ITT ask a doctor anything

ITT ask a doctor anything
I might give you advice.
dumping some stuff I like at the same time

Well first off, what kind of doctor?

Also people post more of her she’s fucking sexy

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I'm a neurosurgeon, so I've gone through the basic med school that your primary care provider has and then did another 6 years to specialize.
I don't have any more of her.

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It isn't all porn.

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If nobody is even lurking I might as well go to sleep.

Only a few things left that I think are funny, then back to porn.

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I have a hydrocele in my balls that seems to be growing in size. Thoughts?

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You can always kill yourself.

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that's true, thanks user!

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I think this is what Shaggy from Scooby-Doo would look like if he were female.

Sometimes I buy something just so other people can't buy that same thing.

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I've never seen this show
but dat pussy

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Why are you working for free?

hey how can i lower my blood pressure temporarily? im going to the doctor tomorrow and dont wanna get a bad score on my bp, but i havent slept and i've been drinking a lot of caffeine

I'm bored.
Drink a lot of water and eat a lot of vegetables. Brussel sprouts would be best. or you could try and get your hands on atenolol or any similar beta-blocker before your blood pressure is tested. you should sleep and meditate if you dont have any drugs like that

got it, Sup Forumsruh. just downed a glass of water and im gonna eat green beans (all i have here atm). i might have time for a power nap. definitely meditating already

you can also take some benadryl in place of a beta-blocker, but don't take both

Hi Doc, i've been abusing alk for over a decade (just turned 33) but mainly stick to beer (10-12 375ml) most nights. Also smoked since i was 17 around a pack a day. How fukd am i? Can my body recover from damage done? I have been getting abdominal pain off and on for the last few months but otherwise no major symptoms. Also eat way too much fast food. Sorry for the blog, 5 beers in

hey buddy i just quit drinking a couple weeks ago. already noticeably losing weight and feel a lot better. u gotta do it

>also i was getting all those pains in liver/kidneys too. wew, lad

Good work man! Yea i need to stop, think i self medicate anxiety and depression which is caused by the booze, with booze.. were you a heavy drinker?

If you were to quit smoking now, assuming you don't already have cancer, you would be back on track with non-smokers health in about 10 years. Abusing alcohol can be serious over long periods. If you quit drinking now, you can live much longer and dramatically lower your risk of organ failure, though the damage you have done to your organs through drinking cannot be reversed. Skin never goes back to how it was when we were 20, and kidneys/liver just get shittier over time. If you're having abdominal pain, it is a good idea to at least give up the drinking for a few months because it could be something small like ulcers, or it could be the early stages of organ failure depending on where the pain is originating. if it feels like its under your ribcage, or on your back near the ribcage, you are super fucked and need to see a doctor for proper diagnosis and possibly medication to cleanse your organs. if you quit drinking for a few months and you go back to it and the abdominal pain comes back, then you know for sure that you need to stop drinking. I recommend getting that examined in person, because there is so much going on in the abdomen that it isn't logical to diagnose the issue without an exam.

>were you a heavy drinker
oh yeah bro. pretty heavy. i've gone through liquor phases, liquor/beer phases, beer phases. sometimes drank 24 hours a day except when i was passed the fuck out. often drank in the morning or whenever i woke up. sometimes drank at work. often drank in public on the sly (not legal here). all of that bad shit.

i have depression anyway, so it wasnt causing that for me. however i did often have all that shitty anxiety that you get when you try to dry out. i tell you what though you really gotta taper off when you stop. don't just stop all of a sudden it will fuck your shit up bro. idk if you learned how to do that yet. if u didnt let me know and i'll try to explain

Are you sleeping well? What position do you sleep in? You should always make sure to get a solid 8 hours of sleep, especially when suffering from anxiety and depression. I recommend sleeping on your back, facing the ceiling. This will increase blood flow in the back of your brain, making you happier. Make sure you're staying warm when you sleep to get the best circulation you can. If you're not sleeping, you get less circulation to your brain because the brain doesn't cleanse itself in the way other organs do. You can drink a glass of water and that will flow through, cleansing your stomach/kidney while you're awake, whereas the brain only cleanses itself while you're asleep. so a lack of sleep can cause anxiety and depression.

don't listen to this nigger he's not even a real doctor. your organs can recover just google it. maybe if you were some fucked up 50 year old wino on a street corner you wouldn't stand a chance but you had pain for a short time so you're not dead in the water. the pain goes away pretty quick and the swelling in your face/liver goes away. trust me i know. im not some faggot pretending to be a doctor online i have gone through this shit personally

Once you have organ failure, the organ doesn't just recover. Ever heard of an organ transplant? They do that because organs aren't like your life points in call of duty, they don't just recover, you underage niggerfaggot.

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you are a stupid piece of shit that fucking dude obviously doesn't have organ failure. he would be having a lot more signs than some pain in the fucking guts, retard.

kys and stop trying to pretend like you're a doctor on Sup Forums.

You really are a stupid worthless sack of shit. I didn't say that he has organ failure. You obviously can't read and you aren't a doctor. Abdominal pain is one of the early signs of damage and is present during the early stages. You should go suck shit out of your fathers asshole before murdering your entire family and draining their blood into a bucket, then dunk your head in it and hold it there until you're dead. Stop pretending that you understand anything in the medical field because you know how to type something into google and then assume everything you read there is a fact, even though your reading comprehension is clearly below that of a first grader, you retard.

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