Sir we've heard from an anonymous tip that you have a magazine with a capacity above 10 in your home

Sir we've heard from an anonymous tip that you have a magazine with a capacity above 10 in your home.

Would you mind opening up so we could come take a look?

Sure, come on in.

>triggers IEDs I've hidden in the walls and floor of my house

Sure, come on in.
>unleashes Katana

Sure come on in.
>Fully undress in hopes they gang-ravage my boipuccii.

My response leaves the barrel at approx 3200fps. Come & take them.

Sure, come in.
*flips tunic
What's the matter boys? Heh.... afraid of the dark are we?
*crazy eye
*unleashes the darkness

Sure. But first you've got to stop being dumb and bin that gun.

W-what? I don't have any weapo-
>arrested for smuggling chewing gum

"Come on in, boys. I'm nude"

I have found that 9 rounds in a 10 round magazine shoot just fine. Er, unless you're some sort of spray and pray nigger shooter.

Do you have a warrant?

>does a flip

Yes, I wouldn't.

>a magazine? Are you calling me a bitch, pussy?

>opens front door, pantsless/rotating hips
>helicopter ding-dong

>alllah 'akbar wahadha lm yakun siwaa shaqiq muzahatan

Cyka blyat, what weapons jebana v rot. Idi nahuy

I have the magazine right here. As you can see, it just takes 10, reeaaly large bullets.

Knew I shouldnt have bought that catering-pack of plastic forks from Ikea. It's a fair cop.

I ONLY READ THEM FOR THE ARTICLES.

Okay, but stay out of the basement. That's where I keep my child porn.