game seven meme magic approaches edition
also don't forget finns lost 5-1 to france
game seven meme magic approaches edition
also don't forget finns lost 5-1 to france
>bullying Finland in the OP
rude tbqh
sorry anaheim but you should have known what would happen if you go to game 7
the curses are real
Not so might now you stupid spics
can you elaborate on this? i've never really paid any attention to the ducks
official playoff player rankings
>draisaitl
>malkin
power gap
>josi
>OV
>getz
If I train really hard right now, how long will it take for me to become an NHL player?
Reminder: the prophecy has been foretold
Gm5 down 2-1 3rd period and 3-1 in the series, the Caps came up clutch, when they would have folded in the every other year
Ovi got the spark and will be rolling now
Holtby is locked in and will play like a top 2 goalie he was during regular season
Pens wad is shot and they were gassed in 3rd period, which is how they will play rest of series
Caps have confidence and momentum that will not only win this series, but will carry them to the cup
Caps gm6 +110
Caps series bet +240
Caps win cup +700
Screen cap this and cum at me faggots
>the city of fingolia
>McClavicle not ranked
great list
there arent any chinks in the NHL, so never
>go up 3-2
>lose game 6 on the road
>lose game 7 at home
you could probably make the canucks roster easily
i mean who are you honestly competing with for a spot? megna? virtanen?
Those losses were with pic related
Pic related would never have won gm5 like that
Oilers are still probably a good bet in gm7 as a dog though
you traded one game seven choker for another
great move
>Anson Carter scored 33 goals with the Sedins
>literally out of the league by the next year because he's shit, can't skate, and can't score, zero hockey IQ
>Megna spends a full season with the Sedins
>4 goals
I seriously could do better.
very good elaboration, thank you
so do it
hit the gym, hit the roids, hit the net
Yeah, Randy prefers to be more dramatic
>wins a cup with the disneyland cucks
>choker
ducks? more like deported lol
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is "Zyk" Leon Draisaitl the final solution to the Eternal Ducks? Will he end them once for all on Wednesday?
yes, on a smooth tip, the overweight lova
i'm ya radio and on ya magazine cova
drink coca cola
he never faced a game 7 that year
Better quality
Trying to run the odds of a team making the playoffs 5 straight years and going out like this every time. I gave up. It's in the thousands somewhere to 1.
i havent seen someone do that in like 10 years probably
honestly thats fucking hilarious to see
>no karlsson
>no arvidsson
>josi not named first
Zyklon D is going to quash the analslime cucks
Seriously, I think the last time I did that personally it was over 15 years ago
That team was stacked back then though, Pronger, Selanne, Neidermayer and Giguere when he was good.
They should shoot off smoke machines to simulate gas whenever Zyklon D scores
>Win 3 games in a row
7-1 was expected to be desu
DUcks to sweep in 7
KEK
phallson
macdonald
kunitz
penner
perry
getzlaf
beauchamin
rob n
that sens team was no slouch either, the core was on the way out by 2007 but for a few years there they had the best offense in the league
if hasek wasnt injured in the 2006 olympics they win the cup that year
sens definitely had a legit shot in 2006 but not as much in 2007. they were just too top heavy and anaheim was too deep and physical
Considering the game is in Anaheim they might as well shoot off actual Zyklon gas
imagine making a list of top players without josi on it. wew
top kek
also the sens had ray emery in net vs giguire playing out of his mind
sens had the shortest cup window ever
Anaheim wasn't deep, they just had 2 Norris winners and another top pairing defenceman.
No one watches any of the Nashville games. I think they're the only team this playoffs that I haven't watched literally a single minute of. Apparently everyone thinks they're going to win the Cup.
>mfw the preds win da cup
thats a good face
This fluke is getting out of hand
We had three all stars last year, we're not some small market fluke or cinderella. Josi, Forsberg, and Neal would be yuge contributors anywhere in the league
pekka wills it
As a lifelong perds fan (I'm 22) I really hate that we've shifted to yellow as our primary color.
These are my favorite jerseys
Those are disgusting and mediocre. They look like a million junior teams
They're sharp and simple. Jerseys with too much going on are atrocious. The highlighter-yellow jerseys/arena is a nice aesthetic I guess but I liked when our jerseys were blue
>your ZOG team's throwbacks will never be this cool
>they look like everything else so they're good
Hard to go wrong with stripes and hockey jerseys desu
Just woke up
>7 goals scored
>20 individual points awarded
>McNoshow didn't get a single one
How useless can one "generational" player be?
>in 8 hours
Belarus - Canada
Germany - Russia
>in 12 hours
Finland (they lost 1-5 to France) - Chechnya
USA - Sweden
there is no hockey in 4 hours ;_;
>+1
He played solid shutdown defence
Could you let us win. For old times sake :^)
So that is all he is good for, huh?
>he literally has 2 less points in the playoffs than Letestu and 7 less points than Draisaitl
A tiger can't change its stripes, a meat and potatoes player can't score
Don't get me wrong. He was a really good prospect. I guess the spoilers simply wasted his talent too
Klefbom should be the captain
>all these folks doubting the Preds
Sad!
Great post my friend!
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Reminder that Klefbom is Canadian
Reminder that the Nylander brothers are more canadian than Kelfbom will ever be.
Also, Toews is canadian.
>youtube.com
claassic kek for days
quig, pegga, fetch the cup :DDD
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
Sup Forums has taught me that is DEFINITELY a dude.
>no bulge
get this disgusting skank out of my face.
>Come on Preds, lose already, I'm begging you
hbtqfdopms has taught me that both of you could be right
RINNE A SHIT
PEKKA POOPHIP WILL CHOKE MARK MY WORDS!!!
Is Gretzky really an alcoholic...
more like wetzky lol
Fug....
Most famous people tend to have some kind of vice to cope with the fact that fame and money has made them miserable.
How did he go from this...
>you now remember that Wild got eliminated in round one
...to this?
Reminder Kevin Fiala is dead because of the actions of Robert Bortuzzo
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Ebin :DD
>mad at refs
Daily reminder Finland lost to the Frogs and Slovakia lost to the Potato Farmers.
Daily reminder that USA lost to Germany (without Draisaitl)
How's that cultural enrichment coming along Sven
>jumping to Sup Forums-posting right away (literally 24 seconds between the posts)
Wew lad, this must be a really sore subject for you
>McDavid
>shut down defense
thats a real stretch, clearly you watch him with rose colored glasses.
Draisaitl is the best player on the team. The playoffs are just confirming that suspicion.
McMeme is like the Craps. He'll net a lot of secondary assists/points against bad teams, back up goalies, or teams that dont care during the regular season but doesn't have an intense compete level that wins championships against good teams and top goalies.
But but but- he skates fast!
Daily reminder that no one fuckin cares about the stupid fuckin worlds or the stupid fuckin World Cup or the stupid fuckin Sochi Olympics (except that oshie game) or the stupid fuckin Turin olympics or anything other than the Stanley cup and smerica is fuckin 13 time back to back champs motherfucker Sweden will never win the cup so keep crying bitch what you're mad haha stay mad fuckin bitch LMAO
You're right, and it's really sad. They'll still give McSecondary a significantly larger contract too
I'm not mad ur mad u stupid bitch calm down fuck u ;o;
Am I being baited?