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game seven meme magic approaches edition

also don't forget finns lost 5-1 to france

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>bullying Finland in the OP

rude tbqh

sorry anaheim but you should have known what would happen if you go to game 7

the curses are real

Not so might now you stupid spics

can you elaborate on this? i've never really paid any attention to the ducks

official playoff player rankings

>draisaitl
>malkin
power gap
>josi
>OV
>getz

If I train really hard right now, how long will it take for me to become an NHL player?

Reminder: the prophecy has been foretold

Gm5 down 2-1 3rd period and 3-1 in the series, the Caps came up clutch, when they would have folded in the every other year

Ovi got the spark and will be rolling now
Holtby is locked in and will play like a top 2 goalie he was during regular season
Pens wad is shot and they were gassed in 3rd period, which is how they will play rest of series
Caps have confidence and momentum that will not only win this series, but will carry them to the cup

Caps gm6 +110
Caps series bet +240
Caps win cup +700

Screen cap this and cum at me faggots

>the city of fingolia

>McClavicle not ranked
great list

there arent any chinks in the NHL, so never

>go up 3-2
>lose game 6 on the road
>lose game 7 at home

you could probably make the canucks roster easily

i mean who are you honestly competing with for a spot? megna? virtanen?

Those losses were with pic related

Pic related would never have won gm5 like that

Oilers are still probably a good bet in gm7 as a dog though

you traded one game seven choker for another

great move

>Anson Carter scored 33 goals with the Sedins
>literally out of the league by the next year because he's shit, can't skate, and can't score, zero hockey IQ

>Megna spends a full season with the Sedins
>4 goals

I seriously could do better.

very good elaboration, thank you

so do it

hit the gym, hit the roids, hit the net

Yeah, Randy prefers to be more dramatic

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>wins a cup with the disneyland cucks
>choker

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jej

ducks? more like deported lol

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is "Zyk" Leon Draisaitl the final solution to the Eternal Ducks? Will he end them once for all on Wednesday?

yes, on a smooth tip, the overweight lova
i'm ya radio and on ya magazine cova
drink coca cola

he never faced a game 7 that year

Better quality

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Trying to run the odds of a team making the playoffs 5 straight years and going out like this every time. I gave up. It's in the thousands somewhere to 1.

i havent seen someone do that in like 10 years probably

honestly thats fucking hilarious to see

>no karlsson
>no arvidsson
>josi not named first

Zyklon D is going to quash the analslime cucks

Seriously, I think the last time I did that personally it was over 15 years ago

That team was stacked back then though, Pronger, Selanne, Neidermayer and Giguere when he was good.

They should shoot off smoke machines to simulate gas whenever Zyklon D scores

>Win 3 games in a row
7-1 was expected to be desu

DUcks to sweep in 7

KEK

phallson
macdonald
kunitz
penner
perry
getzlaf
beauchamin
rob n

that sens team was no slouch either, the core was on the way out by 2007 but for a few years there they had the best offense in the league

if hasek wasnt injured in the 2006 olympics they win the cup that year

sens definitely had a legit shot in 2006 but not as much in 2007. they were just too top heavy and anaheim was too deep and physical

Considering the game is in Anaheim they might as well shoot off actual Zyklon gas

imagine making a list of top players without josi on it. wew

top kek

also the sens had ray emery in net vs giguire playing out of his mind

sens had the shortest cup window ever

Anaheim wasn't deep, they just had 2 Norris winners and another top pairing defenceman.

No one watches any of the Nashville games. I think they're the only team this playoffs that I haven't watched literally a single minute of. Apparently everyone thinks they're going to win the Cup.

>mfw the preds win da cup

thats a good face

This fluke is getting out of hand

We had three all stars last year, we're not some small market fluke or cinderella. Josi, Forsberg, and Neal would be yuge contributors anywhere in the league

pekka wills it

As a lifelong perds fan (I'm 22) I really hate that we've shifted to yellow as our primary color.

These are my favorite jerseys

Those are disgusting and mediocre. They look like a million junior teams

They're sharp and simple. Jerseys with too much going on are atrocious. The highlighter-yellow jerseys/arena is a nice aesthetic I guess but I liked when our jerseys were blue

>your ZOG team's throwbacks will never be this cool

>they look like everything else so they're good

Hard to go wrong with stripes and hockey jerseys desu

Just woke up

>7 goals scored
>20 individual points awarded
>McNoshow didn't get a single one
How useless can one "generational" player be?

>in 8 hours
Belarus - Canada
Germany - Russia

>in 12 hours
Finland (they lost 1-5 to France) - Chechnya
USA - Sweden

there is no hockey in 4 hours ;_;

>+1

He played solid shutdown defence

Could you let us win. For old times sake :^)

So that is all he is good for, huh?

>he literally has 2 less points in the playoffs than Letestu and 7 less points than Draisaitl

A tiger can't change its stripes, a meat and potatoes player can't score

Don't get me wrong. He was a really good prospect. I guess the spoilers simply wasted his talent too

Klefbom should be the captain

>all these folks doubting the Preds

Sad!

Great post my friend!

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Reminder that Klefbom is Canadian

Reminder that the Nylander brothers are more canadian than Kelfbom will ever be.

Also, Toews is canadian.

>youtube.com/watch?v=XdvoDFTcTLw

claassic kek for days

quig, pegga, fetch the cup :DDD

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

Sup Forums has taught me that is DEFINITELY a dude.

>no bulge

get this disgusting skank out of my face.

>Come on Preds, lose already, I'm begging you

hbtqfdopms has taught me that both of you could be right

RINNE A SHIT
PEKKA POOPHIP WILL CHOKE MARK MY WORDS!!!

Is Gretzky really an alcoholic...

more like wetzky lol

Fug....

Most famous people tend to have some kind of vice to cope with the fact that fame and money has made them miserable.

How did he go from this...

>you now remember that Wild got eliminated in round one

...to this?

Reminder Kevin Fiala is dead because of the actions of Robert Bortuzzo

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Ebin :DD

>mad at refs

Daily reminder Finland lost to the Frogs and Slovakia lost to the Potato Farmers.

Daily reminder that USA lost to Germany (without Draisaitl)

How's that cultural enrichment coming along Sven

>jumping to Sup Forums-posting right away (literally 24 seconds between the posts)
Wew lad, this must be a really sore subject for you

>McDavid
>shut down defense
thats a real stretch, clearly you watch him with rose colored glasses.

Draisaitl is the best player on the team. The playoffs are just confirming that suspicion.

McMeme is like the Craps. He'll net a lot of secondary assists/points against bad teams, back up goalies, or teams that dont care during the regular season but doesn't have an intense compete level that wins championships against good teams and top goalies.

But but but- he skates fast!

Daily reminder that no one fuckin cares about the stupid fuckin worlds or the stupid fuckin World Cup or the stupid fuckin Sochi Olympics (except that oshie game) or the stupid fuckin Turin olympics or anything other than the Stanley cup and smerica is fuckin 13 time back to back champs motherfucker Sweden will never win the cup so keep crying bitch what you're mad haha stay mad fuckin bitch LMAO

You're right, and it's really sad. They'll still give McSecondary a significantly larger contract too

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I'm not mad ur mad u stupid bitch calm down fuck u ;o;

Well what do we have here?

>a suspension for two games

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Am I being baited?