates
>Stop giving a fuck
>Install emulators on school network
>nes, snes, gba, whatever.
>Get called into principals office
>Shit
>He's willing to look the other way if I can get tetris on his
>Takes 5 minutes
>Giddy like a kid on Christmas.

Went to college, got my head outta my ass, working on degree in business communications.

There's a few dozen billionaires and my mom couldn't afford 30¢ gum for me. There is winners, strive to be em

>7th grade
>about to do the mile in P.E
>i got into a decent amount of trouble with the same teachers so im cool with the school security dude
>ask him why im being sent up
>someone said I've been purposefully peeing all over the toilets and stall in bathrooms
>laugh and say that is really stupid
>is me because i hate school because they're splitting computer class mandatory with art class, which im garbage in
>dont ever raise your kids in california if you love them or are poor
>get to office of cunt vice principal
>"i assume you know why you're here"
>no
>i assumed he would have told you, I'll be right back
>she leaves for about three minutes
>ragecunt.exe
>"i did not call you in here to be wasting my time"
>repeats my crimes to me
>kek once again and say that is stupid and hilarious and was not me and there's no way to prove it was me
>lets me loose
>mfw wet bandit strikes again

>be me
>in grade 11
>in marching band, I bang the drums
>School is fairly large, so we travel to every away game, some a very far distance
>Football team made it to the state playoffs, so this game is extra far away (2ish hours)
>I have IBS, although at the time it was diagnosed, but it was not uncommon to randomly have to shit suddenly
>Everyone packs up on the bus, start heading out
>Sit next to qt 12th grade girl who is a bit flirty, she likes to lean on me and what not, high school tier flirt
>rid is going well , just talk to her and a few people nearby
>all of the sudden my stomach starts to feel like it is going to explode, extremely high pressure building up
>We are only half way there, still have over an hour to travel
>no_stops_on_the_band_bus.flac
>try to hold as long as I can, sometimes letting little bits of air out at a time, silent type of farts
>start to smell something terrible
>it smells like an Auschwitz shower on the bus, and it feels like I am the source
>try to play cool and not move too much, in fears that I may have just bombed my pants with physical fecal matter
>everyone on the bus starts complaining, the pressure is on!
>i still feel like i have to mega shit/butt blast ASAP, PLEASE HURRY
>travel this way for the rest of the journey

>arrive at the football game
>everyone starts to get off of the bus, but me thinking I shit myself decide to stay seated, telling qt girl I will catch up with her
>look around, and there is only one person let besides me, one seat in front of me
>even the driver is off of the bus at this point
>we both look at each other, expecting the other person to get off of the bus first
>wtf.jpg
>thinking "this faggot needs to get off, I have a big problem!"
>stalemate goes on for several minutes
>start looking around to pass time, and notice something on the ground
>there is diarrhea dripping down onto the floor
>I start to panic, my nightmare has come true


cont. 1/2

>Finally decide to make the first move, since I am an upperclassman and he a few years younger than I
>I try to play it cool and not waddle too much as I walk past him to get off of the bus
>run straight to the porta-potty (not actual toilets at this shitty fucking middle of no where stadium)
>pull down pants
>wtf
>nothing there
>IMPOSSIBRU, but relieved
>I am very confused, but confusion can come later
>sit on the toilet and let it rip
>no physical matter comes out, just the longest and loudest fart I have ever produced
>feel 100% better immediately, but now to figure out the source of the smell. Even if I farted, it was not comparable to the stench from the liquid shit I witnessed earlier
>start to walk out of the porta-potty and see the underclassman that I had the stand off with on the bus
>he is waddle-sprinting to the porta-potties
>can see a giant wet circle on his shorts, about 1ft in diameter
>Sherlock_Holmes.avi
>instantly put it all together, and realize I am the only person who knows it was him
>He has a cousin in band as well, see him follow behind shortly after, kid must have reached out to his cousin for help
>dont think too much of it, he will probably figure something out
>go watch / play music for the game, etc

cont. 2/3

cont. 3/3

>time to leave
>everyone packing their uniforms and instruments, getting on bus
>it smells even worse, as it was sitting there the entire time baking the smell into the air on the bus
>instantly everyone starts bitching, says someone shit themselves
>laughing boys and angry girls insues
>it gets worse.jpg
>the shitstain kid gets on the bus, still only me and his cousin know who did it, havent told anyone else
>as soon as he sits down in the seat in front me of the smell gets stronger, he is still wearing the same shorts!
>he managed to make it smell even worse
>he tried to use Axe to cover the smell, but it fails epicly
>Now the entire bus smells like a middle school locker room mixed with Zyklon B grade diarrhea blast rotting in the sun for hours
>everyone has every single window opened, still not effective
>terrible 2 hour ride home, but still relieved it was not me
>count my blessings, and endure what could have been my pain
>this time let kid leave bus last, he's earned it
>Never tell anyone else about it, never tell kid I knew it was him
>Hope I get karma points for not ratting on this shitstain kid

Not an exciting story, but I am glad it wasn't me.

>tfw you wasted the last two years of high school only playing tetris

Some backstory:
>Went to Tech school for IT
>People would ask for help with simple stuff in the Computer Hardware stuff they didn't know (The only class I ever studied for)
>Get to be known as the guy to go to for basic IT knowledge

Sophmore Year:
>In Programming class
>Learning garbage html/css
>Teacher doesn't have programming degree or certs, just a business major
>Bored, so go on Sup Forums
>Forgot the school has a program which allows teachers to view student's screens and screenshot them
>Scrolling for rekt threads and other general garbage to giggle at
>Leave class and think nothing of it
Two days later
>Called to principal's office
>wut.png
>In the office is the principal, the school's IT director, and the teacher
>"Sit down user, we need to talk."
>"O-okay?"
>"We have been informed by your teacher that you have been browsing porn during class. She has taken screenshots and given them to us."
>Already forgot what I had been doing, seeing it as nothing of consequence
>morewut.jpeg
>"What are you talking about?"
>Passes me the screenshots
>IT Director, we'll call him ITard, says "You were on the porn and hacking site Four chan (enunciating the space between the words)
>kek.mp3
>Don't argue, but keep my head down to keep them from seeing me giggle
>ITard continues, "You will be suspended for one week, and will be on ban from the computers from that day on
>Look at him, confused
>"Y-You're joking, right? I have to use the computers to complete assignments."
>"No, I'm not. And you will complete assignments on paper."
>Leave office frustrated and angry, and my hate for ITard begins

ITard has more to tell if you guys are interested

Kek

More user, pls

Woah there boyo, story is not finito my little bonito
>Abraham Einstein begins to clap at the speed of light
>Principal, highly impressed, takes back my crunchy $100™ and hands it to speed of light clapper Abraham Einstein
>Lil thot stops sucking and crawls over to Abraham Einstein, craving his speed of light cock
>Didn't even get to cum
>Another kid who was hiding behind the chalk board begins to click his fingers
>The kids name? Jimmy Tittywacker

Junior Year:
>Chose to focus my studies in Computer Hardware, the teacher being the only one I could stand
>The class was small, only 11 people in total, juniors and seniors
>Enjoyable time, people were good to hang about and teacher actually taught
>We ran a repair shop and would fix devices in the shop for the price of the repair parts
>Often brought our own garbage in to work on
>Another thing we would do is scavenge from the trash pile in one hallway
>Piled with computers and servers no longer in use
>Would often find crappy pcs with bad mobos or power supplies
>Found one with a Core2 Duo (Genuinely the best thing I could find back then)
>Went and asked my teach if I could take it
>"Sure, they just get thrown out anyway"
>goodshit.png
>Go and pick it back up and bring it to the class and proceed to work on it
A few days later
>Finishing up the pc
>End of class
>Decide to take pc home that day
>Shop was first two classes (out of four) of the day, so I have to take the pc with me to the rest of my classes
>Go to my third period, history, and sit bored until lunch
>Halfway to lunch, realize I haven't installed an antivirus yet
>Take the computer with me to the library for lunch so I can antivirus
>Brought a copy of Malwarebytes on a flash drive
>Sit in computer lab and plug mouse, keyboard, ethernet, and monitor in
>Run install
>Librarian walks up, asks me what I'm doing
>Librarian was a wonderful person, always let me eat in the library office during my lunches and spend my free periods there
>Tell her it's antivirus, and she says "Okay, but I'm going to call IT to come check it"
>Agree, because bros with most of the department
>Except ITard
>guesswhoshows.mov
>ITard walks up to my pc, rips out my flash drive, and says "You're hacking our network. I'm confiscating this as evidence"
>wut.png
>"What are you talking about? I'm running an antivirus"
>Clicks through my folders
>"I'm confiscating this as well'
>wtf.rage
>"You're joking right?!"
cont. (1/2)

bump

>Genuinely angry at this point
>"That's my pc! Where's your proof?"
>"Don't need any"
>Shaking my head, I head back to history
>Ten minutes in, called to principal
>Get to office, again with principal and ITard
>"Sit down user"
>"Okay, sure"
>"ITard here is saying you were hacking the network"
>"Does he have proof?"
>"He showed me a program on your flashdrive that breaks passwords on windows pcs"
>uwotm8.jpeg
>"What is it?"
>ITard: "It's HirensBootCD"
Background
>Teacher use Hirens in shop to get into pcs that customers brought in they had forgot the password to
>Asked me to make him another copy because he lost his original
>Agree, decide to make one of his multiple flashdrives into a Hirens bootable flash
>Rufus it up on own flash drive to test
>Works
>Never deletes
Back to story
>"I mean, yeah, I have that for shop and forgot to delete it. I clearly wasn't using it."
>"Do you have any way to prove that?"
>"I mean, no, I wasn't recording my desktop"
>"Then I'll have to take ITard's word for it, because he's older and has more experience"
>fukinnope.reeeee
>"You're going to believe this incompetent ass instead of the guy who clearly is being targeted?"
>"user, don't be disrespectful"
>"I'm not going to avoid disrespect when he is trying to get me kicked out!"
>Got suspended for 2 weeks and lost ability to bring electronic devices into the school for the year
Senior year was peak, cont?

please

>be me
>during class
>some kid announces he will beat the living shit out of another just for luls
>lolwut.png
>fast forward to break
>the kid that announced the fight is going for it
>other kid is just trying to defend himself
>first kid hits a mighty punch on the other
>he falls to the floor
>everyone worried
>shit, do we do something?
>he gets up
>puts his hands together
>starts making a weird noise
>like a slow humm with his lungs
>face visibly red
>thisniggagoinssj.png
>first kid doesnt want to fight anymore because he already proved that he could woop that faggot's ass
>hes just trying to calm it down now
>kid still on full autismo mode
>watched too much naruto
>principal ends the fight/retard showing his power level thing
>both get suspension
>kid shows up rest of the year
>no one wants to be his friend or mess with him in fear he is a autistic ninja

>be 17, senior in high school
>high school is next to a special needs school
>you get extra credits if you volunteer there
>volunteer because it beats being in class
>you can either be a tard wrangler or look after someone in a wheelchair
>heard about the tards, want nothing to do with them
>the girl I'm given to help with is in a wheelchair, has severe autism, is non-verbal, has poor motor control, and has the mental age of a toddler
>all she does all day is sit and smile
>she's 14 but has a fantastic body
>D cup breasts, wide hips, not completely tard faced
>top two buttons on her blouse are never done up
>most days that I would help her I'd sit beside her and rub her inner thigh when her helper was out
>one day her helper leaves for lunch and asks if I'm okay to look after her for an hour
>okay
>it's a little cold and her nipples are obviously hard
>lightly pinch one, she starts to smile and giggle
>have an idea
>lock classroom door, draw blinds
>lift her out of her wheelchair and sit her on a table
>ask her if she wants to play a secret adult game with me
>she moves her head in what I take as a nod
>push her legs apart, lift up her skirt and push her panties to the side
>cute little bush, dark but thin hair that creeps down her thighs
>gently start rubbing her clit to get her wet
>pull her to edge of the table and spread her legs more
>put on a condom
>slide dick in very gently, tight as a vise
>she is drooling a little, so I lick it away and kiss her
>pump her slowly for 5 minutes, cum harder than I've ever done before
>put her panties back, wipe the table where she got it wet, put her back in her wheelchair
>kiss her on the forehead and say this is our secret and no one can find out

Senior Year Incident One
>Sitting in History
>Friend who sits next to me is cursing out his calculator for not working
>I look over and see he fucked up the firmware
>"What did you do, dude?"
>"I tried to install a game. Can you fix this user?"
>"Sure dude"
>He has one of those new Texas Instruments with a color screen and shit
>Luckily doesn't need a weird cable
>Unluckily using Chromebooks in the school
>Need to sideload Debian to reinstall firmware
>Open Dev mode
>Let it load the files
>Halfway through the load and lunch bell rings
>Leave for lunch in library
>Sitting and enjoying my lunch
>Lunch ends, head back
>Always first one back because the library is closer to the room than the cafeteria
>Teacher hands me a hall pass and says "Principal wants to see you"
>okay.png
>Go to office
>Lo and behold, ITard is there, with principal and chromebook
>yourejokingright.mp4
>I take a seat before anything is said
>"So, what did I do this time?"
>ITard: "You're hacking the network again"
>Wants to strangle the man
>Wish I had
>Could have saved generations from his insanity
>"I mean, you're actually kidding this time, right?"
>He becomes livid
>"No, you installed a hacking program to breach the network"
>"What's it called?"
>He turns the laptop towards me
>Points at the calculator program
>Laugh in his face
>"Y-you're kidding right? That's a fucking CALCULATOR program!"
>He becomes even more angry, veins pulsing on his forehead
>"Listen here, you know nothing! I was a marine for [insert years here]! I don't have to take this from you!"
>Suspended for a month and not allowed on the laptops
Even moar?

ITT Tech wasn't it

Tis' my best school stories

Please more user, this guy sounds fucked

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keep going

i hope you got revenge on that fucktard it teacher.
reading your tales made me quite angry at him and his whimsical injustice.

I only did it a few more times before I almost got caught

You never did This, and that one day responding was probably you

Samefaggot

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samefag

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Shit that happened to me, did you go to a french school?

in Canada or Europe?

No because I'm not a faguette

Didn't the senior think you was badass after that?

I need continuation on that.

You did good user. You should be proud of yourself.

If its 2000 a month, shouldnt you have gotten 72k?
12x2000=24000
24000x3=72000

>be me
>UK public school
>mate fucks some hard kids ex gf
>mate realised he fucked up
>dinner time
>everyone’s hanging around waiting
>little messenger kid passing messages between hard kid and mate
>the final bell rings
>Bellofawakening.jpg
>hard kid meets my mate
>Silence in the yard
>Hard kid nuts my mate as hard as he can
>echoes through the yard
>walks off
>mate has gone white
>nose has just been smashed in
>he staggers off
>me and the lads laugh
>look out window
>mate is out the front office
>ambulance car rocks up
>takes him away
>mate is put in witness protection gets to leave half an hour early every day


Have more tales of public schools if y’all want

Canada
In 902 area code

Senior Year Incident Two
>Sitting in shop
>Got on Tor, accessing Sup Forums again and texting someone on google voice (some fucktard got it blocked by IT)
>Two other seniors are on reddit and some anime site using Tor as well
>Minding my own business
>Need to shit
>Goes to bathroom and takes dump
>Comes back to one of the IT guys at my computer
>wot.jpg
>Walk up to him
>He looks at me sadly
>Been bros for last couple of years
>Gives me look of massive betrayal
>"You need to go to the office, user"
>fuckinggoddammit.mov
>Repeat of ITard and principal in office
>"You were on that porn site again"
>"Yeah"
>Wasn't even going to try and deny it
>"Why do you keep doing this?"
>Think about it
>Why do I keep doing this?
>"Well, to prove your IT department is incompetent and led by a moron"
>Livid veins on ITard appear
>"This could be prevented"
>Principal looks skeptical
>"How so, user?"
>Proceeds to explain how to prevent Tor from connecting to nodes
>ITard gets pissy
>"If I were to do that, it would prevent other students from doing thins they are allowed to do"
>uwot.mp3
>"You're clearly wrong, but I've spent three years arguing and am done with this. Just give me my punishment so I can leave"
>1 month suspension and loss of computer privileges
I got my revenge in a nasty way, last day of school, cont?

>senior year of hs, I'm addicted to pills and meth
>security is on to me like stink on shit, following me everywhere
>I'm late to class so security drags me into the office
>they search me and find a bag of valium and a bunch of $5 bills
>I hadn't slept or eaten in days
>they brought in the nurse to see if I was under the influence
>she said "he's definitely on something but it's not valium" (meth and no sleep for a week will do strange things to a person) I laughed out loud when she said that...
>now they search my locker and my car
>find nothing
>then they want to search my phone
>tell them fuck no
>vice principal literally grabs my phone out of my hand (flip phone from back in the day)
>I wrestle it out of his hands and snap it in half
>Someone texted me and it still lit up, rang and vibrated (they don't make phones like they used to)
>had all kinds of texts that would've brought dealers and myself down and tons of pics... not only drugs but also nudes of my gf I'm sure that old fuck would've loved to see...
>suspended for 5 days
>returned to school and was searched by security at least twice a week for the rest of the year but wasn't risking anything

>be me
>be about 15-16
>decide to do 1950s style practical jokes
>put a bucket of water over a door
>tell kids to avoid
>teacher walks through door
>bucket falls straight on head
>knocks the cunt out
>remains dry

>be 17
>end of year
>all pictures and forms getting submitted for yearbook
>walk into press gang office, whatever they were called
>steal a few
>print out new blank forms and transfer pictures over
>fill out own info
return forms and pics
>they print everything

can't remember much, a few:
>there was a guy with no chin and a huge nose, changed his nickname to Mr Rush and put Mr Rush as his pic
>a lumbering girl with terrible acne, we changed her friends names to velociraptor & steggy. changed her nickname to 'jurassic park'
>a guy called iain le couteur, we changed his name to iain le couteur, rooter tooter, certified looter, owner of a computer scooter. friends: none

literally the 1st day of freshman year I got caught getting baked behind the porta-potty with my friend

Bump for interest

do it

>be me in 2nd grade
>afterschool program
>me and my black friend were throwing rocks over the fence...
>They were rolling down a hill and off the edge of the retaining wall... and landing on parked cars
>We rolled big ass fuckin rocks down that hill
>Next day cops came to the fucking classroom with the pissed off guy and asked who was throwing the rocks
>I nearly shit my pants but I didn't say a word
>Black friend looked at me, I looked at him, and we knew we were taking that shit to our graves
>Neither of us snitched and they did like a full on school wide investigation into it
>Was the beginning of my criminal history

give us your criminal background

at our school a lot of the teachers were poor and drove old cars

>handbrakes not up to much

>we used to get 20-30 of us and push their cars into the bike sheds then slide them behind the support pillars so they couldn't get them back out

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I was friends with this blonde chick and she used to sleep with the Spanish teacher... in Freshman year! she was only 14, a bunch of us heard the rumor, she later confirmed it.... girl actually died of a heroin OD in her early 20's but yeah... true story

Revenge On ITard Begins
>Sitting in AP Psychology, bored out of my mind
>Thinking about what I should do as a senior prank
>It hits me
>ITard had ruined most of my high school career with his bullshit
>My prank will revolve around him and my revenge
>Talk to my friend in programming and ask for a basic script
>He has no idea what I need it for
>"Oh, you'll see"
>Spend my lunches penetration testing the network for the school
>Looking for a weakness
>Found a simple exploit that allowed me into their file servers
>They kept things used by the whole school in the shared teacher drive
>Revenge Mode Activate
Dawn of the final day
>Sitting in shop, waiting for the morning announcements (School had pre recorded announcements they would play over the PA system and inform the school of upcoming events)
>I watch the clock, waiting for it to get to 8:15
>Clock strikes
>IT'S TIME
>Announcements start, but are oddly distorted
>Slowly gets worse and worse
>Finally, they cut out
>A slow fade in begins
>rickroll.mp3
>Everyone is stunned for a few seconds, then my entire shop starts laughing
>For a while
>Phase Two
>Then the disc drives begin to open and close
>All in sync
>All to the song
>I'm monitoring the network activity on my laptop
>ITard is attempting to log into the servers and shut it down
>Can't get in because I changed all the passwords to "N0RM135N33DT3ND135"
>I switch to their CCTV feed they have linked to the servers so the security officers had constant access via laptops and pcs in the school
>ITard in office, flipping the fuck out, with the principal behind him
>Music still playing
>Disc drives still opening and closing
>Had to manually shut down the server power
>No computers for the rest of the day

I was talking to one of my friends who was a year behind me and he told me ITard wasn't at the school anymore as far as he knew. Happiest day of my life.

Perhaps.... and this might sound crazy here... But maybe he actually spent some of it

>be me
>2000
>senior in high school
>lunch time
>off campus literally 100 yards from school is a pizza place by a liquor store owned by ragheads where students hang
>go for a slice of pizza for lunch
>see a bunch of buddies there in the back
>in the back there was a couple pool tables
>one dude starts kicking the side of the coin machine on the pool table
>busts it open
>everyone grabbing quarters
>tell one buddy to.hand me some
>hands me like 10 bucks in quarters
>everyone takes off running out of the store
>i walked out
>store owner stops me only and not everyone else running
>"YOU BDOKE MY MAHSHEEN"
>i tell him I didnt break shit
>he pats my pockets
>he didnt even feel the quarters
>school security cones
>gives me a lift on his golf cart
>go into office and have to give my name and shit for the store owner
>fucking sweating it because i have evidence
>another buddy happens to be in the office
>tell him "TAKE THESE OR IM FUCKED"
>he laughs and takes them
>go to class and about 20 minutes later get called back to the office
>cops are there
>sits me down with vice principal and says i need to come clean because there was video of me breaking it
>tell cop straight up "bullshit, show me the tape"
>he tells me I can go
>as I walk out the cop says to VP "he didnt do it"
Buddy i gave the loot to went straight to the liquor store and bought chips, soda, and other shit