God here, ask me anything and I will answer with the definitive truth

God here, ask me anything and I will answer with the definitive truth.

Is god real?

Yeah, I'm real.

whats a sin you almost want to not be a sin?

Are traps gay

If you are all-powerful, why do you allow bad things to happen to good people?

why is my g-spot inside my ass?

Why the fuck did you make me 5'4"

Rape.

Yes, they've got dicks.

Dont be sad user, i heard willy wonka was hiring

Is OP a fag?

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Homosexuality isn't as big a sin as humans make out

If two consenting adults want to share a moment of intimacy, does it matter?

As a reminder that Earth is not a paradise and that Heaven cannot be found in this life.

Where else should I have put it?

I have chosen you to be a role model for those who think height is a limitation to success

I'm not a fag

Hey god, nice to meet you again.
So, if you flip two coins and the first lands on head, whats the chance that the second is head, too?

Why white women love black Negros

Obviously 35%

Dear God, what kind of God are you? Are you the benevolent Christ-God, the mighty Zeus, or something else entirely such as an abstract thought or force?

Hi ya. I'm a 25 year old female living in America. Why the fuck do I exist?
Thanks

They're not cucks and have dicks bigger than their pinky

fuck you

why do you let 6 million children under the age of 4 die every year?

Just....
Why?

Can I become a God too?

Hi! V-Satan here...

your purpose is to be a stupid, selfish whore. now go forth... continue

Can't I just jump off a bridge instead? Cause being born female is a one way ticket to hell anyways right?

Is it wrong to have a relationship with a consenting child?

Instead of being successful, can I just be another manlet who off's himself?

well you can but you have to be at least as cool as this dude while you do it

>can I just be another manlet who off's himself?
yes

You wanna come hang out here?

You guys cracks me up :'D

Thanks God, I'll go out and buy some rope tomorrow after school

Fuck it why not.

No, but I have a special spot for you at my guest house. :)

as lord god i command you to post tits

Proof God is not real

you will regret this the day you find out about the breast cancer

That's the spirit, make daddy proud now. Now, before you get your VIP (Very Incendiary Personnel) pass, I need you to do something for me.

I need you to make some of those Christians use their brain a little, I worked hard on giving them free will, its a shame to see them waste it by letting themselves get brainwashed again.

And don't get me started on those Muslims.

is OP gay?

>if OP claiming to be god answers no, the OP is not omniscient and therefore not God
>if OP answers yes, then OP is gay and therefore not God

fuck off Satan. this soul is mine

Dude, What the Fuck?

I guess that's OK. God your a dick. Judgemental may be the nature of a God but don't harsh on consent homie. consent means it's cool with the person involved.

>don't harsh on consent homie
oh god with the #metoo bullshit.

kys for real

No delays on the 7th, right?

I have to make Christians use their brain?! That'll take a miracle!

Lissen up dude: I 'n I is gonna whip yo ass nex' Armageddon.

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Lucifer & Beelzebub

Eh I'm just fucking around with God, don't be a prick dude, You'll live longer

Hey, you're the one obsessed with sheep, all I did was offer them a chance to see themselves other than your toys in that cute little 'garden'.

it's all good, man. you can have her

show us a pic of where you live with a timestamp

Being this open at being a filthy pedo. Fuck your life faggot

what's the purpose of acid?

Well, life isn't easy for a reason. The afterlife isn't exactly a walk in the park, you know.

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it's a drug and it gets you high, my child

Well fuck that then. I want zero existence. I'm going to go see what my home boy Buddha is up to.

Yes, or no?

Can you make a V2.0 of earth? The current one fucking sucks

you will have no delays on the 7th, but only if you post in this thread "Thank you, Jesus"

what's the purpose of getting high on acid?

Or put out an update or something?

Oh no, what ever shall I do?!
Haha.
Go ahead, please take your time. :)
I've got time. An eternity of it.

getting high is the purpose, my son

I do not believe in a god, but “Thank you, Jesus.”

Log here. AMA.

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SATAN, control your minion

My time here grows short mortals, this human's laptop has no battery life left and there is no free wifi down here. Alas, I will return again tomorrow evening.

So, how did you make Mary pregnant?

Fucking stupid eternity making shit eternal and crap. Whatever see you in my dreams Satan or God or both since Gods everything and stuff.

back to the abyss!

behold

Why is Andy Sixx so funny?

If you're in all existence, then are you sucking my penis?

repent, sinners

Why do niggers go to heaven if animals cant go to heaven?

No, i'm no doing any sins why should i repent?

Because animals have their exclusive VIP heaven

they go to church, but they don't actually get in

Would you say that the logboy is an example of your creative genius, your perfect plan?

logposters shall be stricken down

Jokes on you, breast cancer is a Jewish propaganda fear meme machine and I know

Well get off your ass and start smiting, fatboy.

The point of the question is not to find the answer, but to learn the process of working it out. When you find the answer, don't share it with others, let them discover the laws of probabilty themselves and they will be much better for it.

Because the stereotype that has been spread about black people is that they are confident and strong. Insecurity is seen as a weakness.

I am God. You have many names for me, I only call myself God in this thread because it's an English language forum. I do exactly what I intend to do and no more.

I have given you this time to enjoy the world I have created. Go explore.

There are many mothers in Heaven who have exhausted their time on Earth and have left their children behind. I take children in difficult situations here to be looked after by them.

No, but you can become a leader of men.

Children are dear to me, unless I personally give you permission to spoil them, you do not take their innocence. I will never give that consent.

Make it better.

breast cancer for the both of you!

I created all life from nothing, why is creating one more such a surprise?

Humor is entirely subjective. That some find joy from him is a blessing.

I have the power to be anywhere, it does not mean I always am.

Seek help if you have yet to understand the concept of racial division has any influence at all in my plans.

She is just one of billions whose ideas have inspired others.

hey, nigger, stop impersonating me

Kek

Yes

how do i get superpowers?